Confess your sins, Sup Forums, so Father Hulk may SMASH them

Confess your sins, Sup Forums, so Father Hulk may SMASH them.

I accidentally stole a copy of the first trade of Tokyo Ghost from my LCS at a signing with Murphy

When I was in highschool and about to move out of the country, I messaged 90% of the cheerleaders on AOL and told them how bad I'd fuck them. Then when their pissed off boyfriends messaged me and told me they were going to kick my ass, I acted like I had no idea what they were talking about and logged off.

I for one welcome our Mouse overlord

When messengers first came out, I didn't know people could read messages sent to them offline when they logged in. I've made things awkward between me and my crushes

i've watched all episodes of ultimate spider-man and avengers assemble.

I unironically love the Jungle Book Zenescope comic. It was super fun.

I did not care for the godfather

i really want to see wakfu s3, gravity falls, star vs and many others but i cant sit and watch a serie anymore
barely can watch a movie, i get anxious and bored

also i only want to learn to draw to do my own porn

>I pirate most cartoons, movies and comics I enjoy, and its not even cause I can't afford it, I just don't like spending money on something I might possibly hate.
>Even when I do buy the thing and own it legally, I'll probably still pirate it just cause it's too convenient and easy.
>I like fat and weight gain art.
>Like A LOT.
>I've probably jerked off to porn of children's cartoons more than I have to porn with actual people.
>I'm a huge film and animation buff, and I've never seen a Ralph Bakshi film in my life.
>I think John K. is a talentless hack.
>I never liked Bob's Burgers. I love Bob and Linda and all their friends, but I find the kids obnoxious and annoying, and they just ruin the show for me.
>There's still a lot of newgrounds era animation and (probably) bad youtube cartoons I can't help but enjoy.
There's a lot more but I don't wanna be here all day.

>John K. is a talentless hack
He isn't talentless. His perfectionism and personality is the problem.

I give my honest opinions about things and Sup Forums thinks im shitposting

No, no, no.
We just think your opinions are shit.
Totally different.

When the artists I commission to do porn don’t post the pics on their public galleries, I use that as justification for hoarding the pics and only releasing little portions of them online to tease people with.

>never seen a bakshi film

You are irredeemable

But no seriously go watch one for Christ sake

>I've probably jerked off to porn of children's cartoons more than I have to porn with actual people.
In the same exact boat, friend

you monster

I love MoS and BvS is one of my favorite movies
I write shipping fanfiction. I've gotten into shows for the shipping and have written fics for shows I haven't seen.
I like Toy Story 1 but dislike everything else Pixar has ever made. I found The Incredibles absolutely dreadful in every respect and I have no idea how it has such a following.
I'm a massive waifufag.
I found Force Awakens and Rogue 1 passable but thought Last Jedi was abject garbage and the worst film in the franchise
I find rule 34 absolutely disgusting and physically painful to look at. Same with porn, but in a different way.
When I was a kid, I used to write Power Rangers and Justice League fanfics in which my dad was the main villain because he used to sexually abuse me

I find 2D porn better than real porn. Im at the point where real porn doesnt even faze me. Save me hulk.

>I'm a massive waifufag.
>I found Force Awakens and Rogue 1 passable but thought Last Jedi was abject garbage and the worst film in the franchise
Greetings fellow user of good taste
>I find rule 34 absolutely disgusting and physically painful to look at. Same with porn, but in a different way.
But how can you hate rule 34 if your a waifu fag?
>When I was a kid, I used to write Power Rangers and Justice League fanfics in which my dad was the main villain because he used to sexually abuse me
Oh.....

isn't most of Sup Forums?

besides rl porn mostly sucks ass
it just feels so fake it's a huge turnoff for me
Once tho i came upon a virgin defloration video where the guy mostly just sat there without moving and the girl did all the job.
She moaned like an animal in heat, her voice started cracking mid-video and in the end she started breathing heavily while giggling.
So now fake porn turns me off even less.

it's on pornhub but i'm afraid to share it because i'm afraid it may be underage based on the blatant title of the video and the proportions of the girl, despite them being a verified user anyways.

I'm a 23 year old waifu fag of 3 years now, sometimes I see her in lucid dreams and it brings me genuine joy, also I unironically enjoy modern cartoons and anime, over say stuff like reality tv or sports. I can't spank it to 3D woman porn anymore and have so many fetishes I can't count them, thanks guys really. I also enjoy cutesy shit like mlp and slime rancher when I feel sad.

>But how can you hate rule 34 if your a waifu fag?
Waifus live in your heart. Not your boner.

>Waifus live in your heart. Not your boner.
Thats what you think

>I'm a 23 year old waifu fag of 3 years now
Get on my level faggot. Ive been waifuing cartoons ever since MLAATR first aired and i got a kid boner from jenny.
>also I unironically enjoy modern cartoons and anime
Yeah, ive never watched much live action either.

Do you really think because you jerk off to her that makes her a waifu?

I often confuse Swamp-Thing and Man-Thing.

Its more then that user. Jerking off is just part of the bigger picture.

AND you have multiple waifus? You belong in this thread, friend.

jesus christ this post is a mess, why do i get brain farts like these?
jesus fuck

>Big dad Gaz
>Jenny
My nigga.

I felt the same way until I found the good stuff. It's still 75% in the favour of Sup Forums but good rl stuff is out there.

I still love normal gaz because thats who i fell in love with, but i felt appropriate ro use a bigdad image considering how many loads ive spilled to that version over the ywars

Yeah, I identified to closely with normal gaz when I was younger, love her comic book version too, yeah I like alot of her stick art designs, but something biological likes thicc so hey.
I'll have to build a waifu chart at some point.

I fap to both versions. Any version of gaz is fuckable.

I watched Rick and Morty before I watched Back to the Future.
I like both.

I'm 25 and have had wet dreams about two of my co-workers who have boyfriends and try really hard not to let them know I would fuck them like a primal beast.

My co workers and I are all managers at a McDonalds. I don't know why that's relevant but being 25 makes it very uncomfortable to be around attractive teenage girls. The youngest I'd realistically go for is 19, which is the age of one of my aforementioned co-managers.

Oh, right, this is Sup Forums. I guess my sin has to be Sup Forums related.

I realistically don't give a shit about a lot of cartoons made after...2007? I also don't read comic books and really enjoy superhero films. I look at wikipedia to do research for the story lines superhero films are based on so I feel like the smartest guy in the room when someone asks who a certain character is.

I loved rick and morty before season 3 was shit. I saw it when it premiered back in 2013. I still love the first two season, but i hate the fanbase, the cancerous hate base who false flags and posts ironic pickle rick memes because their triggerd that their gods fake, and the fact that the writers are now inexperianced shits who only got a job for having a vagina and ricks now an intolerable mary sue. Fuck dan harmon, the show would be better off if it was just roiland shiving in his autism and weirdness into the show, you know the elelments everyone with taste actually likes.

>I look at wikipedia to do research for the story lines superhero films are based on so I feel like the smartest guy in the room when someone asks who a certain character is.
how do you think i learned about comics. I know more about different characters this way because i mostly read alternative shit, batman, or judge dredd

The porn industry is a cesspit of drugs disease and abuse. Drawn porn is objectively more moral.

I liked tlj

I don't think he's THAT strong.

I liked the dc cw shows when I first watched them 1 or 2 years later I understood how much they suck and I read a lot of comics online without paying shit.

it's possible to have such shit opinions that people don't honestly believe you.

jesus christ user i haven't seen this level of degeneracy since someone asked for rule34 of Yotsuba.

I don't have a waifu, in part due to the fact that I know none of the girls that I have the hots for will be real and because I don't see why you should obses yourself over something like this. More power to those that can still tell the difference between fiction and reality, do. We need more like them and less tulpafags.

I don't read comics anymore (as if I read many of them before), I've fallen off of modern cartoons lately. R34 can be fun, but it sometimes turns into to much of a cringefest for me.

i have called off dates because i would rather stay home and draw porn or just sleep. I want a girlfriend but i dont want to talk to someone all day and would rather just do watever i want

What if Jesse Moynihan started boarding Rick and Morty?

Then the show would stand a chance of being actually good.

Fool, a waifu is for tender loving, not raunchy primate-tier sex.

I'm one of those pricks who scoffs at capeshit because it's stupid and hackneyed. Even though I love Costa's Venom for being a return to fun storytelling.

I'm a little disheartened America will be cancelled. It and Gabby became such a riot to make fun of.

I think war comics are immeasurably boring.

I like black women so much I made a joke post for which a (black?) moderator decided to ban me stating completely false reasons.

I liked The Last Jedi and am genuinely confused as to why everyone else seems to hate it. I though Rogue One was worse than the prequels. I dislike the Clone Wars, never seen Rebels, and adore the Genndy version. Jar jar isn't as bad as everyone says, though he isn't good in any regard.

>I liked The Last Jedi and am genuinely confused as to why everyone else seems to hate it.
How does it feel knowing youd be better off dead?

Meh, its just a movie dude. I thought it was fun and I had a good time.

>I can't stand comic books, 99% of them are unappealing to me because of the lack of a single artist and a single vision for the beginning middle and end of a character. Only stuff like Sandman interests me.
>I cannot stand calarts/tumblr/bauhaus style, it makes me angry to look at it, as a result, I don't watch airing cartoons
>almost all digital era animation looks like shit and it makes me angry to see what has become
>I was a ponyfaggot in 2010
>i've been wanting to learn how to draw but I keep giving up

Father, I have sinned. I watched a mcu movie. Not in theaters of course, but still. How can God forgive me?

>HULK SAY DEPEND ON MOVIE

>I actually like reading fanfiction of a ship I like
>I crossover stupid shit like Svtfoe and Generation Kill

What's the title?

I do the same thing. I even write stupid crossover shit but I don't post it anywhere.

I thought this was the Shrek church.

I would write stupid crossover shit if I had any confidence in my writing

>Father, I have sinned.
I draw power girl porn

I've squandered every resource and opportunity available to me, and will continue to do so until I die, which I will do alone and poor despite a caring family and group of friends who doggedly continue to communicate with me.

When I was a teenager, I would steal my younger sister's stuffed animals, fill a set of my spare clothes with them, and make-out with the resulting squishy mannequin. Appropriately, I am now a veteran "wizard" with no intention of ever having sex nor any form of relationship despite being sexually attracted to normal, adult women and being both socially acceptable and moderately attractive. This can be attributed to a mixture of laziness, anxiety, and embarrassment.

I spend the entirety of my free time masturbating to drawn porn (furry, sizeplay, weight gain, any a cocktail of other fetishes), grinding in video games I don't strongly enjoy, making half-hearted game mods through an old version of Photoshop and minor scripting experience, fantasizing about a romanticized version of my own death, or sleeping. I've only half-finished Wander Over Yonder despite it being my favorite cartoon of the past decade, which should show my dedication. The only comic I've purchased in the past five years was a trade of North's Squirrel Girl because I remembered liking the old GLA stuff. Art aside... it was alright, I guess. The last one I remember enjoying was pre-Claremont Exiles. And yet, I continue to waste entire days here on Sup Forums.

I unironically enjoyed Lolirock even though I know it's not that great
if you see Talia in the Sup Forums or /aco/ drawthread chances are that's mine
even wrote the first chapter to a shitty fanfic that I might go delete later

I secretly pray Papa Mouse buys DC

I only like cartoon and games with female protagonist to the point of likeing korra and rey over other better shows

i also plan to make a wepcomic or game with female protagonist

...

I agree with you on star wars and the snyder films, but respectfully disagree with you on Pixar.

I love Incredibles, Wall-E, ratatouille and UP. I actually really hate the Toy Story series

I draw erotic fanart, primarily Steven Universe characters, but I've also started drawing Star Wars character, like Ahsoka Tano and Mission Vao. I usually sketch it out while blasted on boxed wine, cleaning up the lines later; this by itself wouldn't be bad, but it's ultimately pointless because scanning it in and cleaning via Photoshop is super inefficient, so in the end, I just... never post it.

I don't like Genndy Wars. Its actually one of the only Genndy Tarkovsky works i dislike at all.

I really like the MCU and at times (e.g, Cap, most aspects of GOTG and Civil War) prefer it to the comics
I think Venom is a shitty character/villain and should have remained a relic of the 90s
I think Secret Wars 2015 and the entire Hickman storyline is some of the best Marvel has ever been and in terms of events is easily up there with Infinity Gauntlet and Annihilation
I claim to be a long-time fan of Moon Knight, and although now I own and have read a physical copy of pretty much every comic he's been in, including a copy of his first appearance signed by Bill Sienkiewicz, my introduction to the character was the Warren Ellis run. I was basically a poser fan of MK for about a year.

I really didn't like the sword fighting in Samurai Jack. It seemed... lazy.
>focus on Jack swinging
>focus on effect of the swing
It just felt lacking to me. Probably the reason I prefer the Scottsman over the titular character is how much more was shown of how he fights and moves.

I hate that womyn pushed their way into comics even though they hate geek culture and ruined it with their bullshit.

I started the my little pony threads in october 2010 because I had just finished panty & stocking and it was funny that the pilot twilight sparkle looked animesque and kind of like stocking

that's also why it got naughty fast, because we have never watched a my little pony show but we had just seen a very raunchy anime that was similarly good.

Hardly a sin user. If anything, it shows that you are sane, well-adjusted enthusiast.

not a sin
on not the only one

I only like the x-men that it

I've been complaining that DC has forgotten how to write superman for years but I hadn't read any of Rebirth until recently.
I embodied the worst of Sup Forums and I'm so so sorry.

I haven't read comics since I was a kid and only occasionally watch AT and Star Vs but come here to shitpost and collect cute powergirls

>There's still a lot of newgrounds era animation and (probably) bad youtube cartoons I can't help but enjoy.
It's okay user, I still think that Brawl Taunts is fucking hilarious if that makes you feel better.
>I'm a huge film and animation buff, and I've never seen a Ralph Bakshi film in my life.
Okay but this one I can't really sympathize with

>possibly being responsible for the brony epidemic of the past couple years
Jeez, that's gotta hurt user.

I think the Joker needs to actually die or disappear for a while, more than just a year and a half, after the three Joker storyline is wrapped up.

I've done something similar

I know for a fact I gave someone in a general a hardcore fetish from my shitposting. When you check their tumblr it's all too clear. What have I DONE

no regerts

>knowing about comics makes you feel smart