Are the Jurassic Park comics any good? Thinking about consuming everything in the franchise leading up to the release of Jurassic World 2.
Are the Jurassic Park comics any good...
Nolan Martin
Brayden Evans
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Just FYI, we have partial T-Rex DNA and have ascertained that the genetic code has similar structure (in terms of what genes are where) as most chicken. In theory, we could actually make a Tyrannosaurus, but for some reason the money isn't in it.
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Also someone flipped a gene in a chicken and re-activated the "fucking velociraptor face" trait, but they haven't hatched any of them because they're a bunch of fucking pussies.
Jonathan Anderson
The Topps comics are pretty fun to read.
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Brandon Ortiz
Cool, thanks!
I would love if Netflix would make a Jurassic Park show.
Jordan Flores
Eh, it'd be like 90% humans 10% dinosaurs.
Leo Lee
Its all by Topps comics so pretty much every issue/miniseries/annual is good.
or worse, its Terra Nova take 2
the sad fact is while mostly all scientists and people in general would be all for making a T-rex or a velociraptor chicken, that tiny minority of pussies that yell "CRIME AGAINST NATURE" ruin it all for everyone.
>dat feel when their very well likely is dinosaur poultry hidden away in a lab somewhere but the shit will never see the light of day
>yfw no raptornuggers
Justin Rivera
The IDW comics had hilariously bad art for the dinos, so I'd recommend steering clear of those
Cooper Lopez
Why would anyone be excited for Jurassic fucking World 2. The first movie was horrid.
Tyler Anderson
>Baryonyx
>Suchominus
Luis Wright
As far as I can tell there are people working on making new-age dinosaurs. Jack Horner was talking about how he and a team of people are working on genetically modifying chicken embryos to make them look more like dinosaurs. He talked a bit about their progress recently in a presentation at Frontier Expo where they were showing off in-game footage for the new Jurassic World game.
I think he said in it that his team wasn't really gonna go through with hatching the embryos they're working on until they look like legit dinosaurs though. It's a fair enough reason considering that their most recent constraint is that right now they can't stop the tail from growing vertebrae if they try to make it longer. I mean fair enough if you don't want to willingly bring an animal into the world if you know for a fact that it is going to have significant genetic defects.
Lucas Diaz
I remember liking the one about the drug lord using the island for his drug empire
Logan Baker
spoiler at your discretion
Bentley Nguyen
you do know most people liked the first one correct?
Asher Hall
Just read the novels and play Trespasser (or listen Hammond's ramblings on Youtube if you lack the necessary masochism to play through it),
Xavier Carter
I'm officially hype.
Gabriel Torres
Don't respond to those Sup Forums subhumans.
James Flores
going there is like entering a alternate reality
Some of them believe the popular consensus on the board matches the IRL one every single time, it's nuts
>everyone hated Jurassic World
>please ignore all the positive audience rating and good critic reception, haha
Christian Smith
>71 RT critic score
>78 RT audience score
>A on cinemascore
>E-everyone hates it, my hipster board told me so
Alexander Wilson
>tfw no animated series
Benjamin Barnes
no we don't. We have a couple collagen fibers you idiot - not anything resembling DNA or a "genetic code." Have you actually read Schweitzer's (hotly debated) work?
Ethan Jones
>made an animated series about Jurassic Park
>It became like the game Cadillacs & Dinosaurs
WANNA WATCH THIS!
Jaxson Parker
>Jurassic Park cartoon suddenly became like the ultra violent Dinosaur Attacks card.
RAAAADDDDDDDDICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tyler Lewis
DIE MOTHERFCUKER!!!
Liam Young
The fuck?
Nolan Martinez
It's a real shame the IDW stuff was such garbage.
James Stewart
....
Connor Rivera
Dinosaurs Attack, man.
Charles Sanders
the herbivores eating people disturbs me desu
Jace Garcia
When did I say "everyone hates it", I said it was horrid. Jesus Christ, children, learn to fucking read.
William Morris
The guy that merged with the dinosaur got it the worst.
Henry Gutierrez
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!
Cameron Sanders
Ayy Lmao
Xavier Morris
they were being controlled by Dinosaur Satan.
Alexander Diaz
what a ride
Adrian Lee
they are the good guys
Joseph Morales
forgot image
Logan Cooper
Miles better than 2 and 3 at least.
Camden Foster
that one is a classic
Kevin Gutierrez
>tfw im studying genetics to make dinosaurs
>tfw my best fried is going into economics and said he'd bankroll a dinosaur zoo
only a few more decades, brother!
Jacob Foster
2 wasn't that bad of a movie, sure the main cast were unlikable assholes outside of Malcom and Eddie, and the hunters were both morally more upstanding & likable than the supposed "heroes", and Roland Tembo was pretty much the only interesting character in whole movie but for a 2 hour brainless action movie with dinosaurs in it you could do worse. But then again I'm a retard that likes that whole t-rex rampaging in San Diego part so what do I know.
Zachary Anderson
Carry on brother
Blake Reed
they're literally schlocky fanfiction, and I love it
Henry Lee
>>tfw no animated series
I'm here to break your heart.
>there was an animated series planned
>was supposed to be "PG" rated
>it was supposed to have high quality animation with the characters and backgrounds resembling a comic book while the dinosaurs would be CGI
>an animated pilot/teaser trailer was made but never released to the public
>never got made because spielberg never even bothered to watch it for approval
Hudson Green
Some say Steve was just in a bad mood that day.
Talk about shit timing.