Post characters that would beat superman

post characters that would beat superman

>gets drunk
>pulls up some designs for a doomsday weapon
>puts kryptonite in it
>fucks some redheads and blondes
Prove me wrong. YOU LITERALLY CAN'T.

user no, you're going to trigger that one shitposter.

Isn't he a mexican dude in a hoodie now?

IAH DUHN'T CHAAARREE!

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Literally

Half

The

Justice

League

Green Lantern, Flash and Wonder Woman all can, plot device protect him.

Superman is nothing more than JL posterboy in the comics and real life.

Wonder Woman literally got in a fight with Superman and couldn't win without just snapping Max Lord's neck

Hal Jordan

Lol remember in Injustice 2 when Superman crushed Doctor Fate's helmet even though it's magic, one of the two things he's weak to?

he's not weak to magic, just susceptible. it affect him like it would a normal person

>weak to
He has no resistance to it. Only hacks like Morrison says otherwise.

Nearly the whole JL, in theory.

Flash, vibrate into him would make him able to harm him easily. We saw another person do something similar in Pak's Superman, albeit with knives.

Aquaman's trident would fuck him up. Probably the least likely to win out of the JL though

Cyborg can boom tube him to the husk of Krypton, and just let the lack of an atmosphere + a red sun kill him. With prep time, he could just install red sun emitters into himself.

Wonder Woman has magic weapons, and is basically Superman minus heat vision and frost breath.

Batman has done it a million times. Take your pick.

Green Lantern is the only one who does not have an easy path to victory.

Martian Manhunter just gives him a brain aneurysm

Also, unrelated note, Firestorm makes Kryptonite

It's never worked for Luthor, why would it work for Tony?

>Also, unrelated note, Firestorm makes Kryptonite

firestorm could destroy the DC universe if he wanted

Luthor's an autist who secretly enjoys it and wants to humiliate Supes. Drunk Tony or even just no holds barred Tony would get the job done and nothing more. The guy has a biobomb that merges people together, takes control of them telepathically and can use them to form a shield or just turn into a blob. Not to mention stuff like the Dyson Sphere gun.

Is this a half assed bad disguised Sentry thraed, isn't it?

His name is Parallax
It is written right there.

Superman bulldozes everyone in the Injustice universe, which is kinda the only reason Injustice 2's plot happened. His only true physical peers (possible superiors) are Brainiac and maybe Darkseid.

Well, yeah, he's a walking nuke dropper.

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Actually Gardner Fox, Denny O'Neil, Len Wein, and Gerry Conway among others all wrote him as being weak to magic

Busiek is the one who said that "magic just affects him normally".

I mean, Busiek's take makes more sense, but Morrison grew up reading classic JLA where he was stated over and over again to be weak to magic, so it's hard to blame him for believing that.

Zatanna oneshot him

Jon Samuel "Gohan" Kent.

No, it's an Egyptian kid

You're both wrong. As of Rebirth Kent is Fate again.

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ONE PUNCH!

He jobs to base form Shaggy, wtf?

we all know he'd win, the real question is what punishment he would bestow upon Supes

Is this DKSA?

Actually this.

Wonder womans strength/ effectivness against superman varies over time and from comic to comic/ writer to writer. But i think in the new 52, she was on par with him, and in rebirth i think Supes is the better? I think.

>Flash
Not sure vibrating would be the trick. But IMPs might do it.
>lack of atmosphere
Not an issue to a Kryptonian
>Red Sun
Works way slower than a kryptonite. He could just fly away from it.

>WW

Yes, except weaker, slower, less durable and without super senses.

>Batman
Never done it in canon. Never will.

>GL
Ironically has far more easy ways than folks like Batman and WW.

>MMH
Depends on the version of Supes. Current one is after bullshit Kryptonian mind kung-fu training. So no.

This boi

YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE

Element Lad can create Gold Kryptonite
That's how he beat the Superman clone in the Great Darkness Saga

As long as he doesn't put buster at the end of it he'll be alright.

>in the new 52
You mean against half a Superman that was a rookie. Superdad would push her shit in.

Any character trying to fight Superman ha to meet the following requirements or they automatically lose.

>feats for super durable organ, sun-level minimum
>feats for not needing a brain
>eyes that don't function by reflecting light
>light speed reaction time

Anything less, and it's not a fight. Superman, when he stops being nice, is a hideously powerful combatant.

Bats did do it, canonically, in Endgame.

Also teleporting him to Krypton would fuck him up. It's literally made of Kryptonite, post the explosion of the planet.

Wonder Woman is objectively a better combatant than Clark and doesn't pull her punches nearly as much.

Also, Flash could easily murder Clark. He'd just CW Eobard Thawne him. Matter is matter.

>Flash
Superman knows how to do that vibration phasing too, wouldn't work.

>Aquaman
Too slow, magic or no magic.

>Cyborg
And how does he force Superman into the tube?

>Woner Woman
Broke her wrist hitting him, and had to break Max Lord's neck because it was the only way to stop him.

>Batman
Literally no anti-Superman plan of his has ever worked.

>Green Lantern
Rings work at the speed of thought, Superman is faster than that.

>Manhunter
Not in the League, but yeah, he might be able to.

Also note, Firestorm is too slow to act before he gets taken down.

>in Endgame.
Superbro was not Superman, and mind control makes the fight invalid. Fighting Superman is more than taking on a power set.

Actually no. Punching Plas does nothing, but Superman could fly him into the sun before he'd realize a fight had started. He can be immortal all he wants, crushed by gravity and seared by heat and radiation until the sun burns out.

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They'd never fight. Supes isn't a gangster engaged in racketeering.

Flash stands as the best bet to do it, especially if he has full access to the speedforce. Imagine Flash hitting Supe's with hundreds of Infinite mass punch's before he could even comprehend what was happening.

Failing that, all he has to do is time travel and get whatever he needs to stop Supes. There's been plenty of stuff over the years that has either weakened him or beat him.

But can't quite handle Carol in a fight

You don´t need lightspeed reflexes when you can stop time.

You do to stop time IN time before you're dead anyway.

First of all, there are 3 categories to think of

1. Could they assassinate Superman, meaning that if they had the perfect condition to take a shot at Superman could they kill him?

2. In a straight up fight could they kill Superman at all?

3. In a straight up fight could they kill Superman most of the team?

4. 2 and 3 but Superman is also trying to kill them.


Characters can range all over the place given the circumstances.

For instance The Atom has a great chance of killing Superman as long as Superman doesn't know he's coming. Ray Palmer can set up something inside Superman's cells to fuck with his solar storage or make his skin transparent to overload him like in Tower of Babel.

But if Superman knows Atom is coming he can just crank up the Super senses to spot him and then vibration kill him.

Another thing people forget is that he has super breathe.

He can simply play keep away with his opponent's air supply until they drop.

>Aquaman

His only prayer is to engage him in a class 1 fight and telefuck him or stab him with the holy tuna fork, otherwise yeah Superman just outmuscles him.

>Cyborg

In a class 1 encounter Coach Borg can just boom tube him into Rao again and again until he stops coming out.

He -might- be able to handle Superman in an actual fight. We aren't quire sure what the limits of Coach Borg 1 million are since he just showed up.

>Wonder Woman

Not holding back and using her sword she's got a good chance of killing him in a straight up fight. I don't see her winning most of the time but she can do it.

>Batman

What you say is almost true. He was able to score a double KO against Jokerized Superman.

>GL

Some GLs can actually got faster than that like Hal who managed to catch up to Lightray.

If a GL isn't written as a retard he/she could just start draining the solar charge out of Superman.

A silver age GL could just make kryptonite appear out of nowhere. Pic related

>Manhunter

He's got a chance but heat vision fucks him up something brutal unless this is post-Fernus Manhunter.

A non jobbing Billy would kick Clark's ass.

Pa Kent

Creates Doomsday clone and a Kryptonite spray.

I doubt Lex ever tried to come up with a plan to off Supes while being drunk as a skunk, in that way Tony could have an edge

It depends.

If it's a big event, he could be kicking literally everyone's asses at once. If it's just some one-off thing, he could be jobbing to the Teen Titans, never to be seen again.

It's happened before

Plas just wants to be a good boy. He doesn't want to fight his pals.

Esto es el fin, hombre super

We all know this guy could

>Green Lantern is the only one who does not have an easy path to victory

Actually, he made some plans to beat him, and it did work pretty well

dr fate, captain atom, martian manhunter , captain marvel have the best change to beat him.

That's a shame. That Doctor Fate run was interesting

Stardust is an autist who only cares about punishing one specific type of crime. If not for that he would probably just conquer Earth himself or fuck off into space looking for aliens who might be engaged in organized crime.

Leave superman to me

>against Jokerized Superbro.
Fixed that for you. Mind control makes the result null, Superman is more than a power set. Also, wasn't really Superman.

*Erases Superman*

fuck off vs faggots