MISTER MIRACLE #5 Preview

Sexy Barda in lingerie!

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Even on death row, he's the luckiest man in the universe.

What if she had a penis this whole time?

>[sweating intensifies]

>Maggie Howell Asst. Editor
>not Maggie Howell Ass Editor

Gerards draws Barda like a tranny

I need a Barda in my life

DEATH BY SNU SNU

So death row means BDSM with Big Barda? I want to commit high treason on New Genesis now.

Lucky son of a bitch.

art's to die for

Oh shit. Desaad is Barda.

She does look manly. No feminine shape at all.

>no ass
they made her thick in all the "acceptable" ways. Fuck this.

I can't believe there's anyone who likes this barda. Other than faggots and trannies themselves.

She's flabby for no reason in the tummy, has a flat ass, manly shoulders... they honestly made her look like a street walking cross-dresser. Even her legs are disproportionately toned for such a large person.

She literally looks like a man from the back.
The character is dated, you cannot draw a strong girl right these days.
We can only hope for the DC Rebith Powergirl to be any better.

user female editors means
big tits=flabby tummy with no ass
You think Power Girl is going to look any different than Barda here?

Big tits can squeeze by the "no-(female)-cheesecake" culture comics seem to be obsessed with lately as long as they're the type that are a "burden" to the woman so she can complain about them and make a comment about freeing them from a support bra when they get home and wear sweatpants and ratty t-shirts.

>She's flabby for no reason in the tummy
That's not flab buts Abs.
>Has a flat ass
Just because Gerad isn't Benes and doesn't put hyperfocus on the ass doesn't mean she has a flat ass.
>Manly shoulders
It's called muscle user, your narrow shoulders should get familiar with the term.

>That Kirby quote

Now I'm sad

shiii

Whatever it looks like shit.

No it doesn't.

>That's not flab buts Abs.
Panel one is flab.
>Just because Gerad isn't Benes and doesn't put hyperfocus on the ass doesn't mean she has a flat ass.
No, but because it's flat on page 5 it's flat.
>It's called muscle user, your narrow shoulders should get familiar with the term.
Sure, you can make assumptions about me. But I find it funny that you went with the scrawny route rather than the fat neckbeard route. I never know which one you dykes will choose.

Those are manly because they're wide, as in her collar bone is too long. If you knew anything about the difference between men and women you would know that it has nothing to do with musculature and everything to do with proportion.

>SNU SNU, IT TIME FOR SNU SNU!
mfw

> Only talks about Power Girl tits
Yeah, but I meant that she is also fit and strong, AND feminine.

Sexy Big Barda in DCEU

All words I would have used to describe Barda as well. I didn't focus on the tits, I made the point that anyone with big tits has to be flabby so that they can be burdensome.

Plenty of in-shape women have fantastic chests. But those are cheesecake. So if the character is busty then they must also be flabby.

She was hotter in previous issues

>Panel one is flab
Nope, clearly defined as abs.
>No, but because it's flat on page 5
It's called prespective.
>But I find it funny that you went with the scrawny route
You just seem very unfamiliar with what a muscular back looks like.
>Those are manly because they're wide, , as in her collar bone is too long.
See? You have no idea.

> wide shoulders is muscle
Wrong.

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literally zero ass. this is gross.

Narrow shoulders, work on it.

user while you continue to be completely wrong about my knowledge and body type you aren't even attempting to correctly assess page 5. Pun fully intended.

her ass is narrow and her legs are too toned. You've chose to defend something that is completely disproportionate while telling me I don't understand proportion.

Why get personal? Why not keep it to the page? Why do you have to make a comment about me? I expect the answer to be "lol touch a nerve" but really, you didn't. I'm over weight, not underweight. I have very broad shoulders. I work out quite regularly. I've played sports my entire life. I know what a flabby athletic body looks like.

You're defending terrible art that changed issue to issue for no other reason than this would have been a pretty salacious sequence, especially if her ass cheeks didn't like like she was holding a fucking butt plug in.

some women have broad shoulders, what's the problem?

aside from her height nothing about her body type is unrealistic at all, you're too accustomed to perfectly portioned fictional women.

He can't jack off to broad shoulder women, he must be gay.

Jesus christ. Her shoulders are not the only thing I, and others, have complained about.

>unrealistic
there we go. Knew you'd pull it out. It isn't realistic. Which is why I've kept my reference to normal people's body. Because despite being completely asinine to compare a fictional woman to a real one I know you faggots tend to do that these days.

Barda shouldn't look like a "normal" woman. And I also mentioned she looked better in previous issues. It is very clear this sequence was kept from looking too cheese-cakey on purpose. Those from behind shots literally leave any semblance of an ass-cheek off page.

>jerk-off
This has nothing to do with sexual feelings. I know this was a joke but it plays on the idea that I want Barda to look good for my penis. Porn exists, I don't need comics to get aroused. Barda doesn't look like she has in this very series and in fact she looks like shit.

Her lingerie cover her more that her normal clothes.

>user while you continue to be completely wrong about my knowledge and body type
Seems like I'm hitting close to home though.
>her ass is narrow
It's really not once you factor in how Big Barda is.
>her legs are too toned
Who the fuck complained about toned legs?

>Her shoulders are not the only thing I, and others, have complained about.
Well we're sayi ng it's a non-issue. Some women have broad shoulders and some men don't. Broad shoulders do not equaly manly and it's almost antithetical to Barda's character to suggest that.

>I expect the answer to be "lol touch a nerve" but really, you didn't.
You didn't even subvert the trope.

We disagree on what constitutes a narrow ass. Others ITT have agreed with me.

Truthfully that was poor phrasing on my part but it really isn't worth correcting judging by the nature of your replies.

Go fix the acne scars on your face and sing some more karaoke you fucking cunt.

>Well we're sayi ng it's a non-issue. Some women have broad shoulders and some men don't.
Which is why I noted proportionality and more than just her shoulders. It's also why I noted she looked different in previous issues of this very run. And I even told you my reasoning for thinking so. Because DC doesn't want Barda's fat rear-end bobbing around for bloggers to REE about.

>Go fix the acne scars on your face and sing some more karaoke you fucking cunt.
lol ok Narrow shoulders and you try not to strain yourself opening any doors.

Doors take core strength. Very little of it.

...and it's not you user

This is what makes it kinkier

DELET THIS

She's a tall, muscled warrior. And hot as fuck

Apologetics aside, It really does, user. The overuse of the filter alone is bad enough, but the figures look terrible.

This is hot.

That is not.

Notice how she has more muscle on my picture than in the op comic but doesn't look masculine.

Needs more filter user.

That's a big bad ass woman. Not a Psuedo-Man like Carol and OP Barda

Just further proof Sup Forums's never actually read Mister Miracle and their brains have been rotted with unofficial cheesecake, considering how Kirby drew Barda.

>my fantasy is confirmed by my fantasy.
Kirby's Barda looks 1000x better than this shit, user.

But user, it's the exact same figure.

>the figure looks terrible.
You're full of shit.
Don't think you can pull Loomis here buddy.

It's fucking bad. I don't gotta pull shit.

I love the Kirby quote and signature in one page followed by the look of disgust with Stan Lee/Funky Flashman from Scott and Barda in the following page.

Musclefags need their own containment board. And killed once they get there.

>Sup Forums reading comics instead crying about things they don't know.
If only...