>A 19-year-old is adamant that she’s about to give birth to baby Jesus – even though numerous pregnancy tests and doctors have concluded that she is not pregnant.
I think God has blessed us with the second coming of Jesus after Trump's magnificent victory. I can't wait until she squirts it out! Kek be with her!
Asher Bell
She's just chub desu desu senpais
Alexander Moore
idk, she sounds pretty convincing. I'm sure Mary's friends and relatives were skeptical with Jesus.
Cameron Powell
shes just T H I C C
Benjamin Perry
would fug/10
Gabriel Cox
>tfw it's a Mexican dude names Jesus
Jaxson White
>dr phil
Parker Powell
So... is she pregnant? Or is she just fat?
Brandon Hernandez
Im ready for black jesus.
Jose Green
>mother of Jesus being a cunt to her parents What is Immaculate Conception? Not muh Mary
David Gutierrez
...
Eli Adams
What a nutjob
Luke Scott
Off topic but would Joseph be considered a cuck?
Cooper Russell
She's just fat and in denial.
Justin Miller
Probably a really good fuck.
Hunter Wilson
underrated
John Sanders
dumb
Kevin Johnson
It's just a hysterical pregnancy.
Oliver Cook
BROWNED
Luis Ward
>tattoo
a degenerate can't be the mother of our lord and savior
that said, reminds me of Ariel Winter that's taco i wouldn't mind stuffing
Jason Miller
i want to watch the whole thing now link?
Alexander Sullivan
Is it wrong if I hope it's a fast-growing inoperable tumor?
Jonathan Lewis
The way she says "pregnet" infuriates me. Fucking uneducated white trash.
Grayson Morgan
Just gonna wind up being spiders
Wyatt Hill
I think so, but I'd be honored to raise God's only begotten son
Jace Collins
I think if you cut out her vocal cords and the tumor growing on her stomach she'd be a great fuck.
Grayson Young
This is exactly what is wrong with the world. Treat your baby like its the most special thing to ever hit the world. And you will surely end up with an entitled liberal child like the ones throwing a fit on the US streets right now.