What a day

What a day

>Trump wins
>I get a new personal best for my 3-mile run
>I get a new personal best for a my bench press
>Girl at work I like wants to meet up tomorrow night

Is everyone else basking in this high energy? How was your day?

I won my bet so I got my blowjob from my neighbor. She's so pissed.

>Cubs win
>Trump wins
>I'm president of my hall at college
>My football team won conference and we get big rings now
>I'm having a good year boys
(Pic related)

What would she have gotten if Trump lost?

Actually yea...

Just last night upon finding out Trump won I found my ASMR waifu's private porn video

How much can you bench?
How fast can you do 3 miles?

>Voted for Trump
>Won a bet for a new york strip
>People on Facebook trying to guilt people who voted or trump.
>actually pissed people are trying to guilt trip

Pics or gtfo
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Bench 180kg
3-mile run 18.51

A bunch of her other beta orbiters already warned her about it and she had it taken down immediately

>Bench 180kg

For reps?
Damn you are strong

I fucked a girl in the ass last night. She was butthurt about Trump winning so I figured I could finish the job.

Shadilay, brothers

>For reps?

Only 1 at 180kg
I can do 8 at 120kg

Why didn't you save a copy?

>Get back from Italy, have great sex with azn gf
>Start watching early in the evening, very bleak looking
>2 hours later, can feel the Brexit tidal wave building
>Trump wins
>Say to myself "I knew he would do it"
>Wake up today very happy and excited for the future
>Russia announces happiness to work with US finally, breathe a sigh of relief I won't get drafted to join US in WWIII
>Plan to go to liquor store and celebrate with TCR and all the Meme Soldiers

Great day lads. Great day.

>Make America Great Again

...

Still impressive my brit friend, you must look icredibly hot

>breathe a sigh of relief I won't get drafted to join US in WWIII
That's why I voted for him

Anyone remember that Gook-Jewish girl that used to post here?

>watch victory speech
>fuck girl
>sleep
>go to work
>butthurt coworkers
>stop by home for lunch
>fuck again
>she leaves tomorrow for 3 wks
>already plotting skyrim mod set up for a fresh run in 2 years

best timeline

PR for my skwat

90kg, my bodyweight is 62 kg

I'll take it, T-Rex mode: engaged

nothing because this is a lie and they are a liar like much of this entire election.

I've spent the entire day shitting on my coworkers that supported Hillary. It got to the point where my boss called me in after they complained about it.

He just shook my hand and we congratulated each other since he voted Trump too.

Thank you user. I owe you my life. You did a great service to your country and the world.

Praise Kek.

I need help lads, how do I get a gf or a girl? I really want to make my life great again

I spurged out on my local subreddit, trumpeted a MAGA message before telling details about my pathetic life which gave them ammo to make fun of me.

>wake at 5:00am
>used vacation at work for remainder of the week
>checked Sup Forums
>wewonjpg
>get my gear on
>grab my wiful
>get a egg biscuit from hardee's
>hunt deer

God Bless the USA

I'm not too bad if I do say so myself.

Yesterday was my birthday, got drunk with friends and then spend the night watching the election with you fags.

And holy shit did you come through.
Fuck me.
Must have played the star spangled banner 40 times today.

2016 best year ever.

post your pecs now

>tfw here long before the election
>endured the smug liberal shill army invasion of 2016
>will still be here when they are gone

That's enough for me. I'll probably spend the rest of the day laughing at Liberals on kikebook. I've done absolutely nothing at work today.

>Trump wins
>My facebook goes nuts with liberal tears
>Second date tonight with hot french girl I made out with a few nights ago who wants my big american penis
>Day 1 of my two day break from work
>Got a frame for my college diploma that I've been meaning to get
>Had a few rum and cokes earlier
>About to take a nap and then get ready for my date

Been pretty good so far I'd say. If tonight's date goes as well as the first, I should be grabbing some french pussy tonight, gents.

You fucking faggot. You think this is over? This has only just begun. While you faggot ass normies are off enjoying yourselves. I'm off to prepare for what's coming.

Kill anything? I hear this season sucks.

Aced my Uni mid-terms. Saw some sluts butt while around town. Had a nice lunch with my buddy.

We're in the best timeline.

I've never felt so American in my life. Feels good.

are you gay?

Australia's wife's son gets it.

Celebrating a victory isn't bad though.

are you fit?

No I'm skinny fat

Was up for 24 hours yesterday to watch the election from Europe.

Slept for 4 hours and proceeded to have an awesome day with high energy.

I don't have enough space on my face to contain all this smugness I feel right now.

>Trump Wins
>I also manage to fix my GPU
>All in one day's worth of work.

A girl got really mad at me and unfriended me when i said i was happy he won. And then she said she wasn't because how he has acted towards women etc, and which i replied that i found it weird that suddenly during debates so many women would come forward and say he did things to them. Making them seem like attention whores wanting their 15 seconds, and that i felt doubts in regards to how much truth they told. So now i am unfriended after knowing her for quite some time. Thanks trump

then you should really just kill yourself

Oh really? Fuck is there nothing I can do to change it? I mean I'm only 20 f.am

you could start working out and go outside and talk to people

but that takes both effort and dedication
neither of which you have.

put a knife in your belly the honorable way.

>won every game of HoTS this morning
>wife happily listened when i told her exactly why trump won. didnt even try to argue that the racism, sexism and hatred of the left played a huge part of trump winning. that the media colluding with the dnc was fucking horrific.
>cinnamon and clove oatmeal came out absolutely perfect

pretty good day so far.

>trump wins
>go to work today
>move in to my own office
>mfw only 25 and not even done with college
>mfw gonna go home and bang my gf that voted for bernie then hillary


2016 has undoubtedly been the best year of my life

Bruhhh, I'm working on my Skyrim SE modded game too..

>cinnamon and clove oatmeal
does your wife know yyou fuck black men named tyrone and shayquanda

Dude Yesterday I hit a new high on deadlift and then trump won and I spent the whole night texting this girl form work and now we are going to hang out this weekend. We basically had the same experience. GOD LOVES AMERICA, its proof!

I sell video games and i have a lot of sales this week, also i'm having a date since a long time.
Meme magic is give and take.

>yesterday
>range day- shoot the best score I've ever gotten with the sig p229 .40
>shoot through m16 and 870 shotgun courses too because i'm guarding america's freedom
>exercise my right to vote
>wait for it...
>>MAGA. The absolute madman pulled it off. Sweet sweet Clinton tears all day.

Spent today driving a zodiac boat up a river basking in all the future has to offer under a new commander in chief.

What a day

>Trump wins
>I won roughly 2000 eurobucks from my early bet on Trump's victory
>I recieved my PS4 pro + VR alongside an expensive fancy vibrating onahole the same day
>favourite doujin artist released a new doujin tail tailored for my fetishes
>accidentally got my hands on my favourite liquor the one and only Zubrowka

I feel like the universe is with me today. This night is going to be the Night.

I fucking won 1000 dollars because of Trump, bless that man.

Good enough. Though I had to deal with torrents of complaints. Gay furry blogs should just post gay furry art. I don't need to hear your political views over and over.

Tfw you guys get girls, me only this happens to
But for meme magic you have to do sacrifices, and that one is one of mine

It was a fucking good day.

Nice OP so you can run 3 miles in 2 hours now and your bench is 135 right? Fuckin poverty lifts. DYEL faggot

this

went to the chinese buffet and now going to play some skyrim SE

They're abusive, manipulative people with severe insecurities, bruv. Try not to let it get to you.

t. Guy that was emotionally, physically and psychologically abused by his older brother and despises SJWs because they share identical traits.

>Not working today but will tomorrow.

>woke up early, got an iced coffee.

>Soaked up liberal tears on Reddit, Twitter and Facebook all morning.

>Picked up a couple italian wraps and a six pack of double IPA

>just finished one wrap while browsing Sup Forums. About to start drinking a little.

>Later I will ride my bike downtown and watch a degenerate independent film starring Shia Lebouf

Today has been good and will continue to be good.

Shadilay.

Weak cardio, but that is self explanatory since you can bench that much.

Sup Forums Energy Level:

-Jeb Bush level Low energy
-Just Low energy
-Medium Energy
-Increased Energy
->>>>HIGH ENERGY

>Was growing my beard and hair since Oct 1st
>Beard is really patchy and gross looking
>Was only going to shave if Trump won
>Shaved and got a haircut today (high & tight)
>Have also been cutting since September
>Hit my goal of 10% bf this week
>Get to start bulking next week
I have never felt or looked better.
#MAGA

>I get a new personal best for my 3-mile run
2 hours
>I get a new personal best for a my bench press
20 lbs
>Girl at work I like wants to meet up tomorrow night
pic related

butter salt and a little bit of sugar over a low heat for 25 to 30 minutes, adding in honey and vanilla granola in the last 5 minutes of cooking. and its real fucking oatmeal, not that weak shit that comes in little packets.

only because i didnt have any beef tips to cook with it.

That's not thanks to meme magic or Kek, you fucked up by spilling your autism.
I'm Mexican and i support Trump openly on facebook since the beginning so you can imagine how that went, but despite that i never said anything about a potential rape victim being an atrention whore wanting a few minutes of fame, specially directly to a woman. You fucked up.

i feel... unburdened

as if the elites gave up on their psychic and satanic spiritual warfare

everything's gonna be great

Let them enjoy the R&R. We'll be back at it soon enough.

Yeah i did and realize that. Still, i didn't really mean that. More than when so many come forward it makes you wonder if all of that is true.

My wife is more excited about this than I am.

I started working out at 26 and I started with nothing, I'm 29 now and look good. It's not too late for you friend. I wish I started at your age.

> wife likely going to leave due to my support of trump.
>have three kids and she's 6 months pregnant with another

I'm scared.

> hot chick at the sonic near my work gave me her number.

Muh nigga.

> Don't forget Oakland Raiders are having a decent season

>won a couple grand on the election
>gr8 lay last night from an enthusiastic girl
>found out yesterday my ex is literally about to get sued

i dont want this streak to end. one thing donald was right about, was that i will never get tired of winning

whats a good time for 1 mile?

>trump wins
>bf is overly happy and has given me the best lay in months

God damn, my dick hurts and my balls are drained

>Day off from work
>No school today
>Trump won
>Gonna work out soon
>Texting girl I like
I'd say it's going pretty well.

>whats a good time for 1 mile?

5.30 - 6 minutes

>Trump wins
>Get shin splints during my run
>Don't even lift, do calisthenics though
>No GF, permavirgin

Could be better.

germanbro today is my actual birthday, asked mom to make me a beef jerky cake. libs on campus were having a subdued rally and writing inspirational messages on the sidewalk. a few trump peps were there and just smiled and basked in it. probably gonna draw a few pepes tomorrow on campus. anythings possible

>Be a britbong
>In Florida for birth of my son with my wife still in America after I had to move back home for work last month
>Literal clone of me down to a birthmark
>based baby barely cries ever
>Poor kiddo and wife get correo infection from labor induction and monitoring equipment in the birth canal
>both of them literally healed in hours thanks to a swift IV antibiotic infusion after trump is elected and praising kek all night watching state after state flip

Meme magic is real. Kek healed my wife and baby instantly as a reward for memeing this past year and a half. Shadilay lads. Best fucking day ever.

I spent the day bummed out because I forgot to put a 10k bet down on donald trump.

>Trump wins
>Not going to be deployed to sink Russian ships and possibly dying in the process.

MAGA

>day off from work
>qt wants to hang
>trump wins
kek is good to us

nice was playing forgotten city while watching an election win. literally 1st world joys non whites will never know

>trump won, feel amazing
>go to college, but done at 10am
>bike for a solid hour
>get home and shitpost, laugh at liberals and masturbate
>pre-ordered pokemon moon
>will receive 6000 euros from my parents soon, because shares (?)
>mommy made tacos for dinner

Today was a good day

Also watching The Crow now

I got a call yesterday for an interview (today).
Went in and blew away the supervisor with my welding.
I start Monday (he actually wanted me to start today).

Are you getting Moon because of Chicken-chan or some other cuck reason unworthy of a true Trump suporter?

C-chicken-chan f-frenchie

Thanks for correcting the record.

Who the fuck runs 3 miles the same say as bench press?

I bet your bench is weaksauce

I wonder why 'cucking' the record didn't caught up? It sure would be inline of what was happening.

Yep I'm going to bulk up. Started eating healthily today. Woke up at 7 am took a shower, shaved my neckbeared. Time to become a contributing member to society.

non/fit/ degenerate here
why is this bad

its not

>run in the morning when you get up
>lift at the end of the day, by which time you have already eaten much food and have restored your energy

This guy gets it

>I went for a victory walk in the snowy weather.
>I started to build a snowman
>plan to have it done for the weekend
>it is going to look like a statue

Hopefully, nobody will knock it down :^)