IT'S THE THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR
IT'S THE THIRSTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR
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This commercial pisses me off. Just put less logs on the fire
I don't watch tv anymore
I also don't do shopping that much
I don't even listen to the radio
I feel no Holiday spirit
or maybe they could take off their sweaters
You're living the dream. Fuck Christmas.
I HAVE JUST ONE QUERY
THE ANSWER IS CLEEEAAAR
Im mad that decent claymation like this is used to market such a shit product. Aardman has to suck dicks to get money for anything
Fewer, user.
They should put fewer logs on the fire.
It’s actually CGI designed to look like stop motion.
this made me hate black people
Why have Sprite commercials been so black for the past couple years?
Adding cranberry to soda is always great.
its hip
Market research I'd have to imagine
Future and rap artists like him have popularized Sprite as a mixer/chaser for liquor + whatever other shit they put in there to fuck them up. Sprite's noticed this, and has decided to make their marketing more focused upon black people.
Not saying it's smart, that's just their logic.
> using cgi to prevent actually putting any effort into something genuine
Sprite has always been more popular with black people, just like how Mountain Dew has always been more popular with white people, hence the rednecks-summong-Dale-Jr.-with-a-duck-call commercials.
>literally couldn't tell the difference
>chimp out about how bad it is once you find out
Lol
hey wait a second isnt summer literally the thirstiest time of the year
i aint gonna have no cold drink when its freezing inside who do these people think they are
haha stupid idiots
I'm guessing you'd say the same thing about the LEGO movies?
>implying CGI is an effortless endeavour and its not genuine.
Have a (You)
>Commercial comes on my TV
>Loving the faux stop-motion
>Loving DRAM vocals
>Suddenly famous basketball player with a sprite can
>mfw
Because rappers are the new rockstars.
>Not liking King James.
t. Lavar Ball
I actually thought this was his family, I assume some of them. But then I spotted one Hispanic guy, not one white person in the commercial. Interestingly seeing the model sheet shows two white people and also might be a Asian girl. So trying to spot them in the commercial I noticed the white woman, table A, is now black. The Asian girl with the hat, crowd A, it's hard to tell since she's pretty much out of focus and also lighting, but she looks kinda black. As for the white guy, couch Dude LF, well he doesn't appear on the couch. A black woman, crowd B, takes his place. I'm trying to figure out if he's in the crowd scene. for a split second next to the "Asian girl" you see the back right side of someone's head, but they have glasses, but the skin looks lighter, but also the white guy and black woman have the same positioned hair from that angle. If you'd put glasses on him he'd just look like a hipster. Still why some of these changes?
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>past couple
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Maybe they didn't look right when they were set up in the scenario, or perhaps the executives told the studio to not use those characters. But usually its the exec's fault; they live in the past, are out of touch with the market they are catering to and (understanably)don't trust the studios with the projects.
>make a commercial about a black family enjoying christmas
>use fucking monkey music
I'm black and this made me hate black people.
Same reason McDonald's has its own website for black customers. They know black people are more likely to be poor and that poor people consume more unhealthy food.
I think it's cuz it's clear so when they get free 'water' at fast food places, they can fill the see-through cups with Sprite and not get shit for it.
Fucking stormfags
Why is Lyndon B Johnson a tall black man?
Something about the commercial makes me kinda like it, even though I have no interest in the product.
If anything it'd be because of the lean meme that's been going around for a while and Sprite is one of the ingredients
Why have mountain dew commercials been so white since forever
I'm sure poor people wanna spend 8$ on a healthy organic Apple from whole foods but then how will they afford the 34$ grass fed free range milk? Blame the companies for making shit food cheap and good stuff expensive
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it's to listen to antichristmas song again
fucking sprite shills
I like it.
Purple Drank
Because it helps white "people" who want to "act black" better understand the connection that you throw the stuff in your lean cup.
haha
So, you mean all white people? Because, last I checked since the days of Robert Johnson and his guitar pop culture is basically just white people trying to be black and succeeding and failing to varying degrees.
This and the Alexa turn on Christmas ads are cancer. Plus that motherfucking chromenook ad
Commercials this month have been 10x worse than usual, even non-christmas ones.
>every Alexa ad
>Chromebook
>this sprite rap
>every ferdinand ad
>singing amazon packages
>the one where a woman's grocery bag busts and she cheers, and where the woman pours coffee on herself and makes high pitched happy noises
>the singing emoji iphone ad with the unicorn, cat, etc animals
>sad panda ad
and then you get ones exclusive to channels like that squidbillies christmas promo, and almost everything on nick and disney. the star wars ad that was something like
DONT
LET
ANYONE
SPOIL
THIS
was pretty bad too but was probably the lesser of the others
NOTHING CAN STOP ME IM ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
ALL THE WAY UP
>past couple of years
You guys are late as fuck.
>monkey music
I don't like trap music either, but what would you have preferred them to use? There's a high chance that whatever you pick was called similar things in the past.
>rednecks-summong-Dale-Jr.-with-a-duck-call commercials
LOOK AT THIS GUY'S HEAD
Akira is best boy
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Internal nut
>Cranberry Sprite
Same I'm more of a Halloween cunt now
>normies prefer shit hip hop to godtier metal
This truely is worst timeline
>Drinking shit like Sprite
>Drinking Mountain shit
>Drinking Dr.Shit
>Drinking Pepesi
>Drinking 7 shit
>Drinking Shitkist
>Drinking Monster shit
>Drinking Red shit
>Drinking Shiterade
>Drinking 5 hour shit
>Drinking Shit-Aide
>Drinking Hawaiian shit
>Drinking Minute shit
>Not drinking the best source of liquid since water and even that's shit
>water
>shit
Off yourself, consumer scum.
Pepsi is better than Coke.
Mr.Pibb is where it’s at
I came here to laugh at you.
It doesn't exist anymore. And don't say Pibb Xtra.
fat ass
I can't believe they're even racebending Lyndon Johnson now.
>literally snowing outside
>everyone sweating while wearing fuck huge Christmas jackets
>not just taking off the jackets
>not just turning down the fire
>having Lebron James kick down your door and force you to drink cranberry flavored sugar water
What kind of fever dream spawned this stupid shit?