Brit/pol/ - Sealed with a kiss edition

>Theresa May welcomes Hungarian PM Viktor Orban to No10 to discuss post-Brexit deal
thesun.co.uk/news/2152198/theresa-may-welcomes-hungarian-pm-viktor-orban-to-no10-to-discuss-post-brexit-deal/

>Croydon tram: 7 dead and 50 injured after derailment
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37919658

>PM congratulates Donald Trump on his election as the next US President
gov.uk/government/news/pm-congratulates-donald-trump-on-his-election-as-the-next-us-president

>Nicola Sturgeon congratulates Donald Trump less than a year after stripping him of Scottish 'ambassador' role
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/09/nicola-sturgeon-congratulates-donald-trump-less-than-a-year-afte/

>How can Britain do business with President Trump? Send for Nigel Farage
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/09/how-can-a-shocked-incredulous-britain-do-business-with-president/

>Prosecutors failing to tackle honour crimes due to ‘fear of social unrest’
breitbart.com/london/2016/11/08/prosecutors-failing-tackle-honour-crimes-due-fear-unrest/

>First-time phone-use drivers face points
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37917087

>David Davis pledges to share Brexit thinking with devolved governments
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/09/david-davis-pledges-to-share-brexit-thinking-with-devolved-governments

>Brexit court ruling appeal date set for 5 December
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37913911

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anime is for nonces

KARENPOSTING IS BACK

>tfw ill
>tfw tired
>tfw stayed up all night to watch Trump win

>Slippy H

fpbp

the presidents always come and visit us first thing right? looking forward to big trump and the inevitable left wing protests
also remember those debates about banning him from the UK?

this

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I'm 6ft and 84.3kg
Time to go on a fucking diet lads, starting Thursday (2 mins time)

After the Brexit vote and the Trump vote, is anybody else realising that they need to sort their own life out?

I feel motiv8ed. I need to focus my energy into something that is actually personally productive for me.

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Tunnocks Caramel wafer dipped in tea desu

I have a very similar feeling.

Donald Trump proved to me today that one is always able to overcome insurmountable odds.

He is truly an inspiration.

Wonder what Phillip May thought about Orban dicking his wife.

>tfw 5'10 and 66kg

I don't know what's next. It all feels unreal. 2016 has been nuts

5'11 and 86kg.

Somehow I still have a 6 pack.

Good lad

Slippy C

You can't be too overweight by the sound of it.

Be careful with that thieving corrupt gypsy, bongs.

>there is an alternate universe in which brexit never happened, hillary won, and baneposting was never invented

Do you thin you can make it. I have some exciting opportunists maybe coming down the pipeline for me. I really hope I can get one of them. Maybe them my life will actually be going something. I might like it.

How is it for you? Past couple of days have really revitalised a measure of hope in me.

I feel like it though.

>I don't know what's next. It all feels unreal. 2016 has been nuts

We still have article 50, and all the Euro asspain that will come with that to enjoy. And four(or more) years of glorious Trump de-cucking of America

2016-2020 is going to be fun

Giggled

Lads is cycling really that bad for your gentleman's special area? 1 hour a day

WHO IS THIS CAT

I know that bloody feel.

t. loose skin

youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

1000 years

Trump is 70 years old.

Do you think he can make it 4 years? He's at a fragile age. Aught could happen.

gonna take a picture of my body 1 sec, you can all tell me if I am fat

This pic is me when drunk

Say goodbye to your nads in a couple years mate

>He'll inevitably have to visit london and be greeted by Emir Sadiq Kahn Pbuh

please don't

ye easy, hes very sharp and modern money being no expense medicine is crazy, look at old liz

kek. Mate, this is me Nan after a slice of bloody Christmas cake.

Famous rapper two-dogg made that joke at the roast

I think its name is Jazz Kot. Here, I post my folder for you imgur.com/a/IZs3B

The names Bond, Nigel Bond.

weird how john oliver destroyed trump a bunch of times but he isn't the president

70 isn't that old anymore m8

>loose skin
How much weight did you lose, lad? Don't you have to lose like a shit ton of weight to get loose skin?

Isn't Bill younger than him?

>imgur.com/a/IZs3B
What a lovely cat.

thanks mate, cool cat

is that mr. poland? what a gentleman.

rich fucks don't have to worry about age

Every fucking time, except
>live in the north
>go full Enoch
>still be the least racist in the room
I've got aged relatives who talk about the nice coloured lad in the supermarket before going off on a tangent and talking about how we should "shoot the lot of them, still"

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Okay how shit do I look

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>"Thank god it's over. Maybe Hillary will now allow me to keep what little remains of my soul."

Bitch got some big feets

When are we meme magicking Le Pen into power?

fuck your life

You do need to start regulating what you eat, and how much.

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Based Orban. MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN.

Didn't realise it was that bad, okay :(

You're not fat, m8, you just don't exercise at all.

Need to increase you muscle mass desu.

>>/fit/

never worked out a day in your life/10

luckily, at that stage, it's super easy to improve. check out /fit/ some day. besides the lack of muscles, you also have anterior pelvic tilt, which is actually really to muscle unbalances and is fixable through exercise.

it never left

I declare this thread British clay in the name of Her Majesty the Queen.
youtube.com/watch?v=1zSowOS4Wyg
>tfw drunk lads

I know

She shouldn't get used to that kind of introduction from foreign leaders.

Redpill me on Mary Beard

I saw her on a WE WUZ KINGZ documentary earlier

you look a bit stupid having only tanned arms

About 60/70 lbs. I even cut down to 8 stone a few years back just to make sure it wasn't just fat.

Thanks

my double digits are the beginning famalam

Your weight is fine, but itlooks like you sit on your ass all day. Start lifting.

>and baneposting was never invented
for you.

you don't look 84kg, wtf

honestly you could easily be in good shape within about 2 months. no need to become some /fit/ roidmonkey

You mean I look fatter?

no you look slimmer, i'd have guessed around 75kg. a little bit of chub but nothing major

Hillary got more votes.

Brexiters don't give a shit about democracy anymore?

Hillary got more votes but only because cities are full of hivemind faggots who cant think for them selves, thank god the electoral college counters that

wtf i hate trump now

>I've got aged relatives who talk about the nice coloured lad in the supermarket
I swear every pensioner praises this nice coloured lad that works at the supermakret. tbf the only cashier i remember being good was a paki who welcomed me with a smile and continued smiling even though i was being a dick to him on purpose. He had nice hair as well.

Of course Hillary got more votes. She spent the last 8 years importing millions of them.

The Clinton dynasty was dethroned and I got a 1st on my university coursework

It was a good day

impending chimpouts in Chiraq, an estimated 1000 protestors.

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

Trump won 30 states to Shillarys 20, fag.

scratch that, chimpouts in progress

the next 4 years are gonna have so many happenings

fully expecting civil unrest and race riots in the US

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>women

I wonder why annual immigration has quadrupled in half a century

fox29.com/news/local-news/216561049-story

>Sup Forums bashes boomers
>Boomers literally save the white race by electing trump

>White boomers are trash for whites
>everything else is worse than the worst white generation
huh
whodathunkit?

This reads like a fucking Sup Forums fantasy

npr.org/2016/11/09/501451368/here-is-what-donald-trump-wants-to-do-in-his-first-100-days

Anyone else think that the tail on the g in the guardian's front page is placed to make it look like a hitler mustache? I can't be the only one seeing this

Yeah I'm SURE they would have used an ultra-close up of Hillary making a goofy face if she had won

>tfw don't watch yesterday's Sup Forums during final hours of the election because you thought hillary would win and you wanted to sleep