Comfy election game in honour of kek and god emperor

Comfy election game in honour of kek and god emperor
1st part:
>3 candidates available, post your candidate, his ideology and preferred colour (yellow, red or blue)
>Double digits or higher choose the candidate
2nd part:
>Post state and the winning candidate
>Double digits or higher confirm the result

Also please be original, don't go for any of candidates of the election

Red - Chuck Norris
Peace through superior firepower and traditional values

He is my only candidate.

Harambe, Law of the Jungle, Black

First candidate lads

Blue

Cuck Old

Cuck is great goy, he is pro immigration and is only running for president so he can open the borders for the african bulls. Old believes there are more than 50 different genders. Loves pizza.

Come on, keep this thread bumped

bumperino. I'm autist and i don't know how to play this even if you stated the rules, so i'm gonna observe af

Bertholdt, Absolute Monarchy and the colour is yellow.

Blue

The skeletal remains of FDR

princess zelda - blue - peace, grace and love party

ye, this is a comfy thread
also keep bumping this thread until people start posting
also new rule, colours aren't limited to blue, red or yellow anymore since I've found out how to add in other colours

Bertholdt, Absolute Monarchy and the colour is yellow.

i'll roll for that

>Enver Hoxha
>Red
>Bunkerism

Bertholdt, Absolute Monarchy and the colour is going to be yellow.

i wanna rollerino for my albanian neighbor if possible

sorry lads, keep trying though

Thanks Serbfriend

Keep rolling then

>Ben Shapiro
>Conservatism
>Red

7 IS THE MOST MAGICAL NUMBER

Wh-wha-?
Reroll

KEK I request thee; Bertholdt, Absolute Monarchy and the colour is yellow.

finally got it, congrats
Gonna be Chuck vs Bertholdt, just need a third party now

His Majesty, Nigel MadMan Farage.

To reunite and rename 'West West England'.

Keb Abremover

Hates muslims, wants to embed a chip in each one and deport them. Can play the accordion

Green color

Muh boy Shapiro

RALLING FOR ENVER HOXHA

PURPLE

ENVER HOXHA

You're in dude, got it for u

Do we start now or do we need the third party?

Pepe The Great

Darwinism is the rule of life; War Lord

Pink

ENVER HOXDA

BUNKERMAN ENVER HOXHA

third party is needed

THANK YOU

Don't ignore me m80s

BUNKERMAN ENVER HOXDA

reroll for pepe the great

ENVER HOXHA NOW

i'll change the rules to hurry this up though
>digits ending in double or 0 become the third candidate

Come on

ENBER HOXDA :DDDDDD

ENVER HOXHA

I won 3min ago mate.
Got double 9'a

ENVER HOXHA ENVER HOXHA

Ok roll to start, but im with my albanian bro!

alright shapiro is third candidate
sorry huebro

Chloe Moretz

Feminist

We start now? Tell me when to roll for Albania

:^)

I'll do you proud, Serbro!

You gotta change Shapiro's colour, red is taken by Chuck

Nate Silver

Silver/Gray

Tired of being the butt of every joke for the past 8 eight years of Donald Trump's presidency, Nate Silver has gone into apoplectic nerd rage, gotten /fit/ and is now taking statistics into his own hands. His main philosophy is one of logic and reason, letting the numbers speak, although sometimes he misjudges what the numbers are saying

Oh shit take blue then

Florida -- Jeb Bush writein -- green

Ok OP i'll start rolling for Bertholdt.
>KEK I INVOKE THEE
roll

I nominate Karl Donitz of the DKM to run under the NatSoc ticket.

Announce the start when you are ready!!

Pepe the Great

Kekist extremist

7 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER.

But you were supposed to pick a state, so I'll say California.

Sorry, im stupid. OP please consider my trips.

Voting begins for the president
Rules:
>Double digits or higher choose the winner for a state
>270 to win
>A state can't switch once it is took unless you get a 99999999
Come on goys

>didn't pick state
RIP
I'm taking Conservifornia

Jim Morrison
Despotism
Purple

Not a goy.
Do u pick the state or can we? seems retarded.
Everyone rolling for California then.
Check em

CHUCKY IN FL

Chuck Norris for CA

CHUCKMAN

This

CHUCKY 4 FL

You pick the state, sorry if its retarded its my first time doing this

Please consider this, im new with this shit. Please OP?

Quads for Texas

Cuckifornia

Chuck Norris kills all the libshits with an UZI loaded with 37mm HEFI rounds, leaving the state to fall to his campaign. Let's see how this goes.

>not voting hank hill

California for Bertholdt

Kanye West

White

I'll let you choose a state then Serbbro that has less than 4 votes

Ok then.
CA

California is going to be going to Bertholdt

Texas for Benji

California goes to Bertholdt

WY please for my albanian friend

Finding his UZI to be insufficient, Chuck attempts to take CA using a 75mm cannon, ripped from a PBH attacker.

That California is going to be for Bertholdt

PA?

California is going for Benji

TY SO MUCH, SERBRO.

That California is going for Benji

CALIFORNIA BERTHOLDT

Bertholdt starts the election by taking Wyoming

Bertholdt, Vermont.

Shapiro gets TX

With even the mighty 75mm round failing him, Chuck loses his shit, and straps 4 GAU-8's to his dirtbike, after somehow loading them with 120mm HEAT

CALIFORNIA IS GOING TO GO TO BERTHOLDT

Sorry bertfag, what a waste a doubles

Bertholdt, New Hampshire