Calexit

I'm worried about this.

Left wingers are violent crybabies, and California si full of them. Their politicians are violent crybabies. Calexit will be attempted. Those far left protestors we see on the streets in California will be guerilla fighters tomorrow. I fear that Californian rebels and politicians will try to leave the union. I fear we will have a California war
Weapons will seep through Baja California, California, along with Oregon and Washington could form their own nation and ignite civil war

Silicon valley investors are already talking about it. Majority of Californians want it. If it happens violently then we will have a real haooening on our hands and the great meme war will become an actual war

Ha. Good luck with that. The messkins will eat yall alive. Or go back to Mexico, then they will actually have to work. Haha haha hahaha ha

Overreacting.

Don't. 55 electoral college votes and 53 house of representative votes are things that the Democratic party will never let slip away from them. The Democrats will be fighting to keep California in the union as much as possible.

A state Assemblyman is looking into it

I can't wait for trump to utter the words "we will crush this rebellion"

Calexit or not, one way to break California's electoral kneecaps is the State of Jefferson. We're going to need national support to pull it off.

Nice try CTR straggler.

Not going to happen. It is economically and politically impossible.

CA depends on the rest of the union. The majority of CA isn't so keen on the idea of secession.

It just a vocal, but tiny minority of losers and ass-pained babies who have no idea how the real world works crying for this.

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You're forgetting to realize that the majority of California are cry babies

It could happen

Texit was a thing but that was an ironic meme for boomers

I would love to gun down Liberals in a civil war. Sign me the fuck up for that timeline

Kek
As soon as they get the hose they will run home. Lefties are cowards, if they start a riot it will be over very quickly.

If singles Calexit will just be a meme (at least for now)

That would hardly accomplish shit. Have you ever been in that region? 12 people probably live there, tops. That would remove like 3 or 4 electoral points at most.

Also, I'm from California.
Also, dealwithit.

I can certainly imagine Berkeley, UCLA and UCSD becoming training grounds for militants.

Oregon does not want to secede, Hill only won by like 100k and that is from Portland/

Mexico can have it back. Build wall around California

Born and raised there.
Enjoy your water while it lasts.

We Oregonians art more conservative than you might think. Sure, our elections are primarily Democratic, but when you get to the counties, the suburbs, in areas like Springfield, Medford, and especially places like Bend and Coburg, you will find our soft spots for things like the NRA, God, and your traditional family values. We also share an intense hatred of sales tax alongside New Jersey.

Good luck with that. Enjoy your Mexicans and no water supply.

I'm from California and I voted for Trump.
Fuckers care about States Rights NOW? Get the FUCK out of here.

Why would anyone want to leave the Roman empire just to become a fish in an ocean?

we dominate technology and really the only economy left. We'll turn ocean water into drinking water if we have to. You need us more than we need you.

I want this to happen, just so I can watch it fall under Socialism. All the white people and business fleeing east and the agricultural industries falling apart would be glorious.

Nah, it is a vocal minority that want "secession" (a.k.a ass-pained sore losers from 2016 Election). The majority of CA either don't care enough to fuss over it (most are here) or know that the opportunity cost isn't worth it.

America would implode of California left.

It's a wonder why they stay. Red states do nothing but steal Cali's money and disproportionately have a say in governance.

This gained a little traction shortly after Brexit. I saw a few leftist claiming conservative rural America was holding California back from its true potential of becoming Elysium or something.

>entirely dependant on other states for its water supply

good luck with that

This I live in bend and the sea of trump signs warmed my heart

drink some bullets, faggot

so we have blown past denial and anger and have entered into bargaining in 24 hours?

the stages of grief are running fast with liberal tears flowing. soon the depression and suicides begin

fucking save my state pol

FUCKING SAVE US

SAVE US KEK

You get tired quick when you're either rioting or hysterically sobbing in the bathtub.

Want a bunch of hogwash.

CA's economy is interdependent with the rest of the union.

This isn't the 1700s and early 1800s boy. CA will fall apart if it left while the rest of the union will suffer a short-term economical impact but would recover from it.

CA isn't the center of the fucking world or USA. Get over yourselves.

Cali not self sufficient. They're not going anywhere.

Please do it.

1. They'll run out of water.
2. NorCal and SoCal will get sick of carrying niggersville central California and want to split as well.
3. The U.S. will never elect another democrat again without California.
4. They'll stop transplanted to successful conservative states and ruining them with liberalism.

Our economy is constantly interfered with by your legislature and strangled by regulation.
Our streets are filled with your convicts thanks to AB 109.

Losing Silicon Valley and Hollywood is icing on the cake of freedom.

its time to gtfo out of cali. you really think these leftwing faggots pay taxes? they will run out of funds in like a month and beg for aid, but it will be too late. we will have a wall blocking passage into cali

quit trying to force this meme. California is the greatest state and we don't want to leave.

Midwest here. Thank you for taking in all of our hippy-wannabe degenerates. I actually feel sort of bad for you guys. Pic related

GTFO Californa
..don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you...the faster those fucks leave the better.

Fellow Califags the kek has demanded we should be spies

California gets 55% of their water from Arizona alone. They also get 60% of their power from Arizona. Meanwhile they're experiencing a drought and agriculture is a huge part of their economy. They'd be out of a job, out of water, out of power, and bleached bones in the desert within a week if they tried it.

Caliexit??? how many libtard neighbors do i have to kill to stay in the us?

you forgot #5

they will sell themselves back to mexico where they will be raped by drug cartels for fun because thats the tolerant thing to do

stay mad, poorfag with your shit blue collar jobs you're praying will come back. Good luck with that, it's not happening.

>Donald twump will make amewica gwate again
>he's gonna bwing back muh manufactshuwing jawb

Hahaha faggot. That's pathetic. The Midwest is fucking doomed and worthless. The South HAS been worthless since slavery ended.

then why you commies keep bitching at Colorado to let you have their water? Good luck making water dickbags

If California leaves, the states will be red for decades.
Plus, the US could sell Cali the water it needs at pretty much any price.

How do we ensure that Calexit happens?

>Those far left protestors we see on the streets in California will be guerilla fighters tomorrow.

lmao nice1 m8

Guys I'm fucking scared I don't have a gun I don't want to have this

What do I do, I'm stuck here in California

Can't be a guerrilla fighter without a gun :^)

CA has no water. Los Angeles is the capital of the USA to foreigners, along with New York. We're in crippling debt.

Good fucking luck libcucks.

Mexico has plenty of water - Without the leftist states all the U.S represents is a place called dumbfuckistan.

Yeah, has nothing to do with the fact that you faggots offer nothing anymore because you got too complacent with your coal working and manufacturing jobs instead of providing something new or changing with the times.

>Those far left protestors we see on the streets in California will be guerilla fighters tomorrow.
Those gorilla fighters are going to be mowed down like Harambe.

funny cuz they were laughing at texas a few years ago for wanting to leave because obama...

they wont do it tho, they dont have the will to actually fight, they are just sore buttblasted losers who will cry for a few more days until they realize nothing will really change

dont worry about cali trying something like that, they are simply too pussified

>b-but you need us too
No they don't. If California left they wouldn't have to be told how to live by your shitty flyover states and wouldn't have to pay you welfare money. You would collapse and they would have a golden age. The trade deficit between between California and your shitty states would also be in California's favor because they are better point to bring in cheap Chinese crap than shipping it all the way around the Panama Canal.

DO IT FAGGOT.

We will build a wall around the Kern County to keep democrats and Stay part of USA.

We are number one oil producing in the state, We have plenty of water from groundwater, We are the largest almond farming, and cattle ranch too.

We have our own power plants in Elk Hills and outskirt Taft. We will be self-sufficient.

Kern County is also one of easiest to get CCW permit and always red in every election for many decades.

>The South HAS been worthless since slavery ended.

sounds like we need to bring it back then

I'm okay with this.

Let CA leave, idgaf. They can call it Safespaceistan and every crybaby liberal who needs a special word made up for their sexual disorder or mental condition can go there and bask in xir or xers position as a special snowflake.

We'll even be able to import bulls there for all the cucks, so it gives the US more trade opportunities.

It's pretty clear that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Between the timber industry and the green triangle we have enough to keep the local economy going.

I live right in the middle of the coast and I can only hope that the dumb fucks in this state attempt this. California is broke as fuck, has no water, is half-full of Mexicans, and the amount of white flight that will occur either up north into WA/ OR or to Colorado will be monumental.

Northern California is a nice enough place, shame about the rest of the state. Oh well, don't let the door hit you on the way out guys.

to keep democrats out.

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Let's see if latinos agree on this, after all they came in expecting to live in the US, not on the independent republic of commiefornia

good luck with that, so much inbreeding that all you have left is a bunch of Juggalos and stupid niggers.

How's that dopamine?

I hate to kill your buzz, but it's not gonna happen. Grow up.

Let the commies secede so we can fucking demolish them in a war.

California is the least American state in the Union and all it does is hold us back.

You realize that tech industry has been moving away from CA in last decade or so? They are going elsewhere in the USA or globally. (Blame your high tax rates)

Hollywood has been dying and I wouldn't be too surprised that it be a former shell of itself around 2020-2030. Secession would accelerate the process.

Your agriculture can be easily replicated elsewhere in the country. The only reason that got so big in CA is because of illegal immigration (cheap labor) and idiotic state-level polices (the primary cause for your "droughts").

Trashy is not classy

Never gonna happen.

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Lets say they have a sufficient self sustaining economy (which they do) to succeed.

A succession will not be mutual and they would only border their newest biggest enemy.

They might not even get protection, so they would need to build their own militia. Not based on the us military because you can bet out of spite the federal government would remove all military and equipment.

Bordering the ocean gives it's own host of problems.

There's just no way. Just as insane as the Texas succession.

Cali fags btfo forever

The cartels would view this as a renewed playground.

why? let them.

they might have the highest revenue of any state, but they also cost the most of any state, and have the highest debt of any state. any money they bring into the economy gets washed right back down their particular drain.

Sure they have agricultural exports, but they are also the biggest agricultural consumer.

their companies are increasingly uninspired and the "startup" boom has definitely passed it's peak, the "Big 3" Silicon Valley companies are all now multinationals anyway and only have very small percentage of ops remaining in California proper, and the idea of california as the "smartest state" is largely false, given that what brains they have are entirely improted from other states and countries.

If they split off, they'll sink hard, an all of those smart people they were draining from elsewhere will find new places to go. Texas, for example. their economy will find negotiating difficult without the auspices of the federal gov't, their debts will no longer be backed by the US, and a whole shitload of chickens will come home to roost.

As for the rest of us? crime in the US proper will drop dramatically, making the remaining US one of the safest countries on earth. Federal spending will drop considerably, opening up funding for other states. economies elsewhere in the US will have a chance to grow and flourish.

so basically fuck em. let them leave.

We have google, apple, and microsoft. We'll cut you faggots off. Good luck googling how to google shit without google.

Eat a bag of dicks carpet bagger

>He actually wants a liberal cesspool to stay a part of this country.
Fuck off I want them to leave. Let them. Fuck them fuck their bullshit fuck Hollywood. Get out California we don't fucking want you.

we know this wont happen, but boy wouldnt it be fun?

Gunning down faggy SJW's who forget that bullets dont respect their safe spaces

Yes most calfags are violent fucking crybabies, but they are also massively incompetent. Best case scenario for them is that they stage protests in Oakland, SF, LA, and universities demanding the state government do calexit for them. A few things will be set on fire and traffic will be blocked temporally. More likely the hashtag dies in less than a week.

t. Norcal user who voted 3rd party

>sour grapes

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California leaving is good new for the rest of the nation. Literally a designated foncentration camp for cucks.

t. Arizona

>implying that most of natural resources and labor don't come outside your state borders

>implying that Portland and Seattle aren't major west coast ports

>implying that most of economy depends rest of the union

Again this isn't 1700s and 1800s anymore. The days of states secession from the union are over. The only time will ever happen is if USA government completely collapses but at that point you have much bigger problems.

Smash or pass?

> microsoft is mostly in washington
> what is duckduckgo

checked

Praise lord Kek.

Fuck man, just how annoying can cry baby pussies from NorCal be. The shitty thing is that they have way more influence in politics than SoCal. Fuck these guys, let me enjoy the new regime under Emperor Trump.

SoCal bros hold firm!

America would never let all their naval and military instalations in Cali go. There would be blood.

Also, America has no 'Article 50' to leave the US like Britain had. It would NEED to be a military coup and it would NEED to be able to withstand the combined might of the rest of America.

Impossible, Impossible, Impossible.

i almost hope california tries it. this state is so liberal it'll just implode in on itself from all the debt its in. hope this state burns to the god damn ground with all the Libtards in it.

We will use this to our advantage.

We should expel them first. After we're done with that, the Dems will never win another election and we'll MAGA forever!

Texas has supplanted California as the new silicon valley. There is nothing to worry about. You should worry if Texas decides to leave.

Liberal as fuck Washington and Oregon, we'll take with us or have very great trade policies with. There's no way they'd wanna stay with Dumbfuckistan. New York City will probably come with us too even though we'll be so separated.

States can't secede.

Pass, I don't want an incurable STD

>We'll turn ocean water into drinking water if we have to.
That requires either A. Lots of land for evaporation plants or B. Lots of energy for boiling plants
You have neither.
While it'd be great if we could get Fusion technology working to the extent that you could get ocean water, boil it, extract the Deuterium, and fuse it, to get enough energy to covering the boiling,
that's still a good 20 years off.

WARNING: Dont take Calexit if you have a history of heart disease, stroke or are currently taking other drugs. Side effects include liberal tears, thinly veiled misandry and refusal to accept the democratic process.

Damnit, wrong thread.

You realize that Google has move its assets around the country and the world? It could easily relocate its HQ elsewhere. It is the same thing with Apple and a number of other major tech companies.

Microsoft is actually based in Washington not in California.

>deluded CA-fag doesn't understand that his state "importance" has been diminishing over the years.

They can, we're just not obligated to take them back.