It will only take a few days, maybe a few weeks, but soon they'll start arriving on our blessed shores!
HOW WILL YOU DEFEND OUR COUNTRY FROM THE AMERICUNTS?
Keep it trending #FUCKOFFWEREFULL
AMERICANS: GET AWAY FROM OUR HOUSING, OUR JOBS, OUR BUNNINGS SNAGS AND OUR WOMEN!
>HOW WILL YOU DEFEND OUR COUNTRY FROM THE AMERICUNTS?
easy, just by being a tru blu ozzy
face book /cuinthent/
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SQUASH all AusWORMS
>implying anyone would voluntarily move to your hellhole
How are you not dead yet anyway? How do you avoid all the venomous critters?
Let them build a new city in the middle of your wasteland so that the dingos can have their way.
kek
fuck off hitler
Prepare to defend your borders from the american scum
They could bring your country down
OMG I FINALLY GET TO EAT TIMTAMS WHILE BINDI IRWIN SCRATCHES MY BACK!!!
can i come to australia?
my parents were australians, they moved to wopland 'cause fuckwhy
i'm a 6'2'' blue eyed blonde cunt
i can have the aussie citizenship by descent
i fucking hate italians
we voted pauline hanson in. what did your state do?
GOD BLESS STRAYA
Yes. Come home white man.
They're not Americans if they flee the country, they're traitors. Feel free to sink their boats or strand them in the outback, or however you Aussies deliver justice.
>How do you avoid all the venomous critters?
We have cities dumb cunt. It's not all desert.
Anyway how are you able to type underwater? I thought belgium was fuckin flooded from all of our glorious coal usage. Have fuckin fun eurocuck.
Sorry, America.
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ON AVERAGE HOW MANY BEERS BEFORE THIS LOOKS TASTY
Return to us brother.
Can I move to your country? I want to get away from all the cucks that are going to flood in from burgerland.
We have adapted to the aquatic lifestyle.
That way we don't have to interact with cucks like you.
thats just unaustralian to fine a bloke that much just because he wanted a bunnings snag
What's your ethnicity cunt?
This will be white man's land now that Trump's in office
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passport or #FUCKOFFWEREFULL
NO NO NO MOMMY I PROMISE I WILL BE GOOD
none if you're true blue
stop being a cuck
straight white fucking leaf with german ancestry
Canadians are fine, as long as you bring easy women and maple syrup.
Man that's a fucking beaute snag right there
i like to eat my snags from a snatch
Do you even know what that word means, cuck?
australia had a FUCKTON of italian immigrants, that's why our coffee is so good. come back to us, user.
what the fuck is wrong with your snag mate?
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we had freedoms?
>HOW WILL YOU DEFEND OUR COUNTRY FROM THE AMERICUNTS?
Are you kidding me?
You're on your own - I'm moving to America!
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!
>ketchup
ketchup are for chips cunt
we use cheap flavourless salty tomato sauce AND WE LIKE IT
i thought this was a prison continent
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erectile dysfunction
Not radilade.
I live like a block away from Lygon Street in melbo and Italians are just about the only people I can tolerate here. Come on in mate
more like fagilade
cunt so do i did you see the shhoting at the gelobar?
lygon street has some great fucking italian places. those student discounts are fantastic.
when I go to home depot, it's to buy a fucking board.
you guys are weird.
FUCK OFF OUT OF OUR THREAD, WE'RE FULL!
>seppos don't know the pure joy of a bunnings sausage sizzle
i feel sorry for you people.
Deploying Original Ranga Cunt.
I HOPE DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT ALLOW THIS DEBAUCHERY IN AMERICA
ok one final snagpost and i will leave
they keep the snags in the greenhouses so they stay warm you dumb cunt
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The media might make Australia look like a leftist wonderland but i assure you it is not.
One week here and they will realize its pretty much the same as burgerland execpt with less guns and funny accents
I'm really really sorry.
Keep reminding them that they're actually wanted in the Swedish and Canadian containment zones.
>australia is saved from american libtards by the ocean
>canada is saved from american libtards by our ridiculously specific and strict immigration laws
>libtards have no choice but to move to mexicos, join cartels and get executed in the inevitable America vs Mexico war
It'll be too extreme for them.
>The media might make Australia look like a leftist wonderland but i assure you it is not.
Media does the same with Leafland too. Libcucks have a romanticized view of Dingoland and Leafland.
How much more can we cuck Sweden? Is it possible to flood them with more immigrants?
The libtards leaving the US are not interested in neither jobs nor women, you'll be OK.
you cant buy fuck all with $2 except for a bunnings snag, a bbq'd sausage on a slice of bread with grilled onions and your choice of sauce and it usually goes to a charitable cause
now tell me that isn't worth $2 compared to an anaemic burger from mcdonalds
that's fucking bullshit
They still want our young juicy snags in their unworthy mouths though!
Bunnings snags are 10/10
Parents are both australian typical 'no politics no worries' types however, they were both captured today. Dad laughing at cnn in full panic mode. Mum couldn't believe hillary refused to speak and sent podesta out, remarking to me that says everything about her character. They're begging for an inspired government like trumps and they don't even know it.
They'll just go live in Melbourne because going anywhere else will get them bashed but thanks to apex, they are going to get culturally enriched.
Is that good though? I live in Melbourne and I don't want to put up with those accents.
OG MAGMA MAGA
When they come, put them in the middle of uncivilized nowhere
the elusive supercheap auto snags are just as good
What a fucking joke, we need to make this cucked country great again
They wouldn't survive outside of the cbd
Honestly the liberals are too lazy too travel all the way to the other side of the globe. They're all coming up here. And mostly to Toronto. Where I live. Which is already an ultra liberal hellhole.
Pray for us, Aussies. The remnant of Canadians that aren't insane are in for a nightmare.
F
lmfao
Are you joking? Lefties can barely keep the tears out of out their eyes long enough to whine on twitter. I don't expect them to be brave enough to get on a plane, those things are very big and loud.
wow this guy should be paid $9000 not fined it.
cunts a bloody legend
>They're all coming up here.
With the way our immigration laws are, it's much easier for liberals to move to Straya, New Zealand or almost any western European country before they get a chance to move to Canada.
Leafland doesn't accept immigrants unless they have a wife and children, have an education, and are a mid/high class citizen.
Oi you're free to come down here anytime mate. All countries of the commonwealth are welcome, since you use the metric system and actually have decent governments anyway. Just make sure we know you're Canadian, because at first glance we might not be able to distinguish your accent and accidentally beat the fuckin shit out of you.
Summer is quickly approaching, the sun will take care of them.
>Leafland doesn't accept immigrants unless they have a wife and children, have an education, and are a mid/high class citizen.
Fair enough too, they already have a housing crisis. Best to have people who can actually afford to live there.
Hey faggot let me let you in on something.. seeing as you are from Melbourne.. cunts are not coming from Melbourne. fuck off please and sink into oblivion.
They must know that it was us whom saved America, when the memes lacked spice, when they slept we shitposted and meme'd into history a president to save the world
Pretty much.
Only people who fit most of our immigration criteria consistently are whites and east-asians.
>I see myself reflected in the choices I made and the issues I thought were important, not because they had a two balls of fat on their chest and no dick in their pants
they'll get off the plane and quickly integrate into a pseudo-american circle, completely avoiding the great things we have on offer here
then they'll vote for the greens, fuck up this country more and cry when we try to get trade deals passed or restrict our borders
or they'll just stay at home in america, keeping in mind they only care about this election because they've been told to care about it. ask a liberal what they think about this election 9 years from now and they'll have the opinion of the establishment.
Isn't it hard to move here? I don't think they'll get far, especially considering most people threatening to leave are broke students who gave all of their money to Bernie.
Mate he should fucking get it for free. Aussie hero.
Zero. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm white, and a distinct Canadian accent, no worries:) I'd love to go to Straya, and appreciate the welcome, but I'm not leaving my home. It may not seem like it now, but Canada was once a great nation. We've fallen, and it's an embarassment, but I don't tuck tail and run. It's my home, and I'm staying and continuing to fight for it. Might have to take some long vacations down under though.
Can any user here explain why Melbourne is so bad? I went there as a kid and it seemed nice.
0, obviously
The food is good but the people are little bitches.
First things first cunt
That's true. I'm overreacting, but living in Toronto it's an understandable reaction to worry about even more communists taking up residence. So sick of being around them.
I love watching work visa burgers and leafs who come here for the first time during summer.
On those 43+ degree days they litrally cry and have panic attacks because its too hot.
you're a credit to your nation