Why hasn't Clinton given her concession speech?

Why hasn't Clinton given her concession speech?

Is she planning a coup?

>litterally shaking

it's 6 am, calm down

>coup
>consisting of SJWs and beta nu-males

She probably has to sober up to be honest.

She's unironically on suicide watch

She's now too old to run for public office again, too tainted to maintain a public profile and too impotent politically to sell government favours so even the Foundation will dry up

The best thing that can possibly follow this for her is retiring quietly into obscurity and that's unlikely considering she's still under two federal investigations

She's probably in a hotel room somewhere with a group of handlers desperately trying to keep her away from her spare meds.

Hillary is going to jail.

I guarantee you she's beating the living shit out of Bill right now
She probably broke three vases over his head already, he's got to be lying in a pool of his own blood and semen right now

Voting took too long, so they were ejected from the venue at 2am

To cover it she sent her aide to say it's not over, go home and get some sleep

She then immediately conceded in private to Trump over the phone

They have yet to give a further public statement of any kind, proving she has a total disregard for her supporters now that she doesn't need them anymore

#JustClintonThings

I guess Bill is on the menu, the next time the Podestas are spirit cooking

she has to take a nap first

Yeah.....nap

Totally not a suicide

After her defeat she doesn't give a fuck about her voters. They were her puppet all along.

Can't give a speech if you're halfway to saudi arabia on a plane

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She didn't have one...

She's buying time for her contingency plan.

Probably shitting her pants and thinking where to run.

She's probably beating Bill and her campaign staff.

I can't wait for the speech her tears will be especially delicious.

>Just the thought is making me hard.

How dead person can even do something?