ITT: We write a letter to Michael Moore, thanking him for winning us Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan...

[Anthony James]

ITT: We write a letter to Michael Moore, thanking him for winning us Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, and almost double digits in Ohio, one word at a time.

I'll start: Dear

[Nolan Butler]

Michael,

[Ethan Peterson]

Fatass

[Jason Sanchez]

Please

[Adrian Hall]

nigger

[Isaiah Collins]

Suck

[Parker Myers]

You

[Gavin Myers]

you're

[Samuel Gonzalez]

right

[Juan Morales]

cunt

[Carter Ortiz]

senpai

[Oliver Peterson]

Chyna

[Jayden Butler]

perfect

[Julian Campbell]

guacamole

[Joshua Price]

bowl

[Kevin Hall]

Your

[Nathaniel Harris]

WE

[Luis Adams]

WUZ

[Luke Long]

white

[Luke Ramirez]

Dahnald

[Brayden Gutierrez]

kikes

[Jaxon Edwards]

CHINA

[Dylan Flores]

suck

[Austin Collins]

Jeb!

[Connor Perez]

autocorrect

[Leo Phillips]

FUCK

[Isaiah Bennett]

capitalism

[Juan Fisher]

MELTING GOBLIN

[Julian Myers]

Jews

[Dominic Ortiz]

Did

[Wyatt Morales]

9/11

[Jonathan Bennett]

nothing

[Lincoln White]

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