Cosmo, Wanda, I wish-

Cosmo, Wanda, I wish-

For Gargoyglesfag to stop posting forever

All hot women are required to be 24/7 nudists.

WHY DONT YOU WANT TO SEE MY BODY YOU FUCKING SHITLORD

Healthy at all sizes

That I didn't eternally look like an SJW cuck.

This website and everything that came from it would be permanently destroyed.

To be happy

You sure about that, Champ?

i could go back and forth in time and take verything from the past or future with me

Sure thing Timmy!

For the Anti Life equation

I wish this person was on the surface of Mars right now.

You divide Life by 0.

I WISH TRIXIE WOULD SUCK MY DICK

I made better career choices and didn't bury myself in crippling debt

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME!

I was a girl again

Why do you think I made the wish in the first place, mom?

shit song shit band

i hada gun

For Miyukiniggers to eat shit.

WDHMBT?

Do you have brunette hair?

to cuck Cosmo

i didn't exist. not that i was dead but to have never existed. to experience or not rather the void that was the time before my birth. thanks, love ya.

That would actually make life go to infinity.

>not wishing for all women to be hot

I want to be the penis of Tara Strong's husband

that all the jews were GONE

>Timmy becomes John Numbers

>I wish I hada gun

I knew all the rules so I can find loopholes!

Seriously, Timmy is a dumbass.