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Zombies aren't good waifus.

a cuuUUUUUUUUUTE

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Fat!

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Is that a Brain-cupcake?

I don't get it.

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She's being a slut and seducing hunans.

He's the redneck from The Walking Dead who's real good at killing zombies. She wants to bone him.

It's Norman Reedus. She wants to fuck him, despite him being known for killing zombies.

the cyclops is cute.

OP, all of these are so cute, I'll have to pass you my medical bill for the diabetes I got from this thread
Thanks

Well, this certainly isn't the worst thing ever OP, thanks for showing us this

It's daryl from the walking dead and people find him hot. There's not much to the joke really.

It's not terrible, but it seems like 90% of the jokes are "dismemberment cuz zombie"

SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH

I got that she was trying to fuck but I guess the joke falls flat if you can't recognize the character.

You're waifu a shit.

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It's true though. They'll eat every man's brain from them.

Lucky for me, I don't have one.

But how can you not recognize the ugliest handsome man in Hollywood?

No user the joke just isn't good. I mean look at the replies no one is saying it's funny they're just explaining what the joke was.

Not really. He's identifiable as "generic ruggedly handsome zombie apocalypse protagonist."

>have no zombifu
>has no waifus at all
I may want to fuck a reanimated corpse but you sir are truly dead inside.

>tfw everyone around you is a filthy human
I just want to exist in a universe of 3-6 panel cleanly-drawn episodes featuring myself and my monster friends.

Cause women are sluts. And Zombies carry diseases.

>he doesn't want a qt zombie to suck his brain out of his penis
fag

It's pretty self explanatory.
I guess it's "enhanced" but ultimately the joke works without knowing who he is because ultimately the joke is she wants to bone because he's hot despite him being hardcore zombie slayer.
Doesn't Kylo Ren take that title now?
Also Bendydick.
There are a lot of famous ugly "hot" guys.

When I read the title I thought the joke was going to be that wolfman's instincts kicked in and he buried her.

>ugly guys are hot now
Damn my handsome features.

I thought the zombie fad had played itself out, even for normies, by now.

You are really gay, user

Fuck your shitty ass Arrowverse.
Give me more Zombfu, CW.

>>ugly guys are hot now
Only when they're famous.

You still have some diehards who don't mind kicking a dead horse.

Hot guys are still hot too.
You're just ugly but without that jennysayquat

wrong

But this is less about 'zombies' and more about a zombie and half a dozen more monster archetypes living in a modern, civilized settling.

My grandma thinks I'm handsome ;_;

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My grandma doesn't

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Is the skeleton character male or female?

Guy, did you see his huge boner?

Given they were pretending to be a guy with their fake ID I guess a guy.

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He shaved

I want vampire be my girl friend and to give me love bites

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>zombie in the second panel

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Blood-suckers, user.

I want Blood-sucker be my girl friend and to give me love bites

My dick is full of blood so checkmate.

I can relate to how much this pisses me off

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wait, so do all "horror" people use the same bathroom no matter the gender?!

>Hates her smell
He's /ourguy/

>that vampire

>tfw no smelly, rotting gf to go out with

No that Bathroom is specifically for the living dead.

Did you just assumed the gender of that mummy, user?
Shame on you, what tells you that it's not a really flat she?

That's why you always buy shit with proper dimensional descriptions.
I guess the dead.
It makes sense since a lot are probably just rotting holes...wait that doesn't make sense because why would a corpse need to shit?
Either way I doubt the living would want to deal with the horrible shit a mummy or zombie needs a bathroom for.

This comic is cute but I can't help but read the title as ZOMBOCOM

She must be a girl because she's a mummy.
>I'll see myself out

I love this

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Why would a ghost buy a ghost-baseball-mitt?

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Maybe its the Ghost of a Baseball Mitt.

>Shaving that awesome mustache

...when did the skelly got out of the closet, I wonder.

New she's a slut.

Are ghosts tangible to other ghosts?

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See, THIS is how you do inoffensive comedy comics. Give it a good hook premise, keep it simple and apolitical, have actual jokes that stand on their own and aren't refferential, have art that's simple but not offensively bauhaus, and even throw in a qt waifu. Boom, success.

>New
Knew*

She's really cute when she's mad.

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Right? Fuck, man.

Guess I'll be cutting pumpkins next Halloween.

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>Slimegirl
The waifus keep on coming.

The ghost of Bob.

I like how they didn't have him run like a dog. It honestly makes the joke funnier.

i want to come inside the zombie

Now I'm hoping for a lamia.

Damn

THAT'S HOW YOU GET THE ANTI-CHRIST!

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OH GOD THAT FISH GIRL

>Triangle Head guy
is that a Silent Hill reference?

>short hair
>pale
>vaguely asian
Best girl