Fine Sup Forums, I'll get breakfast today. What do you want?
Fine Sup Forums, I'll get breakfast today. What do you want?
Samuel Butler
Camden Smith
Hash browns
Elijah Young
Pictures of Spider-man!
Justin Gray
Your mouth. On
>muh dick
Nathaniel Collins
On second, thought... you know what, Mags? See you in those skimpy panties rubbing your aching butt that I plundered last night has got me rock hard again. Like, diamond hard. What say I just eat you for breakfast while you slobber my knob?
Owen Nguyen
...
Henry Cook
>while you slobber my knob?
like corn on the cob?
Logan Powell
AIDS
With a side dish of sago
Ian Taylor
With extra butter.
Levi Evans
5 dozen eggs
Easton Harris
A pac of camels and a can of pepsi please.
Joseph Miller
>5 dozen eggs
You know, I bet no one farts like Gaston.
Jace Harris
An omelette
Jayden Wright
don't know whether to laugh or to feel utterly disgusted
on one hand it's easily the funniest thing i've read all day, on the other this is Sup Forums and there's a 50% chance that you're into that shit and your fetish sparked the thought for that post
the laughter feels like it's stuck at the bottom of my throat, it literally tickles a bit.
Adam Sanders
I want candy for breakfast
Ethan Reed
your hangups will cause you nothing but pain
Adam Watson
Bubble gum and taffy
Evan Carter
Reese
Asher Martinez
How about some original fucking jokes for once instead spamming the same stale, recycled shit every single fucking day for the sake of satisfying these drooling, pea-brain retards that reply to this fucking unfunny garbage. Do we have any of that or we all out?
Sebastian Anderson
You can let the laugh go, broheim. Farts are definitely not my fetish. :P
Ayden Morgan
Nice dubz
Cameron Butler
Where is your amazing original joke?
Luke Robinson
CHEEESE
Josiah Moore
Sit your ass down I already made french toast, tea and brownies.
We're having pork chops, taters and veggies for dinner. And no, I don't give a shit if you're "vegan". In this house you eat what I make and that's final.