Body horror Alpha Flight Storytime (issues 30, 45, 46, 48, 49)

Somebody requested it in the horrifying shit in comics thread and I am bored

This run isn't very well regarded, but I like it, it's a mess. Like a mix of a book from the 70s with 2000s Claremont with no editorial control, and you get to see a very different and Mecha-Transformer Madison Jeffries, very different to the one I guess most people know from the X-Men books of the Cyclops in Utopia years.

please bump once you are done reading

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Yo, I remember when I ran this, no one was reading and I was talking to myself haha

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it surprises me (not that no one read, just that it has been storytimed before)

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Yeah, it was part of my big ass storytime that I'd really like to go back to but around this time of year it's always a bitch. Just a couple more weeks!

ill do age of Apocalypse next week's weekend

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That's fine, I'm nowhere near that. Inferno was next but I still need to download the non-X tie-ins.

I have the whole AoA shebang in digital btw, if you're interested. Hell, I even have the friggin' ashcan thanks to one of those wonderful KAT torrents, rest in peace.

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I have it all, I only don't have Legion Quest but I don't really want to storytime that, I want to go straight to the crossover

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I am South American and Canadians enlisting to fight in Vietnam seems weird to me, unless they are both very anti communist, which would have been interesting but was never mentioned

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Gotcha. Let me know if you want anything, I have quite possibly every X-Men comic ever in digital, to the point it's become a liability hah
Fuck, I even have the X-Men manga based on the 90's cartoon... I wonder if I'll get banned when I get to that.

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Alpha Flight 45, this stuff has many recaps that I don't feel bad about jumping from 30 to 45

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self hating manlet

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To be fair, you'd be pretty bitter too if you were victim to such a shitty retcon.
Man, that was dumb. I think that's when I checked out of Mantlo's Alpha Flight.

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I think I like this arc because I must have some fratricide fetish (I also love how Alex hates Scott in AoA), and because I must have some mecha transformer fetish.

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Very Claremont moment. He was a woman for years if Iam not wrong.

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alpha flight 46

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women are constantly horny in this comic thinking of fucking their team mates

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such slutshaming wouldnt be allowed nowadays

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here Jeffries becomes box

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Alpha Flight 48

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I think Purple Girl is a villain in jail right now. Last time she was seen was a few years ago in the X-Force that had Hope. She copied Purple Girls powers.
Making her a villain because her father is one is pretty dumb.

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Northstar was pretty obviously gay all the 80s

Agreed.

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the last issue of the storytime, 49