Wtf I love guacamole now

wtf I love guacamole now

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>tfw you can in fact bully your way to the white house

>mfw a celebrity steak salesman single-handedly took down the Bush and Clinton dynasties

>the gremlin's name is Columbia

rips in piss ¡jeb!

Theres a veiled threat in there. He implies Trump is in danger and requires prayers

YFW IT'S SHOWN THAT JEB SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO HOLD FLORIDA IN THE EPILOGUE SCENE AFTER THE CREDITS

what a nice man.

it's glorious.

My eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the Lord ...

NO JEB, DON'T DO IT!

Yeah, now they come crawling back

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We won too bigly, lads, so there will never be another time. But one last dance:
Post Jebs

This is good for Jeb!

The fact that Clinton got BTFO proves it wasn't Jeb! who was shit but just an impossible year for the establishment.

Probably smiled when Clinton didnt show up

What the fuck sorta name is Columba?

Godspeed, guac merchant.

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Well done guac man.

JEB! 2020

>Jeb will get an office now and will actually be able to get shit done
>he will change everything from the inside
>he will manipulate the institutions from within, directing more and more decisional power towards himself while Trump is busy giving speeches right and left
>by 2020, the system has been so radically changed without anyone noticeing that Jeb has gathered all the power in the country and has control over the USA and most of the world
>slow and steady won the race
Hillary played chess.
Trump played 3d chess
Jeb played spatio-temporal chess
and nobody even noticed

misplaced modifier

It's the female equivalent of Columbo

BASED YEB

Jeb! was too good for this world

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Thanks, Jeb

Jeb is piccolo
Cruz vegeta

MR TRUMP APOLOGISE TO MY GOBLIN!!

actually nice of him and more than he got from that asshole Kasich

Jeb might really be a masochist.

>you thought he was campaigning for the 2016 elections
>he wasn't
>THIS SUMMER

>tfw when you can get elcted president solely because you are black and thats cool and shit

Poor jeb, he's probably the only person i feel bad about right now

Mr Jeb's special recipe just for you.

JEB SURGE

We should send him a letter, even though we ragged on him he's just such an adorable little turtle.

Never change, Jeb.

You can’t insult your way to the presidency

oh wait

Yeb! was always too kind a soul for politics. The Guac Knight will watch over Trump as he rebuilds America.

> Slow and steady
I knew Jeb! would come around

He's preparing for jeb surge in 2024

Did anybody actually support Jeb here?

>jeb was a nice guy afterall

i feel bad now

Is that a threat?

>
>>tfw you can in fact bully your way to the white house

He said that! Oh Fuck was he proven wrong. Poor turtle boy

JEB

The presidency Donald... give it to me...

>converting chess from the spatial to the frequency domain and applying the ¡Jeb! filter
That crafty cunt

i'd give him a cup of hot cocoa and a place to get comfy yes

i think he just got pressured by his family into running for president, and he himself didnt want to and knew he wouldnt win

What the fuck is a Columba?

HE IS TRAMPING OUT THE VINTAGE WHERE THE GRAPES OF WRATH ARE STORED

no no no no, excuse me JEB

Posting in an epic thread so I can tell my wife's son about when I saw Jeb! congratulate POTUS Trump.

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JEB'S REDEMPTION ARC

...

Fuck you guys. Turtle a CUTE. I wanted him to win the ameribowl.

We said some nasty stuff about you, Jeb. We're sorry. ~

"Please clap"

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When you're the most powerful man in world (objectively) everyone kisses your ass, before this he was parroting liberal media click bait. I hope his career as a politician is over.

>YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE PRESIDENT BY INSULTING YOUR WAY TO THE PRESIDENCY

>Millions of people cross out Clinton, Trump and Johnson and write Señor ¡Jeb! on their voting paper slip thing.
>It's so many that even Clinton can't have them all killed
>¡Jeb! begins his speech as President of the Guac States of America and Mexico by placing a toy turtle on the podium and reveals that the national animal is now a toy turtle
>"It's like Mama Bush told me every night for the last 50 years! Slow and Steady wins The Race, guys!"
>Millions applaud and cry in joy
>Make a Wish foundation dissolves because noone can ever top giving this wonderful, autistic man his dream in life.
>G.W.Bush hugs ¡Jeb! for the first time in 50 years. "You wanted it. You have it. As promised, I will give you back your nose."
>Trump nods and steps into his time machine
>He has saved the future from Hillary and secured a future for the american and mexican people. Together.

Foolish no more.

now just guac merchant

God bless you Jeb. Out of all the. Bushes you were my favorite.

I wouldn't have mind if he won too.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Didn't George Dubya vote for Hillary yesterday?

Jeb will always be in my heart

severely underrated

>slow and steady
what's his game?

GOOD GUYS

Rubio - Yamcha
Cruz - Vegeta
Trump - Goku
Don Jr. - Gohan
Ben - Piccolo
Huckabee - Krillin
Christie - Tien
Yeb! - Chaotzu
Nigel - Master Roshi

BAD GUYS

Hillary - Frieza
Bernie- Cooler
Soros - Cold
Romney - Ginyu
Ryan - Jeice
Rand - Burter
Kasich - Recoome
Ron - Guldo

R8

HA!

I hope Jeb is around for many more years of memes

Don't you fucking dare. Don't even mention the words.

>tfw Jeb's still glowing off that low five Trump gave him during the primary debates

So what position does Jeb get in the cabinet?

Simultaneously

Chief Chef of the Department of Mexican Food

I'm surprised no one noticed that. Sounds like a threat from the face of the establishment.

almost sounds like a threat

THIS IS BULLSHIT, I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

What a mess

It's already hilarious to see the MSM sucking Trumps dick. I wonder how many of these cretins will come out now saying how they knew he would win and its a tough fight and blah blah blah blah blah

Scum all of them

VEILED THREAT

GUAC MAN IS GOING TO TRY ONE LAST TIME TO MAKE HIS MOM PROUD

>Days and months to come.
That's pretty passive aggressive.
It should be worded "Months and years to come.".
Jeb even loses like a bitch.

That's a veiled threat. Oh shit.

Welcome home, Jeb

JEB!

Humz you are right , he does not say years , jfk happening ?

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>No no excuse me (((JEB!)))

underrated

>Everyone except literally rubio redeemed themselves

It's a thinly veiled threat. The Illuminati are going to assassinate him.

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