No girl will ever love you as much as Helga loved Arnold

No girl will ever love you as much as Helga loved Arnold.

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>No girl will ever love you

Well if they don't care, I don't care.

A girl DID love you but you fucking blew it.

It's okay, guys. 2D>3D

>lust
>love

Not every time.
>implying

I had one. But we broke up. She was nice. We still chat a bit.

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your mother doesn't count.

no but it's ok because thats how much i love her

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thank goodness for that

Are you literally a faggot?

Aw, beat me to it.

It's true. She even stalked me before we dated. That being said, stalking is not actually a good lead in to dating.


Really though, the hardest lesson was that loving each other is not enough to make a relationship work.

this

That's why I have shipping fanfiction

This might be true. Thought someone was pranking me, so I never bothered.

>No one will ever love you

>loving each other is not enough to make a relationship work
Kill thineself.

Someone does, and she's absolutely crazy
and I made a mistake of putting my dick in her

Details?

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I accepted the fact I was going to die alone a few years ago but I managed to meet a girl online who I adore. We live together now and she's a great artist and willing to draw me porn of pretty much anything I want and she doesn't have a penis. I never thought I could be this happy.

It's true. Sometimes people just don't match. The biggest trick in media is that love is all that matters.

You're a retard because you don't realise that you weren't in love.

She would want to hang out with me every day, would call me at insane hours to talk like 3am. She'd show up out of the blue without alerting me she was stopping by.
She wouldn't ever be interested in sex until she got drunk, then she couldn't get her hands off me. She was inconsistent at sex, sometimes good, sometimes absolutely terrible. She could never keep my dick out of her mouth when drunk. She was basically an alcoholic for a bit. Drank for like half a year every day. She'd pass out at my house many times. She pissed my bed countless times when she was passed out. A year into knowing her, she started hearing voices and thought her ex had connections at the NSA and was stalking her. She once called me the other month and said that the voices told her that I had said she could live at my house. She's in some type of home now because she can't care for herself.

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My only advice is be careful you don't end up a person who latches on to their first love and denies all negative aspects of their relationship, who denies things could be better, by repeating that you're in love.

Codependency is not a great place to be.

>Girl asked me out for a coffee yesterday
>"I don't drink coffee"
>"Well, you don't have to get any"
>"What, and just watch you drink coffee for 15 minutes?"
Why do I do this to myself

I know. It's fine.

Sorry, but I'm kekking pretty hard at this

Whenever I ask my normies acquaintances or relatives about where they met their gfs or wives, they can never give me an answer. It's funny. But apparently relationships come to normal people about as easily and expectedly as air.

>one(1) girl showing affection towards me/any hint of wanting me or being interested in me throughout my life

unlikely

>who denies things could be better
Do keep in mind that to any incel, just not being laughed in their face when in front of a girl is as "better" as it gets.

Are you positive you didn't just grow delusional or accidentally created a tulpa? Because that sounds a bit too hood and convenient to be true

That's the thing, user. We're not exactly normal.

Why must you remind me?

I've heard people have met their spouses here on Sup Forums. Which is mind boggling.

I don't get it either. I'm not even all that antisocial, I've met people through college and work, never had much problem making small talk and etc.
But still a relationship never came to me the way people seem to think it naturally should.

The amount of physically attractive women browsing this site must be literally 1 in a million users. And even then they'd be riddled with personality disorders and other crazy. No thanks.

Exactly.

>you missed out on your chance to clumsily discover what young love is

I could have had a girlfriend, but the only girl who ever loved me fell in love with me while I was in love with a girl who said she loved me but never really did. Then the first girl fell in love with somebody else, but I fell in love with that girl after falling out with the second girl. Then I met the first girl and groped her chest, and I'm not ashamed to admit it's my fault we fell out shortly after that.

I've been wanting to ask for forgiveness, but I don't know how to do so without looking like a pathetic jerk or without coming off as insincere.

You're listening in to /adv/o/co/do, where we talk about our lives, compare them to cartoons, and then wish we had a sweet car.

I fap to pretty much everything these days. I don't care about physical attractiveness anymore because there is very little I'm not attracted to. I jerked it to the porn of human catdog the other night. My libido is fucked beyond belief by now.

>have small crush on her throughout highschool
>find out she was into me too
>we shared a lot of the same friends and had similar interests
>she always cuddled up to me when she had the chance
>dropped out of school halfway through senior year before I could work up the courage to really take her out for a date
>too embarrassed to even show my face online, let alone irl
In hindsight it was probably for the best, I couldn't handle even being around my close friends for too long before shit started to get awkward and I fumbled the conversation.

Man, a lot of regrets in this thread it seems. You guys should seriously try online dating. It might work, might not. Based on my experience in love, it's all just pure luck. I went from dating the most psychotic and abusive woman out there to one of the most loving people I've ever met. I've nearly ruined my relationship on several occasions, but it's still strong.

If you ever find someone who you care about and they show you nothing but love, affection, and care, don't let go. Be open and caring with them, and they'll be the same.

I believe in you guys.

I'm surprised myself but she's sleeping in the other room and I've never been happier.

>9 years ago
>grade 5
>someone leaves a bag of gumballs and a note on my desk saying "from your secret admirer"
>almost 20 now and still have no clue who left it

>the most psychotic and abusive woman out there to one of the most loving people I've ever met
I'd prefer the psycho. I'd hate being around someone who is a better person than me.

Not that it matters because I use sites with more international userbases, like Sup Forums, precisely because I can't stand the people around me in my home country.

Eat shit, user. I've been on Sup Forums every day for 13 years and not one of you bastards has a girl who treats you as good as my sweet lovin gal does me.

Probably one of the guys messing with you.
I mean the bag of gumballs makes it being legit a bit more likely, but like 9 out of 10 times love letters left in your desk are just from people wanting to see you act like an idiot.

Be careful. That was and has been, me and now I'm pretty fucked up

This attitude is why you people aren't getting a girl. All of you act like this, and yet expect to get a qt gf who shares all your hobbies without the same issues you have?
You guys wanna know how people find another person? They stop expecting perfection like a fucking comic waifu. They accept the flaws in their partner. Stop sitting around and jerking off to a fantasy all day and yet expecting better in someone else.

Your hand doesn't count.

I mean I get you man, but trust me, you would not have wanted to be around this chick. I'm talking literal bipolar, "needs to be texted every minute of the day or she freaks out" level of clinginess. Dated her for a week before I broke it off, ending with her screaming at me, belittling me, and then smacking me in public.
Not worth it man.

This user gets it. Life will never be perfect like a fairytale, not even in romance. Any woman will come with her own needs, desires, and flaws. You want to experience love? Find someone who you connect with and you can love, flaws and all.

Oh fuck. Nevermind then.

Surprisingly light on "Hey Arnold" talk here too.

That one never gets old.

>That episode where Helga gives Harold anal for WrestleMania tickets

lewd and false

it's worse when you were actually kinda concious about it, she was a nice girl, but we were like 16, she dressed like a grandma and always worried about meaningless shit, she cried from watching to much blood on a tarantino movie, like come on, she just wasn't fun at all

and well i must admit at that time i wanted to go out with a goth girl so i take 20%of the blame for this,but since then i've know girls who look way worse but are way more fun

I had a woman worship me in highschool. I ended up breaking her mind and she did some crazy ass shit where she tried to become me like that episode of king of the hill where Bill snaps and starts crossdressing.

No she didn't. She felt sorry for me.

yeah I blew it, blew right in her fucking eye hey-o!

dude just a bagel wtf

>I told her how I felt.
>Leave all the cards on the table right? Take a shot, etc.
>She turned me down with a kiss on the cheek and that gentle grace that someone like me could never duplicate.
>And she moved on so long ago and I wish I could bury that stupid love I have for her but I can't.
>No big fight, no grand exit, just that slow drift until the person I thought was my soulmate was just another name on a friends list that I never messaged anymore.

>Elementary
>"Hook up" with cutie girl for awhile although that may have been more of a paired thing so parents could go all ooo and aa about it to get them to shut up.
>Don't recall if we were really all that in to each other. To some extent we were I guess but after awhile she probably wanted out
>Meanwhile other not so pretty / not so popular girl with a temper at time
>Eventually start hanging around with her at times
>Was kinda fun to talk to and she got me into Sly Cooper at the time
>never dated her
Wonder how she is doing now that I think about it

Also talk about girls from back in elementary / high school reminds me of this one chick in high school who seemed to hate my fucking guts and went out of her way to get bitchy at me from time to time. Wonder if she was just being tsundere naah she probably was just irked by me for some reason or another

>multiple cute girls throughout had a crush on me
>I never did anything about it because i'm a fucking pussy bitch
>5 years later, i'm still kv

>Bragging about crushing on a girl in fucking elementary school
>Wondering if girls who didn't like you were """tsundere"""
everyone on this board is hopeless

>Fat girl had a crush on me
>Denied her
>Last saw her years later with a mustache

Wasn't really bragging about it. Just thinking back on it based on some other peoples stories. No need to get cranky

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I always think they're just being friendly but people always points how oblivious i am

It this thread that reading about the autism/misery of other anons it brings some small relieve to me since I did ignore some at least 2 really cute girls since back many years ago I decided to focus alot in my future with my studies and my projects just to end with a grimdark tragicomedy life currently but when I real how bad some other anons have blew it because they are literally autist or some shit like that I can say, hey at least I blew it for another reason instead of just miss a social cue

It this type of thread that reading about the autism/misery of other anons it brings some small relieve to me since I did ignore at least 2 really cute girls back many years ago I decided to focus alot on my future with my studies and my projects just to end with a grimdark tragicomedy life right now but when I read how bad some other anons have blew it just because they are literally autist or some shit like that I can say "hey at least I blew it for another reason instead of just miss a social cue"

Why are there no Deathstroke edits for this guy?

I thought every girl who showed signs of interest in me was just trying to set me up for some horrible prank. Could've been with a cute Puerto Rican girl who loved Silent Hill but I just had to let my paranoia get to me.

If she couldn't break through my autistic shell then it probably wouldn't had worked in the long run.

i am attending my grandfather's Wake tomorrow. i am quite down about it because i really looked Up to him. my fondest memory of him was when he and i would make Anonymous prank calls to random numbers, but he'd always apologize before hanging up. i sure do miss him...

I had my own Helga, but there was no happy ending, just her slowly coming to resent and then loathe me for not being able to tell she had feelings for me because she was often a bitch to me.

There's not enough Helga G Pataki in this thread.

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I want to fuck french Helga when she is 18

>not 16 when it is legal in a reasonable country

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My gf does, is literally obsessed with me. Will never know why, im fat ugly and poor. Luckiest thing that will ever happen to me. So there's hope for even the most repulsive and autistic user here. Hopefully they don't have a unibrow...

It's possible, but from my both personal and friends experience it ends up badly.

>No girl will ever love you
Fixed that for you

Online dating is much less common in countries that aren't America.

good job with that dodge

>she died that day I wanted to ask her out

Good. Women are a setback. I can' count how many times I've done something/given something up for a woman.

My last relationship was over a year ago and being single is much better. I just chill with my friends if I want companionship.