So, Eurofags, have you started learning Russian yet?
When USA stops protecting us, the Russian army would steamroll through Europe meeting only sporadic resistance from the Chechen diaspora and there is nothing we can do except start sucking the dicks of our new Russian overlords
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Russia doesn't want europe.
They'll leave it to the muslims.
Я пpивeтcтвyю нaших нoвых pyccкий пoвeлитeлeй.
Я люблю вoдкy и бeднocть! Дa здpaвcтвyeт Пyтинa! Дeнeг нeт! Дeнeг нeт!
You play too much Red Alert
>russia
>invading europe
they can't even take half of ukraine for themselves without getting stuck in a year long proxy war between their propped up separatists and the pathetically weak ukrainian government
i seriously doubt they have the means to invade and conquer anything at this point
>When USA stops protecting us
maybe you faggot
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I wish Russian women came to conquer me.
ORLY? Then why have they already invaded two sovereign european countries the last couple of years?
Гocпoдин Пpeзидeнт Poccии, влaдимиp влaдимиpoвич y вac мoжeт ecть мoя жeнa. cлaвa poccии!!
lul who cares? you fags are even more pozzed than our bluest states. a little bit of brutal ruskie dictatorship would help you more than it would hurt you.
Getting the band back together.
You do realize America only pulls out of NATO if you don't chip in, right?
What'd you do, spend it all on refugees?
Your scenario is ridiculous, but let's pretend you believe this. Learn to defend yourselves. You guys are a collection of excellent warrior cultures that have become weak limp wrist progressives. Don't let people demonize masculinity in your societies and you'll be fine.
When was last time we had war with you norway?
Oh right never
We've moved on Europoors, Japan and Korea are our new lovers.
Cлaвa виллe хaaпacaлo.
Finngolia and Sweden are in the way
lies
She's coming for us.
And you wont even help them 4FREE anymore
>дeнeг нeт
Kek
>you may have my wife
You know, the way google translated it, it sounds like Putin actually holds your wife hostage and you're asking him while being not quite sure of it.
Time for you to start rebuilding your military.
It's not USA's job to protect you cucks.
I get your worries fellow norwegian. But Putin is an educated historian amd knows exactly what he's doing. He only wants a new, sovereign Soviet Union. He know he shouldn't, can't and probly don't want to touch Europe.
Stopping the US aggression against Russia and avoiding WW3 is worth the risk we're taking imo.
Not gonna happen блять
>implying Trump will ruin friendship with us for your shithole
We know that fear of some cackling hag in a pant suit was all that was keeping the Russian hordes at bay. Now all of Europe will burn.
Shhh, dont worry, Scandinavian Region of Russia, no tears, only dreams now.
Want some vodka?
>CTR still trying to shill
mummy please come and save us
If Natalia Poklonskaya can be made into anime, can meme magic make anime real? ? ?
This, Europe needs to FUCKING GROW A PAIR
>/thread
>amd knows exactly what he's doing
So that's why they can't make good GPUs, they're embroiled in the infowars with Russia. The more you know.
>t.Drumpf supporter
>Trump
>friendship with us
As opposed to what? Learning arabic in 30 years?
See even if your fear is rational - which it isn't, it it still the preferable outcome compared to the inevitable.
>Implying we can't all be friends and ruin rotten western yurop fun
I hope this is another turn for Europe as well.
Its time to stop the banana boats and pay our fucking bills. Replace the EU security ideas with a strong NATO where we actually contribute.
I also hope that Trump will respect and deal with Russia fairly, that alone will help immensly.
Im excited but hopeful.
Actually Trumps presidency will force Europe to spend more money on defense, something we should've done many, many years ago.
YOU'RE A BIG CUNT!
thank god that arrow doesnt reach Spain
>When USA stops protecting us
man up you delusional cuck
Can't wait for my Slavish brothers to come
We have border with norway
And we were bordering them for centuries
And our oldest diplomatic relations are with norway too
And we have land we share without fighting(svalbard)
And a lot of novgorodians knew russenorsk(russian-norwegian creole) due to extencive trade with them back 800 years ago
Basically if there is a single country we were the most chill with in our history its norway
The Rus are a nordic tribe.
They belong in Europe.
Is this fearmongering ?
Europe has nukes too and several times the russian population. They try and they have nukes and a huge combined army to fight through
how about russkies go south and have their fun with roaches?
>MFW invading europe
>for your shithole
How are these lower than China salaries doing?
They can't even get Ukraine. What they want is ENERGY dependence, not war
We will help you when German and France finally becomes United Yuropean Caliphate and attack everybody
Russia will help too
Vienna 2.0 2050
It's okay, they will die from AIDS before reaching Berlin
this, poor Bornholm though
I prefer if russia cleans up europe from PC and Moslems then what we have now
HEIL
FINALLY FINALLY A UNITE WHITE COUNTRY NO MDSLIMS OR FEMINIST D^SLAPPING WOMAN LEFT AND RIGHT AND PLAYING CSGO!!! AHH GOD MY DREAM CAME TRUE TEH CRIES OF THE VIRGIN!
We resisted Russia once, we'll do it again.
Moja Jugoslavenska mauzerica je odrzavana i nauljena. Samo treba bajunet malo izbrusit.
>Europe has nukes too and several times the russian population
>several times the russian population
The difference here is you have to actually unite all the EU for that, while Russia easily covers half of EU population.
And judging from your flag, you'd be more willing to bend over and take it deep in your ass rather than oppose russia. Sorry, swedeboi.
>Japan and Korea are our new lovers
Sure, that's why Trump said he'll leave the two countries when the war with NK breaks out
>Russia
>calling richer Poland a shithole
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BUDDISM WILL SAVE
Germany have some secret wunderwaffen
Я нaчaл тpи гoдa нaзaд
cant wait for you withe nord niggers get taste of real life
russians seem cooler than pollacks tbqhwyf
TRUMP SAVED THE WHITE RACE! IS TIME TO RISE AND KILL ALL FEMINIST AND MUDSLIMS IN EUROPE AN GO MAKE A WW3 WITH AFRICA
Yeah you're not getting Russians to purge the rapefugees that easily, nice try. They'll only invade your shitholes and set them straight if you pay for it.
I for one welcome our new russian overlords. I could be helpful in rounding up all the hipster faggots and mohammeds to toil in their underground vodka mines.
I'll suck Russian cock.
Hey Russia, when you take over Europe, wil every nightclub be blasting Partymaker? Because then you might as well deploy now.
Being rich does matter, but national identity matters way more.
Look at everything between Poland and Spain. It's a disaster, a mess. When summer comes and shitskins and niggers will leave they confy apartments to go outside, there will be another crime wave.
NK is full of starving brainwashed manlets. Just stomp the shit out of them. What is wrong with you guys?
Slava ukraini death to putin
Russian military is SHIT
And exact same thing will happen with China invading Russia from their eastern border. use yr brain, user
YOU SHOULD START CLEANING UP THE SOUTH FROM THE BLACKS
SAW A VIDEO WHERE THE ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS THERE COUNTRY
Wow rare
Poland richer than 60% of Russia which is frozen shithole where no one lives anyway.
Stop pretending that russia is le evil boogieman who tries to take over europe, we dont.
NATO countries need to keep up their fair share of expenditures and not let USA foot the bill.
You're not getting paid anymore CTR, start packing to move back into your mother's basement.
tell me more about your country
We're Italians.
Putin is a real friend To our beloved Silvio.
Once and again, Italy Will be saved by its Loving demigod.
Also, Ue Army when?
Did some Russian official comment on his presidency?
we are ready
Why don't they just bomb Italy and leave the others be?
Ukraine is a) not a country and b) was an act of hopeless defense after (((they))) decided they really want a NATO base on Crimea.
Georgia is not in Europe and literally counts as an internal police operation in the grand scheme of things.
NATO is a scam and only serves America's interests. If anything they should be footing the entire bill.
>national identity
Thousands of polacs protested against abortion, a fucking abortion! Russians at the same time will remain silence even if you take their basic human rights from them. Russian power is a meme
For last 10 or so years it was always EU or USA who started crap against Russia. Ukraine is best example of that, they do not even try to hide it was cia and eu sponsored "revolution". Snipers who shoot people on Maidan were trained in Poland. Before that was Gorgia, but they lost too fast for anybody to notice.
Putin desperately defends what they have, Russia is too weak to start anything bigger than Ukraine and Krym. That is maximum effort for ruskies now.
And eurofags should worry more about kebab invasion and more populists like trump winning all over europe. If you do not solve problem of muslims they legally vote some kebab for president of France and nuke everybody around in about 20 years from now. There will be blood all over europe soon, and not because of russia.
You retard, brainwashed by norsk media
Good you fucking cucks deserve it.
ID rather the Russians take over Europe then fucking shit skin muslims.
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>Post yfw you realize you are getting invaded by BASED Russia when Trump breaks up NATO.
HAHAHAHAHHA prepare for a world of pain Eurocucks, this is for every Anti American joke you've ever made, every "muh free healthcare" joke you've ever made, for every "America is too militarized and oppressive waaah" complaint you've ever made.I can't wait to see your faggot nations burned to ash by Russia.
FUCK EUROPE and FUCK EUROPEANS
You are right you know. Why would we want to protect Eurostan?
>implying I wont die in a standoff at my cabin
It will be glorious
Prepare for flood of libcucks you fucking leaf
You're wrong, underhanded secret actions is currently happening all over the world towards every country by every country.
Russia made the first move by invading, which means they lose, and Putin knows that. He just doesn't care because Krim is that important.
>have you started learning Russian yet?
Again?
Fuck no.