New trolls from the Homestuck Troll Call

>maxlol

>the battery troll is called copper topkek

>The energy leech with long hair is named 'Follicle Drain'
truly masterful

I want to fuck the follicle drain. Add in the autistic unwashed RPing cat troll from the first series too, I want this to get disgusting fast.

>Folykl Darane has the Sign of the Sapient (Gemittarius), is a Dersefag and Void user.
>Kuprum Maxlol has the Sign of the Canny (Gemnius), is a Prospitfag and Hope user.

Why does Hiveswap have so many fucking Void and Hope losers?

What about yellow vriska

Because they are? None of them are gonna enter the medium to play SGURB, so their classes and aspects are utterly irrelevant.

None of the previous ones even had void though.

Meant to reply to

I take the Void statement back

Why does Hiveswap have so many fucking Blood jobbers? It's like they are asking for Joey to make fun of these losers.

>knows exactly what happens to the best psykers and is thrilled
>strident crusader for the empire online
Oh look it's fa/tg/uy

Sup Forums more like. His last name is topkek.
Guess all yellowbloods are Sup Forums

I like the horns of this chick. Like a spiders claws or maw.
Because they are USELESS USELESS UUUUUUUUSELESS

Trizza is a Blood player, and is NOT a loser.

>Blood player
>not a Loser

Vriska is flat and infertile

Only because she didn't lay with a Prospit-player. These can impregnate anything. Comes with the purpose of SBURB. Now Derse-players are out of luck... Well, unless they roll in the hay with prospits.

is the one on top of the backpack a girl?

>tfw no qt 3.14 smelly gremlin gf to climb all over your shit

Well damn someone made a better chart than mine, I guess that's what I get for not trying at all.

I think it's more plausible that only shitty mutant Vantases are losers. It makes Karkat an even bigger loser for being one, instead of just being one in a million Blood Losers.

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the girl is blind? kinda cool

>Kuprum wants to be captured by Condy and drained as a battery for her ship

Cute

>a blind neet literal leech
srsly these trolls are just fucking wierd and horribly designed

She's so infertile that even prospiters couldn't pregnante that

All the young troll boys hope to fuck Condy

That's something that should be left to experts like John.

John isn't what I'd call an expert, he's no space player.

Perhaps, but Jade is unavaible.

He is a man who defies fate.

I wanna kick that 8ball

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Why?

That's unacceptable.