My father was certain Shillary would win. We gambled over it ($100 each, double money if candidate wins). He claimed in was mathematically impossible for trump to win.
I never left my room yet and I hear him having breakfast. How should I act?
smuggy?
How would you act?
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i would act like pepe
Say you're happy the will of the people was carried out.
Remind him gently of your bet, perhaps in a joking manner, but let it hang a little bit if he seems to welsh
Mathematically impossible? What kind of retard would say that
My entire family voted for trump and even they told me last night he's fucked despite everything I said. They haven't woken up yet and went to bed thinking Hillary won. I am going to be the smugest motherfucker alive for the next week
Conciliatory. Feign dismay over Trumps win, but remind him of the bet.
He was reading some leftist mathematicians making predictions.
I should have voted more. I got buddies who's cashing out from $1000 bets with 8 to 1 odds. 8 to fucking 1.
You should be underage b&.
>yfw come to the kitchn
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Good sportsmanship lad. Don't rub it in his face.
Where the fuck are you posting from?
>go sit with him, eat breakfast
>"Mathematically impossible, huh?"
be nice with your dad.
take him out to dinner and fully redpill him
tell him that it's time to make gambling great again
>How would you act?
Grab some stick, walk smug as fuck up to the table. Turn a chair around and sit like a total boss. Look down and slowly look up to your father and say the follow.
>Hope you ready to pay up.
If he says yes accept it.
If he says no smile, the biggest grin you can muster, because you've never seen such a little bitch at such an old age before.
I'd approach him and say: GOOD MORNING
FUNNY INNIT?
Those are some nice Paki naan breads
This, he will be dead sooner than you realise. Cherish every moment, I wish I had.
Alternate reality
ask yourself what would Trump do? Watch his latest speech - he didn't make fun of anybody, he's now the president of the people.
don't be a smug idiot, be like Trump instead. Be the man your father needs.
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Just greet him, tell him he owes you $200, then go about your morning routine. Try not to get into an argument about it.
Go out for dinner with him with the money you won.
take him out for drinks.
he probably needs it.
Look at him in the eyes. Slowly let a smug smile come to lips and slowly raise my right hand to my shin.
I would rail that ho
kek
fuuuuuu
Should've just put down a safe 100 back when Trump had like no chance.
Whyyyyy
>''bout dem mathematics''
Tell him he can keep the 100$ if you get 1 hour to lecture him about the jews.
You be the better man. Don't rub it in his face. Don't ask for the money. You treat him just like you would on any other given day and treat him with respect. Exemplify the values that let him know that you made the right decision.
Play the most american thing you can think of
You should move out of your parents house
>living under one roof with your dad
You are the loser, no matter how many bets you win
One hour is not enough.
Be kind to your father. You only have one. Once he's gone, that's it.
This
FPBP
Enter the room clapping and smiling.
im pissed, ive only made 300 bucks cuz half my other bets were riding on total vote count wins for trump, and those fraudulent votes and illegals getting bussed in cali have fucked me over, apparently that bet wont be decided for awhile and it can change quite a bit but trumps losing the total vote count despite a landslide state win, can you believe this???
>how should I act
This is why I fucking hate people. Don't act like anything you twat. Just do and be natural. Do you know what that means? Nobody can help you unless you do so figure it out and do it. You'll be happy to find that it's the way to help yourself.
Person is a word that originated in Latin as the word 'persona', which means actor in a play - usually a drama. Get it? Person is the role a human being acts for the sake of society. Just be human guys fuck
put the trump never come down mix on your favourite rasta blaster and walk into the room jamming
who is that semen demon
No man, it doesn't work like that in Britain. A bet is unbreakable. Everyone here can handle the bantz so OP needs to take his money and be smug af about it all day. Obviously don't be a nasty cunt tho
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CERN-space.
kek
You fucked yourself m8 because you didnt know how their election system works. You should have made bets on total electoral votes for the candidate.
>not just betting the moneyline on Trump to win outright
>raise my right hand to my shin.
sigh. will they ever learn
I tried to put $1000 on trump winning when they just started counting Ohio and he was down 10%. The odds spiked to 7 to 1 for a moment but my bank card declined the international charge. Fuck online gambling in America REEEEEEE
I just talked to my dad about it, he didn't yell or anything was just transparent about it saying Trump is a crook
Act smug and take my money. It depends on what's natural for you and what your relationship is with your father, though.
I'd also rip into his foundations for claiming claiming that it was mathematically impossible, pointing to media's bias, driven by PC policing and financial investment in the DNC.
"Well, looks like I'd tell those mathematicians, 'You're fired!'"
>I never left my room yet and I hear him having breakfast. How should I act?
GET A FUCKING JERB YOU BUM
The answer is obvious.
Cut of his dongle and sacrifice it to Trump.
welch
"Good morning."
"Funny isn't it?"
Come out like this
Be like Trump. Be a class act. You knew it was going to be like this but don't be a dick about it. Spend your winnings on Lunch or Dinner for both of you.
Praise Kek.
"You're fired"
What kind of fruit is your old man?
Who would bet on such a heavy favorite it's all risk and no gain. Go mock him you faggot.
You show sportsmanship like a man, but don't let that stop you from enjoying the moment
This. Name please.
Who is that semen demon senpai
Belgium obviously
Walk out and pretend you haven't the heard the news yet, act sleepy. Make a cuppa then follow up with
>HEY MOTHER FUCKER REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID TRUMP WINNING WAS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE? MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL BITCH, OH YEAH BEFORE YOU GO YOU OWE ME $200 BIG ONES LITTLE MAN BTFO
PRESIDENT J. TRUMP
ask what that has to do with the mathematically impossible?
Also ask whether or not he believes in miracles.
i think belgium fags get it
source please OP
GOOD MORNING. Isn't it funny?
Just ask for your money. Don't be smug. It's beneath you. And Beneath Trump. Our God Emperor won. Let us focus on the job ahead. The unvelievers, the shills, the faggots. They don't matter anymore. They just don't matter.
Kek
>GOOD MORNING!
anyone heard from that brit/pol/ lad who put £2500 down? absolute madman
You need to teach what it means for something to be mathematically impossible.
agreed. population vote means jack shits. plenty of presidents have won the electoral college and still lost in popular vote my a few million.
just say "keep your money, ive been blessed enough"
>Rape your sister and mother to assert dominance over your father and then ask where your hundred dollars is.
I would be the most smug motherfucker on the planet, pic related
He already left on vacation
Oh, good morning father dear, say, have you seen the election results? Prepostrous! Madness! Lunacy! I trust you do have the money ready to settle your newfound debt?
You're asking Sup Forums how to act towards your FATHER?
Just be a good dude. Have breakfast with him, and let him keep his money.
it was 5-1 odds in australia so i slapped in $10 and came out with $50
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Do this it will be great
Make him pay up. Enjoy being right and bask in the glory that is Trump.
Tell him that you are proud of being his son and thank him for teaching you that a man always pays his debts
>Chase those $0.25 better odds
I'd be more concerned why your dad is off work on a Wednesday and having breakfast at 1pm.
Take a full box of Viagra before going to see him. You need to have the biggest hardest cock if you're going to assert your dominance.
Who is this semen demon?
I was also sure Trump would not win. But then I hacked USA.
this
Only if he is not a soviet minority.
I'm late to the party but the answer is "humble"
Be humble. Don't behave like a lefty child