MCU Wolverine?

He's got the height plus we need more lead POC in big movies.

Pity (you)

Are you racist?

>Jean gets blacked
Ok im cool with it

Aren't there enough white manlets?

>Scott Caan
>5'4

just use Laura.

*5'5

Too tall

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>Wolverine 5'3
>suitable actor 5'5
Stop nitpicking

>5'3"
But that's still too tall.

Too pretty, Wolverine isn't supposed to just be a midget he's supposed to be ugly which people always forget. Dude wouldn't be able to sell it.

>because he's black

Back to tumblr you go.

Wolverine was never described as ugly. Of course not a pretty boy like Angel or Cyclops but not ugly either, just very gruff looking

He isnt supposed to be black either

Asians don't count toward diversity.

I know this is bait but
>POC
>He only brown skin is the only colored skin

Black Wolverine catch phrases
> (instead of bub) nah nigga
>din doo nuffin
>real talk
>werez muy 40 homie
>don mack me pop out my toaster
>wat u meen chillen support?
>nigger

>Asians don't act like violent animals
>Not on the oppression totem

Hmmm...

he was sexy way before the movies

Wolverine is Canadian. So if anything he should be chinese.

Not old enough to be Old Man.
Not girly enough to be Laura.

>Dear white brother,

>When I was born, I was black,
>When I grew up, I was black,
>When I am in the sun, I am black,
>When I am sick, I am black,
>When I die, I will be black.

>While you, white man,
>When you were born, you were pink,
>When you grew up, you were white,
>When you go in the sun, you are red,
>When you are cold, you are blue,
>When you are scared, you are green,
>When you are sick, you are yellow,
>When you die, you will be grey.

>So, between you and me,
>Who is the colored man?

Black people turn an ashen grey when they die just so you know. Their cheeks can also be coloured pink or red and skin colour changes depending on teh climate they live in.

You fucked up yellow and green.

I didn't, it's a text from the 60s by the first ever president of Senegal Leopold Sedar Senghor, originally in French where people are green with fear and yellow with sickness.

We had that thread before you black supremacist piece of shit, will be this guy

>Whites are better at being colored than colored people

I'm kinda okay with this
He canonically is 5'3 in the comics.
Why do you want him shorter?

Look buddy, I'm black and I don't want him as Wolverine because Kevin Hart is fucking garbage. Unfunny, annyoing and way too pathetic to be Wolverine.
You know I don't really care if they want to cast a black guy for Logan, not that I really want this, but at least give it to someone less shitty.
I would even say Jamie Foxx or Ice Cube where much better if you really want it that way.
But I would prefer someone like Jackman who at least kinda looks like the real thing.

>Unfunny

I liked his earlier specials but they just got worse over time. That ostrich bit had me in stitches.

>I would even say Jamie Foxx or Ice Cube where much better if you really want it that way.

probably better niggers too