Muslim here who want to immigrate USA; what's now?

Muslim here who want to immigrate USA; what's now?

Eat shit and die would be the only sane response.

I'm speaking from experience.

Germany is nice this time of year.

Just do it legally m8

we dont want you here dirty cockroach.
But really just move to Sweden.
If you really want the Us try California. Its liberal land. What ever you do dont go down south and especially not Alabama or Mississippi. You will be killed if you do.

Why on earth would he want to immigrate to an islamic shithole?

to fit in

nigga i could easy pass as local in redneck towns

this.

The US has one of the easiest immigration policies in the world. we take in 1 million LEGAL immigrants every year that meet the criteria, with another 200,000 without criteria, in a green card lottery.

sure, come on. Just follow the laws. America is a country of law.

Fuck off were full.

You wish 56% white

Nah, man. Even turkish turks hate the """german""" turks.

oh your good
just keep your religion secret and say you are christian when coming in
but please dont bring hate or terror.

Just come here legally. Also, don't blow anyone up.

t-thanks

kek says no

Just go to california or NewYork, most turks live there.

Is immigrating for white christian males gonna be harder now?
I'm really tempted about leaving cucknada and serve President Trump

WEW Guess america is out of option then

EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT!

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go mix with the autobahn niggers in germany. Just dont go through slovenia you cockroach.

EXTREME VETTING

>muslim
Fuck off m8

Immigrate to Canada or Mexico.

stop being muslim?

Go to europe. Same thing except you'll be quite a bit poorer.

stay home you dirty piece of shit

LMAO FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

covert to Christianity

America isn't as racist as Sup Forums makes it seem. Im a black guy who traveled all across the US, and the only overt racism I got was from people in the south. Up north, people just never seen a black person and I just seem like a novelty to them. More annoying than anything else.

If you stay near large cities, you will be fine.

lol sorry m8 not gonna happen now. why do it anyway? muslims are universally hated and incompatible with the first world.

middle easterners need to evolve and catch up to the rest of the planets evolution. until then you should just keep to the middle east and fix yo shit

Go explode somewhere else.

>up north people just never seen a black person
What is Chicago?

All memes aside the only non-whites I despise are inner-city blacks and middle-eastern Muslims

Fuck off

>muslim here

don't need to go any further, kill yourself

>If you stay near large cities, you will be fine.

Unless you get jumped by niggers for your iphone.

Sorry man. You might be a good dude as an individual but America is a Christian country. As a country that's 98% or whatever Muslim I'm sure you wouldn't want tons of Christians coming in.

start applying legally but you have to leave your 3rd world culture behind, you will be entering a 1st world country where that shit does not fly

Easy.
1. Stop being Muslim.
2. Bleach your skin a little
3. Order plastic bags with American air
4 slowly increase the dosage of freedom until your body is accustomed to it.
5 move to America

>Walk around the shitty part of town
>flashing around shiny new iphone with your shitty wireless dildo earbuds
>wearing $300 glasses, $200 shoes, and $80 shirt
>be surprised when you get robbed

At a certain point it shouldn't be a surprise, familamadingdong. You don't go into a bear cave and get pissed off at the bear for attacking you.