Its Friday lets post some ridiculous covers

Its Friday lets post some ridiculous covers.

>whats worse Superman's fuck it ill just marry Lana attitude.

OR

>Lex named his son Larry

Lex Luthor would objetively be a better husband than Silver Age Superman.

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I like to think its the same judge every time and he thinks how much time he spent to get where he is and how Batman and Superman use his court as a mockery

I like how superman is already considering his options on the very cover of the story

That actually sounds like a good story

Obligatory

God I want witch doctor Superman to show up in a comic

Superman with all his powers only reached local witch doctor status

B L A C K E D

>Morrison didn't bring back witch doctor Supes in All Star Superman
Missed opportunity

Well that's just creepy

Creepy and plain weird.
Supergirl would be Superman's ideal mate -- except they're cousins and that would be incest. (Though so what? Kryptonians eliminated all the bad genes eons ago with their super-science.)
But she reasons that, in an infinite universe, she must have an exact double -- except her doppelganger is slightly older. So she asks a computer.
They didn't understand computers very well in the Silver Age. GIGO!

FUCK LARSEN

>older Supergirl wants to fuck super man
Did this predict the future

To be fair this was in that weird period were she was an Atlantean and completely unrelated to Supes, and in that arc she wanted to fuck everyone after being possessed by Lust.

And somehow the bow cut is hot as fuck and they should bring it back.

So that's the trick? When she grows up, she can give up the skirt for the bathing suit?

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>Injustice 3.jpg

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Im kind of surprised that bystanders does NOT looks like Clark Kents

What kind of cruel lesson Supes got for Jimmy this time? Don’t be a smartass?

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Don't forget "fucked to oblivion by a kyrptonian" Lois

There was a weird period of time where comics with an ape on the covers sold way more than normal covers. They were basically the Lenticular variant covers of their day.

I love the implication Baby Clark had a rivalry with a goddamn gorilla back on Krypton.

Well he is weak to magic

Superman will never make you breakfast at super speeds

Local Witch Doctors are pretty respected within their community...superman doesnt want fame....smdh

it's okay, they're just acting. look, superman doesnt even have a boner!!!!!

Batman seems really fucken amused.
Like "seriously, is my dog breathing fucking fire now, lol!"

I'm thinking of reading some Silver age comics. They seem really funny and entertaining.

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i lose it at captain marvel coming out of nowhere to punch superman

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