Tis the Season

Tis the Season.

>Sup Forums Christmas Thread.

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>he later actually tries to peek at them still

This is actually terrifying

I mean really this is a picture of an alien from another Galaxy who hangs out with a woman made from clay and a billionaire who dresses up to punch robbers at night.
Who are they to question a magical fat man who gives out gifts at not even Speed force levels of fast.

>Check reddit
>Same pic posted there 5 hours ago
Ho ho ho

That's like admitting you watch gay porn to out your friend who starred in said porno.

Except it’s just reddit. It’s Sup Forums with name tags and a popularity system.

>No, Clark, I mean
>*His eyes begin to glow*
>--Santa's HELPERS wrapped them.

Raising the world's strongest manchild must be tough.

He lives in the North Pole tho, for all they know he might have met him

I don't know if you know this but half these threads are from reddit

and the other half are from Sup Forums

>he still believes in santa claus
What a faggot

Santa is real in DC.

hahaha
Santa Claus?
HAHAHAHAHA
I didn't know you were a comedian, Clark

Isn’t Santa Claus his Kryptonian cousin, No-El?

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>Christmas with the Wilsons

Santa is such a fucking cheeky cunt, bet the coal was actually from Apokolips.

You'd think the Kents would understand the best presents aren't the ones you can wrap up.

I hate you more than you can ever know.

>said the user, rubbing his crotch

No, I'm rubbing my cold dead heart so it can beat with fury at you for defiling a wonderful Christmas.

Alright my man, yandex and iqdb aren't helping me here. I need that Super Sauce.

R_Ex
If you can't find it just look for Martha Kent in the usual places.

Wasn't fully aware, but I'm also not surprised.

THAT'S NOT WHAT MOTHERS ARE FOR AND YOU DAMNED WELL KNOW THIS.

On Krypton mothers gave their children hands on sex education.

>Check reddit
Go back.

Has anyone ever actually made these?

It should be

It's a much better way to have "the talk"

>SECRET CLUB

>she is tecnically not his mother, so it's actually totally fine.
FUCKING DAMNIT.

That doesnt seem half bad

DELETE THIS

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Nice.
It technically not incest

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Yo I baked these with my mom a year ago and they were pretty good.

Good recipe.

Don't forget your hat on the way out.

On the boat you go go go.

I love everything about this

Don't know what I was expecting, but I can't stop laughing

and exponentially higher mod autism with no room for discourse

No hes not

>can literally have the power to save all the hungerdogs and those oppressed by darkseid
>decides to go to apokolips just to give darkseid a cheeky fuck you instead
Hes just as much of a monster for letting his reign of terror continue

A good deal of threads are seemingly made parallel to threads on cripplechan as well.

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If they actually had stuff like this in the DCEU then maybe people would actually like this Superman.

Fuck off

oh right, cause santa is real in comic books. i keep forgetting.

kid, you want your fukkin presents or not?

>lead foil
Where do you even get lead foil? Maybe medical professionals could (I expect it's used to protect sensitive equipment from xray exposure and whatnot) but where does some random farmer and housewife get it? Is there some agricultural application?

Anyone buy the DC Holiday Rebirth trade? I’m on the fence.