Well Sup Forums?

well Sup Forums?

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Disgusting. He needs to improve his grammar. It should be:

>"We have a new president, faggot," he was told.

In today's "Stories that never happened.."

hahahahhahahaha faggot

push shit get hit

nice

We have a new president faggot.

From what he's wearing, he fucking deserved it.

fake

>smirking
>fake blood
>none of it on his shit watch

Boy oh boy.

Probably paid for by Soros

I can make up stories too

I got attacked at a rock show by a bunch of muslims that our previous president refuses to condemn

Wait shit my story actually happened

thats a lot of BBQ sauce

that looks more fake than hilldawgs smile

based russia showing us how its done

Better snap a pic and tweet about it

Post yfw we are starting to gas fags like it's 1943

won't somebody think of the 8 year olds?

His white watch is suspiciously free of blood

I've been walking around with a gigantic smile for the past day.
Have some mercy I look like a fucking idiot.

He should report the assault to police and let the justice be served according to the law

>People actually believe this

another made up incident like one the other day

nigga thats BBQ sauce

Give it two weeks, they'll find out it was a few libruls doing it as a false-flag to "discredit" Trump.

>push shit get hit

just noticed this too

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>none on his watch

Didn't even pick that up. Looks like a halloween costume to me

can someone confirm if this is fake? I just want to throw it in the replies.

I don't know what you're so mad about, Putin is going to be fucking Trump in the ass like the little bitch he is.

>implying faggots didn't vote for Trump too

fakest shit in existence, this people are so desperate.
If he really had open wounds, they wouldn't had the time to stop and take a stupid selfie, nor would be smiling like a smug cunt.
Also, as someone who has studied trauma to make realistic makeup for my day job the blood distribution really makes absolutely no sense at all.

this is how we make america great again.

All definitely 100% happened

Lol. Fake and gay as all hell. The dens know no bounds. They only punch under the belt.

fucking kek'd

The good times are coming back.

>ceasar
>bad

american education strikes once again

That's a lot of ketchup and barbecue sauce he has on himself there.

Don't look very real to me

We can now go on joint fag-hunting expeditions via special VISA stamps!!

One week I can come with you to Moscow and St. Petersburg, we can go hunting there... then the next week, you can come over here and we'll hit up San Francisco and South Beach Miami!

>bro-time!

Yeah.... what a time to be alive and hetero-normative!

(these histrionic faggots actually believe this is reality!!!)

hahahaha... almost makes me want to make it so!

waste of cranberries

>Picture was taken while it's dark
>It hasn't been 1 day yet and this picture is cycling

It hasn't even been dark yet. Give me a fucking break

Also, none on his nice white watch

Soooo!!!!! Fake!! You really are a dumb dildo aren't you?

still standing. Not far enough

man they look so happy. now we're all but at war. how did obama fuck up so bad

fucking detectives here : ) also waaaayyy too much blood, unless he was stabbed.

fake bullshit meant to encourage civil unrest

fuck. America really is great again. You did it

How did they know he was gay?

APOLOGIZE

Fake and gay. Fags also constantly lie like that Olympic contestant and dyke waitress.

>some muslim named Bhaveek happens to have a gay friend
Fake and gay
And I want the left to stop trying to lump gays with muslims

kek

>teach your kids that Trump is literally Hitler and eats children for breakfast
>Trump wins
>sue Trump because your child can't sleep at night now

They're using kikebook unironically what did you expect?

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Fake and gay.

"My friend has a massive head wound--i should tweet this."

>not a single drop on his expensive apple watch strap

>as bad as Caesar

what the fuck

MY SIDES


i can actually envision them in a 2000-2003 american made suv wearing plaid/jeans/tactical wear while have conveying confusing emotions with no actual intent on hurting anyone.

THIS IS A SOROS-FUNDED CAMPAIGN OF LIES

REPEAT

THIS IS A SOROS FUNDED CAMPAIGN OF LIES

i STARTED SEEING THESE ON FACEBOOK TODAY, AND IT IS COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT. NONE OF THE STORIES HAVE ANY EVIDENCE, ANY POLICE REPORTS, NOTHING. IT IS ALL LIES, AND THAT FUCKING COMMUNISTS NATION-WRECKER IS BEHIND IT.

THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED. IT NEEDS TO BE CALLED OUT AND EXPOSED.

Some of you leafs are alright

>none on his eyes or around his eyes

TOP LYL

>implying this shit needs soros funding
It's just salt and fishing for sympathy.

In a twist that surprised no one, the young man was attacked by an angry Muslim who saw a gay man as the only acceptable target for his aggression.

I fucking love President Faggot he's my favourite

BULLSHIT

Nobody cares.
We hate gays niggers and Jews.
We want a fascist in the white house.
We want liberals summarily executed.
Let the idiots plant that seed.

Good thing she got a description of the vehicle! Not to mention the surveillance footage that every gas station has.

he's lying. they all have victim fantasies like this laid out in their mind and are just looking for an excuse to play them

Nope, this is orchestrated. Don't tell me that on their own thousands of Liberals just decided to start posting lies about being attacked and called names by random strangers.

This was pre-planned and orchestrated.

Hey look, its the same guy covered in fake blood for a youtube video.

youtu.be/RhJdgpkAGvE?t=112

>32,000 likes

wew

I agree. It's disgusting. It's like some weird fetish for them, they want to be a victim soooooo bad. It's creepy.

Looks completely fake.

Society needs to shun these histrionic pieces of filth.

He had leftover blood from Halloween.

>Black woman being quiet

Absurd amount of blood, incorrect pooling. Looks like chocolate syrup with red dye.

He probably just got the shit kickd out of him for having a fucking apple watch.

>Don't tell me that on their own thousands of Liberals just decided to start posting lies about being attacked and called names by random strangers.
That's exactly what I'm telling you though. It's Tribalism 101.

I love you, Russiabro.

When did run-on sentences become trendy?

Fucking finally.

How is he on his 3rd us president? Is he president for life?

>As bad as Caesar

What the fuck. What 8 year old says that?

>nobody believes this shit even for a second
The words Sup Forums gives me hope for us as a species feel really weird to say no matter how true they are

President faggot?

Which one of you faggots is Donald Trump?

>niggress
>being quiet if someone called them a nigger

No way in Hell that is true.

What is a "Fad"?

Liberals are generally pretty good at the old nod and wink. Credulous journos will happily pick up and run with these bits and the faux victims know it. Ann Coulter did a whole book on the phenomenon.

sweet Halloween costume

> no black/puffy eye(s)
> no fat lip
> no lumps on head whatsoever
> no blood on his dumbass watch

This faggot deserves an actual asswhipping.

Algeria gets it. The kids are upset because their dipshit parents made Trump into a boogeyman

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This. Caesar Chavez was for migrant worker rights.

Unless they think Caesar Romero's comedy is bad. Then they have no taste.

It's the only way they know how to be a hero
They all yearn to be martyrs for their causes but minus the ag

Prove it was a Trump supporter fag!

>inb4 homophob

you know these are ALL faked, right? Every liberal/faggot/shitskin likes to put on a little play like this to feel important and feed the narrative that they're the victims (meanwhile, in real life, a thousand innocent whites were targeted by minority criminals yesterday, just like any other day)

Nice ketchup stains fag
Is it a new fetish?

Normies are falling for these obvious fabrications

Kinda wishing HRC was elected to start nuclear war now.

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If you lost that much blood your wounds would be gaping

Fake and gay