Teen Says She’s Pregnant With Baby Jesus

youtube.com/watch?v=eT4P6bd7A80

>A 19-year-old is adamant that she’s about to give birth to baby Jesus – even though numerous pregnancy tests and doctors have concluded that she is not pregnant.

I think God has blessed us with the second coming of Jesus after Trump's magnificent victory. I can't wait until she squirts it out! Kek be with her!

She's just chub desu desu senpais

idk, she sounds pretty convincing. I'm sure Mary's friends and relatives were skeptical with Jesus.

shes just
T H I C C

would fug/10

>tfw it's a Mexican dude names Jesus

>dr phil

So... is she pregnant? Or is she just fat?

Im ready for black jesus.

>mother of Jesus being a cunt to her parents
What is Immaculate Conception?
Not muh Mary

...

What a nutjob

Off topic but would Joseph be considered a cuck?

She's just fat and in denial.

Probably a really good fuck.

underrated

dumb

It's just a hysterical pregnancy.

BROWNED

>tattoo

a degenerate can't be the mother of our lord and savior

that said, reminds me of Ariel Winter
that's taco i wouldn't mind stuffing

i want to watch the whole thing now link?

Is it wrong if I hope it's a fast-growing inoperable tumor?

The way she says "pregnet" infuriates me. Fucking uneducated white trash.

Just gonna wind up being spiders

I think so, but I'd be honored to raise God's only begotten son

I think if you cut out her vocal cords and the tumor growing on her stomach she'd be a great fuck.

This is exactly what is wrong with the world.
Treat your baby like its the most special thing to ever hit the world.
And you will surely end up with an entitled liberal child like the ones throwing a fit on the US streets right now.