RUSSIAN AMERICAN FRIENDSHIP THREAD

Alright burgers (wish i could call you ameribros but let's be realistic), let's discuss how we fix this planet together.

First of all, we gotta legally ensure our future friendship. our presidents have to sign a bilateral treaty which would proclaim our reciprocal commitment to friendship and collaboration. Thereof the fact that we are natural, historical and strategic allies should be recognized. Let's imagine that our tension was sort of a drunk fight during the WW2 victory party. We both have been plagued by communism, we earlier and you later.

Of course we shall remove a decent amount of jihadist kebab. We'll solve the problem of overpopulation by intensified space colonization. To establish the population balance and the diversity of human species, we'll bring the traditional white families back.

We'll set up sustainable economic relations by exchanging our peaceful technologies and ressources. We Russians will wait until you pay your goddamn debt to introduce an independent world currency.

And we gotta enhance student exchange programs that our future generation would know each other better.

Discuss.

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>Russia&America suck each other off episode #999 tday.
That is enough.

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This is beautiful

Sounds gravy to me, russianon

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I am a blond, large tittied woman with fair eyes, I would like to do my part and offer my superior genetics to strong Russian men to further the mutual understanding of our glorious regime.

This proposed alliance is something America wants, and it wants bigly. Do you think we'll see Putin and Dubya levels of bromance?

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I can't wait to see Russia become our greatest ally and friend on the global stage. It's an amazing thing to think about, and I'm anxious to see how it materializes.

ATTENTION ALL RUSSIANS: Come to America and enjoy delicious hamburgers and sun. We love you!

I'm not sure cause we need to see what will happen and how our leaders estimate each other. Putin is quite older than then back in 2005 but I'm sure that they'll be kinda reliable partner.
Now I want to visit based Florida some day

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>Tfw we're all friends again

Russia I think you guys are great

Can we into this friendship?

Thank you us Americans. Now I we have the opportunity to make Russia as friends again. Now we can go out and explore the solar system and beyond.
Now I am happy most of all are all the Nastyas, Daryas, Nikas, Dashas, and other qts Russians wont be nuked by globalists.
>inb4 pedo (and deleted by mods, janitors, banned), pic related is my secondary phone wall paper and I had a sigh of relief this loli wont be vaporized in a nuclear exchange

A common enemy is the best way to unite vastly different people. I suggest ISIS.

We have to team up against the Chi-Coms, too!

I hope to see a future in which you and i can go and run through a field of flowers, holding hands, and shooting ragheads russiabro

You know what must be done Sup Forums. This is the only way to truly unite the US and Russia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bering_Strait_crossing

>WW3 won't be happening
>humanity prevails

I want to join this friendship...

I want to go to mars with you Russia.. will you take me?

They are almost the same age, it's going to be a great friendship. The world can finally move forward together.


PS: The best hamburgers and seafood are in California. Minorities are finally behaving over here, this is one of the best times in recent history to visit American cities.

Looking forward to our renewed friendship, Russia bros

MAKE ALLIANCE
CONQUER MARS

Well we just fuck Syria up together, and give each other passes when it comes to morally gray shit. Like Crimea, keep that shit famalam who gives a fuck. Just don't go full USSR and we'll be good.

Also the EU are cucks

We're not natural and historical allies plus you're a US satellite so this will be sort of a proxy friendship.

Don't you think this would be an old error? We gotta get them involved as well, these guys can build a global infrastructure.

Hahahahaahahahhahahahahahaahahah.

I'm all in Russbro.

May this new Golden Age last for a thousand years.

ill happily join america and Russia consider us your Calvary

slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/05/10/china_mulls_construction_of_a_high_speed_train_to_the_u_s.html
Imagine if China, Russia and America worked together on a megaproject like this one

Lets be best friends and braid each others hair. Mom said you can spend the night so bring gummy worms.

Japan/Philippines/Vietnam/Korea are our bros.

The Communist party in China is not.

We need to encourage the slaves, er, people of China to overthrow their masters.

This, it would be tough to convince Russians to build a bridge there. But if it did, the road would most likely look like this and it will connect the whole world

This. Trump wants to secure a white future he thinks bigly because us burgers like to think bigly. Putin also likes to think bigly so together we can destroy ISIS and create a white power stronger than hitler could've dreamed and eventually teraform mars and populate the galaxy in a US/Russian alliance.

Dear Sup Forumsacks, when talking about US-Russia relations under Trump, you have to consider their core national interests.
Yes, Trump is certainly represents a window of opportunity to improve relations with Russia.
But there are many factors that may leave those opportunities unused.
1. In the US, foreign policy is not defined by one man, but rather by the elites as a whole. If Trump really wants close cooperation, he will have a hard time pushing his policy through.
2. The US is a global empire, THE superpower - the only one. It's core interests is to preserve it's dominance on international arena. It's economic power largely depends on the dollar, it's usage around the world and control over foreign markets. Isolationist policies that Trump aims for would mean willful refusal from the US hold over large parts of the world, leaving vacuum which may be filled by other countries, Russia included. Is it good for America - to concentrate on it's internal issues and withdraw from outer areas - nobody knows. It's a good intention and may or may not help the world stability, but it may (or again, may not) damage Americans' economic well-being. Example - USSR withdrawal from Europe. Excited with the prospect of joining the "free world", "ending history" forever and being accepted into a large family of developed nations, Russians gave up their pride and sold many things for a bottle of cola. And we've got nothing we hoped for.
TLDR: Russia may take advantage of Trump's isolationism at the expense of the US and it's citizens. I hope Kremlin is smart enough not to repeat the West's mistakes.
3. Even if the world stabilizes and Russia and the US improve on their relations, build them up on the basis of mutual respect, we are still going to be rivals in some areas.

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Anyway, what Sup Forums and the Americans have done yesterday is as large as the destruction of Berlin wall as many people say. I just hope you won't be regretting your choice and Trump will not disappoint you. I hope the American dream will be reborn. I think no one will mind your leadership if your country brings positive changes to the world around it.
You've earned much respect from Russian people and I personally am really proud of you, you glorious bastards! Today is the day I feel like I am American, sharing this joy of Trump's victory.

PRAISE KEK

FUCK YOU EMU, FUCK YOU
KIWI CAN INTO SPACE
FUCK YOU.

I don't know a single thing about Russia, just how daddy likes it. I think two superpowers should get along though. I'll be Putin's friend. But I get to be player 1 when he sleeps over.

>just don't go full USSR and we'll be good
This model is outdated. It is much more important to build the network of trade, transport and infrastructure ties that will ensure peace and coherence between territories rather than conquering these territories.

Fuck globalism *furiously proceeds to suck British and Russian cock*

Putin is already backing the project, he's waiting for the US to rise again!

inhabitat.com/russia-green-lights-65-billion-siberia-alaska-rail-and-tunnel-to-bridge-the-bering-strait/

Germany can come too?

Can someone PLEASE give me a
>friendship ended with ISIS
>now Russia is my best friend
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You don't know the Chiese well. This is their culture and mentality to serve their empire. The whole philosophy of Confucius is hinged upon this idea. They are ok with it, don't think they feel themselves like slaves.

I liked how you guys whipped those Pussy Riot sluts during the winter olympics.

We need some of that over here.

I want to be friends with Russia too. Next time a Russian steam engine comes spluttering along, we should say hi to it, not threaten it :3

Whites only.

Well, at the very least, Chinese women are pretty sexy, as long as they stay under the age of 40. Menopause on a Chinese woman is a bitch.

Hahahaha stop your making me pity you

if the U.S and Russia can get along.

we can figure out what to do about asia and the middle east.

could be a formidable alliance

Booooo

I have ALWAYS said the same thing in a joking way :).

Like, "The Chinese just aren't happy and fulfilled unless they're subjugated and dying by the thousands."

Don't be rude. We still have the Germans to thank for what they did over in Brazil 2 years ago.

Sounds good to me

It would be a dream to have a 4 lane highway and 4 rail tracks (2 standard, 2 Russian gauge) to go through there.

Fixed lol

Hi Ivan!

I'm happy! We don't have to kill each other for Soros!

>US normalises trade relations with Russia
>US cedes Crimea, Donbass, Lugansk, and whatever else of Eastern Ukraine that they want and Syria to Russian influenc0 (agrees to back UN motions to have them officialy annexed by Russia if Russia wants, gives them "free reign" to do whatever)
>Russia agrees not to pressure anything West of Poland, but agrees that the US has a right to treat any other moves in East Europe on a case-by-case casis
>Western Europe is bullied into accepting this by threatening US withdrawal from NATO
>in exchange, Russia joins a trade coalition that revolves around isolating China
>Russia agrees to work together with the US on relation-building exercise that revolve around isolating China militarily
>Russia and the US agree to host joint military exercises in the Pacific aimed at containing Chinese expansionism (possibly at a future date)
>Russia and US keep lines open about forming a POTO aimed at containing China within the next 4 years

Would you agree?

This.

Well said, mate.

I fucking love this, currently learning Russian in anticipation of the great Northern Hemisphere Alliance

Jews are afraid of a trump putin alliance. This is their worst nightmare come true. They thought they had whites finished.

Why would you fuck up Syria? this was the neocons' plans, and Hillary was their protégé

Russia actually wants to save Syria, what's wrong with you?

Here's to our new future in the sun russia bros, together we can strike down the enemies of civilization!

Don't forget who let you win, mister Trump. :^)

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Could we not press the Chinese? Like, what's the purpose? US simply has to reindustrialize and remove all it's companies from China. Boom! China is no longer that big and scawwy.
Other than that I am totally ok with that.

dont trust russians. they are filth worse than niggers. they fucked up my country and the rest of africa with their commie shit.

>Russia joins a trade coalition that revolves around isolating China
I dont think that would be necessary. Under the threat of a US/Russian coalition China would have no chocie but cease expansion. They can also negotiate beneficial trade relations with China from a postion of power

>>use the isolation of china through naval and trade agreements to make them get rid of Kim Jong Un

hes arguably the most real threat to world peace that exists today. he needs to go

First off, Russians will abandon their ambitions in Europe. No cooperation can happen until this does.

This makes me so happy.

I was straight up panicking up to the election because I feared a Russian invasion. Now that I woke up to Trump as president and Putin congratulating him and basically extending an open hand towards America, I feel so at ease.

Isn't Africa just a fucked continent in general? Like half the place isn't even inhabitable.

we don't take kindly to your kind around here

No. The deal is you get Eastern Europe in exchange for joining us in a coalition to not just beat China but fuck them over and ruin them for centuries.

The goal isn't to get China to halt expansion for 4 years until Trump is replaced by some soft cunt, but to collapse China's economy and make the country implode. Think bigger.

The west will never be safe until China is gone.

I think you're confusing Russians with Bolshevik hebrews

Kinda aggressive, why? We all need to recognize that the world government shall be. Another question is: how will it look like? Thus every party ought to be satisfied by its position in the world.

The only ppl that can tame Africa are Muslims

Can we get in on this we've got Shamrocks & St. Patrick of the Americans and potatos for the Russians to make Vodka

I think the road should go across the sea then alaska, With another road to cali. In the middle of the sea we build a city.

>not just beat China but fuck them over and ruin them for centuries
Why would you wish for that? Do Chinese impact your life in any way?

I'm so glad that Trump won. We were all headed for world war 3 and cunts like this were smugly voting for it.

>Implying we need you
Leave Crimea
Make Russiastan great
Let us do everything else

>but to collapse China's economy and make the country implode
But Chinese economy is extremely beneficial to both Russia and the US. I agree with your 4 years point though. They shoukd form a coalition to thwart any potential Chinese military threat

Sounds good to me.

New Russian imported firearms when? I want SVD and stechkin.

once you study us , you will realize we were born in violence....but it can be controlled

Is creating a monster in Europe worth killing a nuisance in Asia?

>Kinda aggressive, why?
Because fuck China.

>Do Chinese impact your life in any way?
Do you not realise which ocean Australia floats in?

Chinese economy is more beneficial to China than it is to us. We'd be a little poorer, but they'd be fucking gone. Ergo, we win.

Guns are only for the people who need them, and only evil murderers need them.

Never gunna happen
Vlad is still a commie
Kikes still make up half their government
They still bend knee to the NWO
They're still a multiculti poor shithole
They aren't going to leave Crimea quietly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITER
together we will harness the power of the sun

Pics.

>Now I want to visit based Florida some day
Not a problem
Russian tourists to our glorious state are always welcome

Númenor rises again