Luke dies. Lol

Luke dies. Lol

Darth Vader lives. Droll

If luke dies, I die.

Ok, now go tell Sup Forums like you meant to.

I'm not exactly surprised.

>Disney Wars
Mercy killing desu.
I bet he says some bullshit like "Rey, you're a better Jedi than I ever was" before dying. Barf.

Of course he does. The Mary Sue needs a sacrifice from the old white patriarch.

My friends are gonna guilt trip me into watching this shit

>A plot point so obvious it could hardly even be considered a spoiler
Like Han Solo dying was mildly surprising even if film meta wise some people could see coming but this is like the equivalent of telling someone that a plot point in a film where the main character lies about an important thing is that people later find out.

It's fucking nothing. Tell us something actually surprising.

Of course he does. Fuck Disney Wars.

Legacy was better.

Cool, now Mark can be Trickster on the Flash again

he's the mentor figure wow.
it is appropriate but they already had to that with solo so this will just feel like going through the motions for me.

If it's true, it makes sense. Nigga's tired of all this shit. Also, not everyone rages about spoilers, faggot.

That's about as big a surprise as Han dying in the Force Awakens.

Everyone saw it coming.

I went opening night and literally no one gasped or anything when that went down.

Shut up fag. Sun crushed lol

This is what happens when you let live action in.

>Qui Gon killed by Mail
>Obi Wan killed by Vader
Please tell me Luke died by Kylo Ren.

>>Qui Gon killed by Mail
Now I'm imagining Liam Neeson with a letter stuck in his eye, screaming.

>Qui Gon killed by Mail

AAAAAGH PAPERCUT

Disney fucks up everything. Luke suffered enough... the Force Awakened should have taken place way further into the future. Let the guy live happily shit. Completely fucked this guy.

"Rey....you are QWAYNE of the Jedi. My...pathetic male muscles can't compare to yours..."

"Oh Luke, stop mansplaining and die. Right, nigger sidekick?"

"SHEEEEIT"

Nah, they have to make Phasma interesting somehow.