The Flash? More like THE FAG!

The Flash? More like THE FAG!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

don't quit your day job

Professor zoom? more like Professor DORK!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
am i rite guys?

Aquaman? More like his-son-is-dead-man. You know, because I killed his son in front of him and like to remind him of that fact regularly. Man if I could travel through time I would go back, take Arthur as a baby, come back to the present then kill the child in front of adult Aquaman, and laugh as I watch the horror on his face as he sees himself die and the paradox makes the universe collapse.

Geez, Manta, calm down.

Black Manta? More like nigger-nigger, since mantas are the niggers of the ocean.

Hahaha I love the absurdity

with great power comes great responsibility?
more like with great power comes no accountability!

The Dark Knight?
More like This Dork Bites!

Aquaman?
More like Aquafresh!

Thor?
More like Whore!

Saw the Flash mid season finale. Really? I mean, phase through the wall with the murder weapon and drop it into the middle of the pacific ocean. Then NOT be home when they come for you and you're gonna get let go cause they've got no proof. "If it does not fit, you must aquit". Really. Not a difficult fix for a weak setup for murder.

war machine?
more like whore machine!

The Flash? More like THE FAG!
>(Helicopter noises
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Got em!

fantastic four?
more like fantastic floored!

Robin?
More like Cock Gobblin'!

the flash?
more like The Trash!

Dr. Doom?
More like Dr. Dung!

I find it hard to believe a man from the 25th century would think being a homosexual is derogatory.

Professor Zoom? more like Doctor Loon

He's not that fast.

Thawne is a conservative.

DC comics? More like shitty comics!

Shut up, Barry

>Hey that's the body of the guy who he was stalking. I'm sure is just a coincedence that it is in his house dead

Mung daal? More like ugly thrall!

Dr Doom?

more like gets no poon!

>implying the pendulum won't swing back over the next few hundred years
lel

You're the one with the crush on him, Eobard.

Sup Forums? more like CANCER!

Reverse Flash is a cool character, but they seriously couldn't think of a more creative name?

fucking rekt

Reverse flash?
more like I'd rather have a rash!

Hsalf

I thought he was called Professor Zoom?

He was, but ever since Rebirth they've been calling him Reverse Flash. Probably for synergy with the TV show.

Professor Zoom?

more like leave the room!

Mung Daal?

More like Cuck Fag!

NO STOP IT

You were supposed to marry Iris. The one who introduced you to your husband? IT WAS ME BARRY!

Your husband? That was also me Barry!

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