Fuck you Spider-Boy: Shitcumming. We were vastly superior

Fuck you Spider-Boy: Shitcumming. We were vastly superior.

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amazing 1 was better than homecoming but 2 was just awful

I can see someone thinking the Raimi movies were better and even ASM1 but this is just bad bait

No this was the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I’m not even memeing, it’s worse than Bayformers.

Funny because they’re written by the same asshat.

That explains the fucking Rhino

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No one can unironically say this when something like this exist in the film.

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>peter parker is a stuttering retard
>spider-man is completely unfunny
>electro is straight from the era of phrenology
>spider-man still cries about his dead uncle, but cums in the daughter of the other mentor he killed
>green goblin is an aids patient
it was a movie full of bold decisions. kino

That scene actually perfect sums up how I feel about the movie: it's dumb, but in a cute way that I'm sure kids love, and I'm sure I would have loved as a kid.

It's obviously not a very good movie, but I don't think it merits the hate it gets, because it would be super entertaining for a kid to watch.

Not that kids can't like good movies that are geared more towards adults, but there's something about the aesthetic and the lack of depth that, as a kid, I really would have loved more than any of the Iron Man, Thor or Cap movies.

>I really would have loved more than any of the Iron Man, Thor or Cap movies.

So now the MCU films are not entertaining for kids?

Lol even kids know how pathetic mousecock taste.

>Hating this scene

That was one of the only enjoyable things about the film, the other being electro's powers in general, and the general concept of paranoid villains, rather than outright evil ones

>Peter refusing to give his terminally ill friend blood because...? I'm still not entirely sure
>Harry being the Goblin, rather than Norman.
>The trailers being incredibly misleading, especially with the former point. Did they change the script halfway through?
>Harry's abilities as Goblin coming down to flying up a tall tower, trying to drop a blonde chick (and nearly failing), and delaying spiderman
>OH NO, MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY IN ENGLAND
>I'M HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF A DEAD GUY THAT WAS SUPPOSEDLY DEALT WITH IN LAST FIVE MINUTES OF THE PREVIOUS MOVIE
>Oscorp decides to experiment on Electro by uhhh, just straight up torturing him. Not as motivation, they just find their campest German scientist, and tell him to torture the blue/black man, until he's bluer and blacker
>Hostile takeover of Oscorp. Why? Because Harry found out about the German dungeon porn. Except they probably don't need to do that, because Harry is dying anyway, and is corruptible as fuck.
>Everything about Rhino. Iron Man 3 did it right, if you have a stupid ass villain you're allowed to change him. Especially if he speaks in Engrish and is a massive Chinaboo
>Oh wait, except Rhino and spiderman movies are the right level of absurd. They just decided to remove all the hilarity because...?
>JJJ is reduced to a text message
>Did I mention the fact that a police sniper literally lost his nerve, and caused half the problems of the movie? This isn't some mid state SWAT cop with an itchy trigger finger and a drunk victim who needs to perform acrobatics, this is a trained professional

t. DCuck

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This is probably the biggest problem with contrarians. They only consider the idea or concept of something, not the execution. The reason Electro sucks is because he's tonally a mess of a character.

I liked Amazing for it's suit, I liked Homecoming for it's villain.

>>Peter refusing to give his terminally ill friend blood because...? I'm still not entirely sure
Because the last timethe got involved with mutagenics the Lizard happened.

The 2nd of the Rami films was the best. The first ASM was the best. Is the new series going to do a really good third film?

why does spider-man have the ass of a latina woman?

Adding to this
>FUCKING ELECTRIC EEL DENTAL PLAN YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUPID SHIT UP
>the man who fantasized having a birthday party with spider-man isn't willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after he shouted "NOBODY SHOOT MY FRIEND MAX"
>After acknowledging the distress Max was under and the misunderstanding, Peter beats him and then just fucks off without ever bothering to even think to check in on him
>After beating Max, Peter's immediate next move is experimenting with ways to beat him harder next time
>all the nonsense involved with Peter's parents hiding tokens in a calculator that open their secret subway laboratory
>Norman Osborn lived a fairly long life with his goblin disease with no one even knowing while Harry is apparently rotting away a week after finding out about it
>Harry finds out about the shady illegal dealings of his own company. Company response is just hostile takeover, which doesn't prevent Harry from telling everyone about their German dungeon porn the moment he walks out the building
>FUCK SPIDER-MAN FOR NOT GIVING ME HIS BLOOD EVEN THOUGH MY SHIT CURE JUST PROVED THAT HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT IT BEING A REALLY BAD IDEA
>Spider-man totally down with abandoning his home city to follow Gwen to another country
>And nobody would ever make any connections about Spider-man showing up in England around the same time that kid from New York did
>Probably not the best judgement call for Spider-man to write love messages on the bridge for the entire city to see
>Random fucking plane crash countdown during climax just to up the stakes even though no character is even aware of the planes and it doesn't impact the story whatsoever
>random shadow man teased in aftercredits scene even though it was originally supposed to tease Electro
>The last sting is A FUCKING SCENE FROM X-MEN DOFP THAT IS OWNED BY A DIFFERENT COMPANY AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

What they did to Rhino was goddamn heresy if you ask me. That alone makes me hate it

>vastly superior
>have two/three shit villains
kek

homecoming is the best peter parker movie
sp2 is the best spider-man (the character, not franchise) movie

Spider-man’s suit in this movie is god-tier, but everything else was pretty shit.

> spider man is about to fight mechanized rhino
> Aw hell yeah I’ve been waiting for this the entire movie
>the movie ends as the fight starts
>mfw

Don't like the raised webbing, and the eyes are wrong

>be one of five electrofags in the world
>even during the Raimi days, I'd get excited at the prospect of Light The Night, aka the only noteworthy electro story, being told
>indifferent to a blackguy being cast as long as they do the story
>each trailer, its looking worse and worse
>finally see movie and going in with low expectations
>not only is Electro barely in the movie, but his entire character reads like someone skimmed his wikipedia page and then gave him the motivation from Batman Forever's Riddler
>the fight scenes didn't even look particularly good
Fuck this movie.

The webbing was eh, but the eyes make it look more like bagley’s spider-man.

I prefer Ditko/Romita

>Peter refusing to give his terminally ill friend blood because...? I'm still not entirely sure
Because he's got radioactivre spider-blood only compatible with Richard Parker's blood, which Peter gets at least half (with these movies science). He'd have becomne the Goblin sooner. Pay attention to the movie next time.

>Harry being the Goblin, rather than Norman
We had Norman Goblin, and it was great. Harry Goblin was shit, and now at least it was menacing and made sense.

>The trailers
Who cares about trailers, holy shit.

>Harry's abilities as Goblin coming down to flying up a tall tower
He almost won. And managed to kill Gwen in the process. But he was severely underused and should be the movie's main villain.

>OH NO, MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY IN ENGLAND
The movie's genre is romance based, user. I don't know if you noticed but EVERYTHING revolves around Peter and Gwen being together.

>I'M HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF A DEAD GUY
What? He made a dump promise and was haunted by it until he suffered the consequences. What's your point?

>Oscorp decides to experiment on Electro by uhhh, just straight up torturing him
That were Kafka's (that is a comicbook character btw) intentions, and he was trying to figure out Electro's limits.

>Hostile takeover of Oscorp. Why? Because Harry found out about the German dungeon porn.
Osborn was framed and needed a way in. Jesus it's like you didn't even watch it.

>Everything about Rhino
>3 min scene
Rhino was like that villain at the end of the incredibles, I don't know why anybody cares.

>Rhino and spiderman movies are the right level of absurd.
Okay so now everything you just said is as unacceptable as a grounded rhino? Make up your mind.

>JJJ is reduced to a text message
That was a nice gag, and JK Simons can't be topped.

>police sniper literally lost his nerve, and caused half the problems of the movie?
You're a joke. I get that people hate this movie, but you're the stupid complainer so far.

The movie is okay. A little bit convoluted and tackling an uninteresting story (Peter's dad thing) but the rest is okay.

The really bad part about this movie is Electro. If the villain was the Goblin to begin with, the story would be much more compeling. It's a fun movie overall with some great scenes.

I don't get why people HATE this movie. I understand not liking it, since it does have deep flaws, but it's far from the shitstain people make it out to be.

I've seen someone here talking about how the Raimi films are dramas, and that being why everything is about Peter being miserable, and that ASM movies are romances, with Homecoming being a comedy. This nailed it for me.

Personally, I think it goes:
ASM > Spider-man > Homecoming > Spider-man 2 > ASM2 > Spider-man 3.

And there are enough Spider-man movies for everyone's tastes. You guys are so bitter.

>Rhino was like that guy at the end of Incredibles, I don't see why anyone cares
Go fuck yourself. I'd rather they ditch the character entirely than get the bastardization that we got. Not only that, but not even showing the fight was bullshit. Only hope now is the small chance of Rhino showing up in a MCU Sinister Six or something.

Oh my God, how embarassing.

Considering how much they've changed the Spider-man mythos for the MCU by making him entirely reliant on Stark (sure, you can say the movie was about him overcoming that, but he still kept the suit that he didn't make himself) and also being completely incompetent despite having been superheroing for a year now (another issue, is that we're starting in High School yet again, which Raimi rightfully fast-forwarded through, as that was how it happened in the comics). Ultimate Rhino is a sin, but it's a forgivable sin, given the schlock people are eating up from Homecoming.

Its not even Ultimate Rhino. Also I don't know why you just started ranting about Homecoming, because I didn't even mention it. If anything, MCU Rhino would be a mix between Hulk formula and Ultimate Rhino

Good. Got it. Great!

> I'd rather they ditch the character entirely than get the bastardization that we got.

We barely "got" anything. He was not in the movie, just an indication trying to be an easter egg.

The movie ended long before that Rhino scene. You're just salty over it. Move on.

>as that was how it happened in the comics
Uh, no? Pretty sure Peter aged in real time for a while.

I'd argue Gwen Stacy's laughable death scene was worse because it was supposed to be taken seriously unlike this.

>and now at least it was menacing
Pfffthahahaha
>But he was severely underused and should be the movie's main villain.
>wanting any more of that godawful goblin

Yeah, I'm salty about completely wasting a character for no reason, and my time. He shouldnt have been in this movie to begin with. "Easter Egg" my ass

Gwen was the only good part of these movies. The second one started out sort of interesting but the villains were the worst i've ever seen in comic movie and were painful to watch. Homecoming on the other hand had the best villain out of any Spiderman movie.

>HE LIED TO ME
>HE SHOT AT ME
>HE HATES A ME
What the fuck was this scene? Everything was so fucking wrong. Electro autismo skyrocketing, spidey demonstrating his inability to function around people and the crowd doing jackshit at all when this salty zip zap nigga was getting ready to fry everyone to death

Homecoming was trash and a bore. At least ASM series had Stone's and Garfield great chemistry amid the swamp of bad executive decisions.

>majority of villains are basically the Ultimate universe versions
>still want crappy skin tight suit
Or would you have prefered the Rhino from the game?

why would you be waiting for that? You know its just going to boil down to
>charge
>dodge
>Im stuck
>boom poom pow
>I win because spooder

>Spider-Boy: Shitcumming
good one, user, you come up with that zinger on your own?

I'm not saying The Rhino should be a guy in a animal costume, but ASM2's was practically every wrong way you should do the mech design
>Impractical as fuck to look at, top heavy, and looks like a soviet tank fucked a rhinoceros.
>Giving Rhino FUCKING MISSILES AND 50 CAL MACHINE GUNS when he's about brute strength/rushing head first. A powerhouse thats supposed to go toe to toe with The Hulk
>Paul Giamatti's stupid ass face being exposed so any cop can just shoot him

For the life of me I can never see why people don't like Tasm 2. Even when someone makes a bullet point of all the "dumb stuff" that happens I end up doing that "Yes. And?" shrug with my hand out. I guess I'm tye epidemy of the brainlet wojak but to this day I'll never know dissappointment like when they announced they wouldn't be doing the planned spin offs and that spidey would be """coming home""" to disney.
I hated the homecucking and don't like Tom Holland as that twinky, prepubscent sounding boy that cosplays as Spider-Man in all of the movies.

I can't help feeling like most of the Oscorp-made villains should have anti webswinging missles. I don't know why...

If you didn't like Electro battling and eventually giving into the voices in his head Am I wrong to say you also hated when it was done in the Raimi Spider-Man with Norman Osbourne?

>best villain
Sure. If you're into a watered down Doc Ock from Raimi Spider-man 2.

>97471201
It's tge equivelant of the Thomas and Martha death in BvS. They didn't have to have the gun barrel around the pearls; but everyone says its the best. Same with the web making a hand. And if you think MCU is going to have the stones to include a death in the Spidey Family I'd like to remind you tgey have yet to acknowledge uncle Ben is a..thing!

One thing I'll say is that it was embarassing for Sony to have all that set up and now they'll never deliver a pay off. But if you're gonna have Alexsi in a Spider-Man movie, it's an obligation that he should be in a costume as opposed to just having a tattoo of his spirit animal sort of like how The Lizard wore the Labcoat in a cpuple scenes in TASM

The asm films were shit and you know it

Nah
these were trash

I like garfield as spidey but the plots were holy shit terrible

>ASM2.
>Objectively best suit.
>Objectively worst film.
It ain't fair!

woulda made a great Dick Grayson.

>Actually liking that movie
You're an Amazing Liar Man...2.

everyone posts this scene
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no one ever posts this scene
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>sort of like how The Lizard wore the Labcoat in a cpuple scenes in TASM
Or Peter wearing glasses twice.

Yes because it was done well in Spider-Man and wasn't part of a fucking song

And they both fit the tone of their respective movies. The Foe talked to his reflection and Fox heard the electric currents mixed with his insecurities.

>trayvon electro

Is the idea of quality nonexistent to you?

Am I so bad for appreciating something new being bought to the franchise and thinking it resonated well in me? Where exactly do you draw the line? Is it the dubstep? Or just music in general? A year later Baby Driver did the same thing.

I didn't know everyone hated the Rhino, it was the only thing I really liked for how unapologetically silly it was.

I'm sorry, your incel tears seem to be drowning out any message you were trying to send.

Because "NOT MUH".

What was so bad in it?

>ASM > Spider-man
Fucking no

>He was not in the movie, just an indication trying to be an easter egg.
You don't put an "easter egg" all over the advertising. Every fucking trailer had the Rhino suit in it along with practically every poster. It's even in the OP pic!

I think it has to do with the way the scene was pulled, not the idea itself. Under the hands of ANY other director, this could have worked. However, there were plenty of dumbass moments in this movie but I'd say that fight alone had 50% of all the idiotic moments.
New isn't bad user, but it doesn't automatically save you from criticism.

bad film