ITT: We give Marvel heroes actual day jobs

They need to stop living expensive lives using the money of taxpayers.

I'll start. Steve Rogers = Police officer.

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I like this marvel what if he was a pilot or something because he flies. or maybe a cop because he's a space cop

>Steve Rogers = Police officer.
Using a fire hose to put out a matchstick.

propane salesman

He doesn't have a prop0er education to do anything better than that.

And she'd make the best one around

Steve is an artist. He had a job drawing Captain America comics.

He already was. Read more comics.

Bring this back.

He's a comic book artist.

She'll never be satisfied until she gets that job, they might as well give it her.

you really think so?

Wasn't Steve a comic artist?

She'd also make a better prostitute

Prisoner.

Republican President

Prositute

Space Cop. Which begs the question, do they get paid?

Firefighter.

>They need to stop living expensive lives using the money of taxpayers.
>police officer

how do you think cops get paid?

>just a prostitute
she's WAY too cute for that, she'd have to be a high class escort.

Gold digger.

reminder that king of the hill is canon to marvel.
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Muck Farvel.

I have always wondered if Green lanterns get paid, or if they just get a sweet piece of jewelry.

expensive lives

You fucking retarded? You have to spend money in order to protect people. Do you think Counter-terrorism would be capable of doing what they are doing without funding? The FBI doing what they are doing without funding? The Police department doing what they are doing without funding?


Police officers need to stop living expensive lives using the money of the taxpayers. Take away their cars, their weapons, bullet proof vest, helicopter, computers, internet and etc. Those are luxuries that they can live without. Oh no, Hydra is about to launch a nuke into NY from Germany, better start running and swimming now if you ever hope to stop it Captain America. We can't have you using the latest quintjet since it will be paid for by the taxpayers.

I ain't seeing DC heroes expending taxpayers money. They all have jobs.

>Elementary School Teaching Assistant
She reminds me of some of the young women who would come into my elementary school classes and help out, or run a class for 1 hour or so. Usually the TAs were just someone's mom, and that was pretty lame. But sometimes it was a hot college aged woman with a lot of charisma and energy. I don't know why they were there though. I think they wanted to work with kids, but couldn't get their teaching credential. Maybe it was for college credit? Usually they would do something art related with us. Although, on more than one occasion, other kids told me that it was Judge mandated community service.

>Comic Artist/online artist
>Secret Sup Forums drawfag
>Yes, he did your lewd request

>Green Lanterns get paid amazingly
>Unfortunately for all human lanterns it's in a Galactic currency not used on earth

Well, at least there's space prostitutes.

Peter Parker = High School Teacher (hey, it even keeps him poor) alternatively 'modernize' his photography thing into a News Cameraman or Video-editing for a network. (not as easy as rigging up a few shots of Spidey but it does mean a legit day-job)

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I'm not paying a penny over 1200$ to ravage her fat ass

You seem to forget it was marvels people that wanted the hero's under their thumb.

what's stopping a Human GL living on an alien planet

The standard package is $1500 for a dinner date plus night in a hotel room; $100 more if you don't have transportation. Condoms included and mandatory.

If I had to guess, comfort.

>it was a hot college aged woman with a lot of charisma
I know that feel
>elementary daycare and I cut my arm playing by a tree
>new girl freaks the fuck out and rushes me to the employee bathroom to clean me up
>after she relaxes she told me to turn around
>turns out she had to pee
>turn back around for some reason and stare that monster straight in the face
Pretty sure my memory of that is mostly gone to shit after all these years but its still there. Cant attest to how hot she was but she had a lot of tattoos so she was probably a slut

$1500 + dinner + hotel

That’s easily $2000+ for a hook up with an attractive woman. That’s stupid.

I guess I can prostitute myself for the extra cash

Full time college student that does numerous odd jobs, like working at a Gas Station
What kind of expensive ass escorts are you people hanging out with?

>Implying you can get $10

She brokered a deal with the dinner and hotel, that's the combination cost.

You pay more for the quality.

Internet says rich guys have paid in the tens of thousands for whores

I would settle for 5. Now I just gotta do that a few more times

Child Care

$1500 for packaged deal? That’s not bad but still unless you’re rich AF, you can achieve the same thing for free. Just use your hand.

My hand doesn't talk to me and make me feel special. I forget where the fuck I watched a documentary on high class whores but a lot of their testimony is they're paid to stroke their John's ego before they stroke his dick. It wasn't all of them but and underlying theme of rich fucks that wanted to feel appreciated by hot women. 30% was fetish shit,20% was straight sex and like 48% was rich guy ego stroking

Maybe it’s just me but I hate having my ego stroked.

Gambit-chef

Yeah he used to be an freelance illustrator and he actually enjoyed it because it was his dream job.

He already had a day job

I thought Miles and Silk should work at Daily Bugle with each other. It will be kind of like Betty and Peter thing.

Hawkeye should run a fun park, I know it sounds crazy. But, I thought it will be cute for Hawkeye to work on a fun park for kids.

Sandman should be social worker

Magneto should be constructed worker for some weird reason. I think some mutants should get jobs.

I just can't see Gwen as a prostitute, she would be too much of a sperg to deal with clients. Now, as a camwhore who only needs to interact with people over the internet...

>Cap
>republican
how fucking new are you?

In the Republic serials in the 1940s, Cap was a District Attorney for a living when he wasn’t Cap.

And before the you asked, no he did not have the super strength serum nor did he fight in World War 2.

>implying Gambit is actually French
I hope you really like jambalaya

Why can't GLs buy something with the money and sell it on earth?

>taxpayer

but the vast majority are able to live on gifted money from their billionaire friends, who are generally not taxpayers

eg the Avengers, the JL, the X-Men all benefit from having literal billionaires on the team

more to the point Steve Rogers was in the US Army and is therefore a veteran in receipt of pay and pension, defense of the realm by means of a standing armed force being an explicitly sanctioned use of federal taxation unless you live on powdered eggs in a shack, Cliven

but OK you try telling veterans that they have to keep working for their cripple money and for the pensions they paid into from their own earnings

see where that gets you

Pyro had a real job. He wrote romance novels. He would be a YA author is he were alive.

Also, he was as gay as Northstar (just never came out)

Hydra wouldn't do that, they're all too busy with their day jobs