Fine Sup Forums, I'll get breakfast today. What do you want?

Fine Sup Forums, I'll get breakfast today. What do you want?

Hash browns

Pictures of Spider-man!

Your mouth. On
>muh dick

On second, thought... you know what, Mags? See you in those skimpy panties rubbing your aching butt that I plundered last night has got me rock hard again. Like, diamond hard. What say I just eat you for breakfast while you slobber my knob?

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>while you slobber my knob?
like corn on the cob?

AIDS
With a side dish of sago

With extra butter.

5 dozen eggs