Batman's parents' killer's name is Joe Chill

>Batman's parents' killer's name is Joe Chill
>he doesn't have ice powers

Don’t give Bendis any ideas OP

not yet anyhow

>Alfred Pennyworth
>Gets paid thousands for his service

Sure he does. he iced Batman's parents.

He was just a really calm guy.

>Dick Greyson
>Not son of Grey Man

>Peter Parker
>Doesn't park cars for a living.

>Mongul
>actually an alien with no ties to any of Earth's various ethnic groups

>Superman
>actually an alien

>bruce banner
>isnt a Sup Forums banner

>Anonymous
>admins, his ISP, FBI and russian hackers actually know his identity

Worth every penny.

I knew a first aid instructor with the last name smiley who was a miserable ass

>Joe Chill.
>Lost his cool.

>Mister Freeze's boss is named Boyle
>Doesn't gave steam based powers
Guess I'm the one who's steamed

>Joe Chill
>No chill

...

>Caitlin Snow
>Doesn't have snow powers

Do they ever mentioned exactly how much Alfred gets paid. I know it's kinda a mute point since if he really wanted something Bruce would just buy it for him, but i'm curious.

>named Doctor Victor Von Doom
>isn't an actual Doctor
>doesn't Doom anyone
>isn't German
>never wins

The better question is, does Alfred live in the mansion? You'd think so but I don't ever recall seeing him SLEEP, much less chill out in his own room once his shift is over.

>Batman
>Has never played baseball professionally

>Emma Frost
>Powers are not related to cold whatsoever.

>Iron Man
>he's not a man made of Iron
>his suit is not even Iron
Why is that Stark guy such a liar? He needs better PR...

debatable, he made Thomas and Martha a lot colder

I thought the joker killed batmans parents.

>implying th waynes didn't bring it on themselves.

Close enough.

Not even the only example.

Oops forgot image

fpbp

Do we have any idea how many other people he killed?

I assume he lives in the mansion.
But when the fuck does he get time off to actually live his life?

Is it just me or is the referee that reporter Clark kent.

And having said that I just noticed the parts of the superman costume poking through, I was just going off the face.

>zatara
Wait how fucking long has zatara been around for?

But he ain't very impulsive, isn't he.

>Iron Man
>Suit isn't made out of iron

Clark wears glasses, nimrod. Plus he would be too much of a beta to be able to enforce rules.

>Elektra
>Isn't black

Why would she b-

>all negroes get electric powers
Ah.

do you mean a valet

Since Action Comics #1

>doesn't doom anyone
Retard

Our instructor told us to compress to Another one bites the dust.

No, a Parker.

>Miles Morales
>Doesn't even have real super-speed to help him cover great distances

that belly looks like it is ready to receive my endless stream of hot juice
fuck

Oh wow I didn't realize he was that old. Old as supes even.

outside black lightning and static shock, cant think of any negro with electric powers

He's super laid back whenever he isn't murdering parents.

Storm
Movie Electro
That niglet from Logan

It was sort of connected to her ability to create "white noise" in the minds of her enemies.

There's a story arc about elves getting mad at Iron Man for his name because faeries are weak to iron.

Was that in Gillen's run where he battles Malekith?

>I know it's kinda a mute point

Moot, not mute. It's kinda a moot point. A mute point would be delivered in sign language.

>Moot
Who?

I assume he only has as much as a life as Bruce.

Does he keep the same hours, though? He always seems to be up during the day and in the middle of the night when Batman comes back to the cave.

I'm certain he just has access to the whole account. It's not like he'd abuse it or anything, and he's basically Bruce's dad.

he put the waynes on ice though

Do we actually see afternoons in Batman books? I assume they both sleep (Alfred more so than Bruce) after lunch and till early evening.

I can see Alfred getting a couple power naps every day, at least. Bruce on the other hand...
>sleep deprivation leads to mood swings, body fatigue, cognitive degradation and general reduction of life expectancy
>he still can't bring himself to 6 hours a day

Why doesn't Batman just invent a Bat-Time-Bedroom, where time inside passes at 10 times the rate it does outside, allowing him to get some sleep?