Help me Sup Forums, I was in a difficult financial situation and thought I saw a way out

Help me Sup Forums, I was in a difficult financial situation and thought I saw a way out.

Even though I'm a Trump supporter I was convinced that reaching 270 would be a task too great even for him. And that he would be beaten.

I was desperate and thought putting Money on Hillary winning the us election was an easy way of winning enough money to get me out of the trouble i'm in.

I've thought about putting this on go fund me but I don't think the users would be sympathetic to a Trump fan.

pic related

what should I do Sup Forums?

Not until you learn your lesson you fucking faggot

oh I have, first and last time I'm ever playing with money like this again.

>gambling

Guess you didn't see that episode of Sopranos, now you will pay.

Let me get this straight... So you bet and lost about $6k that you bet for a return of $1200? You get what you deserve you fucking moron. Why even bet when the odds are that shit. TOP KEK

You're fucked, better start pickin the australian berries for $15 an hour

i'd never done it before and I know no one who could have talked me out of it, I live on my own.

GET A JOB

Suck shit you idiot. You should've hedged your bet if you thought Trump would've won with that $550 bet at a $6 return you moron.

The age of entitlement is over, you work for that dole or ask your parents for it, I'm not your fucking mother.

I have but it doesn't pay enough, to help me out.

Gamble your way out

It was a $56 return but yeah he's a fucking idiot.

why not pretend to be a Hillary fan, you did bet on her after all.

I also thought that Hillary winning was a safe bet so I saw no risk.

Checked.

Dude I'm sorry but I have to fucking laugh, what sort of retarded problem do you have that you can afford to risk $6000 but getting $7000 back will fix it?

Time to learn your lesson, go on the dole and try to forget that you lowered the average IQ of Australia by 10 points. Stupid motherfucker.

Well fuck i took to much acid once guess how many my friends and family went to rehab with me when I lost my mind? NONE.

I got a crazy chick to fall for me and then I lost my virginity to the little fox. Was she a trashy ho? Nope. She's christian.

>Doubting the power of kek
You deserve it

You risked your life savings for $1400? And went against your better instincts?

I couldn't think of anyone less like us, or our glorious leader Donald. Smart risks pay of, dumbasses gamble their money away.

I hope the $6k hole in your bank account is a lifelong lesson on why wealth is built slowly, carefully, and responsibly, not won at the TAB.

We are all very dissapointed in you. You deserve this.

>ever betting against the God Emperor
>thinking that anyone can Stump the Trump

You deserve this.

You are extremely stupid.

>money trouble
>gamble to solve it
Fucking degenerate, trying to bet on a fixed race against the don normally gets you killed.

>Not betting on Trump
I won 4k by betting 1k on 5:1 odds.

>go on the dole
>The age of entitlement is over, you work for that dole or ask your parents for it,

I have a JOB, and if I had had such good relations with my family I would have asked them to help me out in the first place, instead of gambling.

Not be an idiot and rely on an uncertainty next time?

>what sort of retarded problem do you have that you can afford to risk $6000 but getting $7000 back will fix it?
surely putting $100 on trump would have been less of a risk

Enjoy the grave that you dug you worthless orphan.

Never doubt the God Emperor

You deserve it.

Not for betting against Trump, but for making a fucking dumb financial decision.

#NOBAILOUTS

My dad once bet 2000 bucks at the horse track and lost it all. He recovered and never did it again because he realized he just wanted to make money and didn't even think twice. Play with fire, get burned.

That's what you get for not having faith, you faggot

You should have had faith in Kek and his servant you big dummy!

yeah nah, get fucked mate. Not only did you not vote for the God Emperor, you voted on such shitty odds.

So let this will be a grim reminder of your stupidity until you decide to dance at the end of a rope.

This is fucking hilarious.

Not just doing a multi on sure things on sport. Do you even Australia m8.

Put $2000 on trump, feels extremely good.

Fuck me you're a idiot mate. Those with those odds why didn't you go throw that shit off a bridge.

>vote

i obviously meant bet. you're still a dumbcunt though

You doubted the master.
you doubted KEK
you doubted memetic warfare

You made this
You suffer these consequences
This is your eternal punishment.

Praise KeK and beg for forgiveness.

Lie about being a Trump supporter on gofundme. Why didn't that occur to you already, OP?

>I have a JOB
Does it involve getting hit in the head repeatedly? Does it pay 10c an hour?

Absolutely, and it would have won him almost half of what his reward for hillary would have been anyway.

it's completely took all the joy out of trump winning otherwise I'd be celebrating like you guys.

No

You either lacked faith or weren't actually a supporter.

Live with your shit decision like those of us who didn't bet.

Seriously if he put it on Trump at 5:1 odds he'd have made 23k

Donald Trump was paying $4.50 for most of the last 2 days leading up to the election and much longer odds earlier.

Assuming $4.50 odds you could have got $21,175 return.
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kys that might solve your money issues.

>you lost a bet so go on welfare

Thank God I don't live in a country like this.

Dont gamble. also I gambled on trump and won $1100, would have been 4k but lost pop vote. dont gamble bro if you cant afford to lose what you put down. also dont gamble.

>I'm a Trump supporter
>reaching 270 would be a task too great

You're not a Trump SUPPORTER (i.e lend assistance) if you bet against him, and you had no faith in the big man. You, buddy, can go get fucked by a big Maori dick. You deserve your misfortune, ocker cunt.

Pretend you were a trans-black-sjw-lesbian who bet Xirs entire life savings on Hillary because you believed that the glass ceiling should be shattered and a warmongering lying cheating sociopathic harridan should be Madame President.

Hillary supporters are just dumb enough to help you out.

Otherwise you are fucked m8.

I made a mint off Trump on Paddy Power.
Taking money of thick Micks is like taking candy from a baby.

Everyone was talking about how much faith you have in Trump. I thought about it and bet something I'd feel if I lost.
That was my sacrifice to the Emperor.

Unless you're filthy rich don't gamble money you can't pay. I made a bet of $200 for Donnie and got $600. Even if I lost I can just pay the $200 since I have that money and it isn't a large amount.

Even better, he was paying $7.5 for a brief moment in the morning.

>tfw no-one impales our communist leaders with swords
Shit's fucked breh.

I looked at all the polling the early Florida votes and figured it would be a safe bet to bet on Hillary winning.

I've heard there's some new job opportunities in America next to the Mexican border.

STUPID!

>Paddy Power
Aren't they the cunts that paid early on Remain AND Hillary?

You could cam whore yourself to faggots. How far can you stretch your anus?

>he thinks the early florida votes favored hillary

we TOLD you nigger
we TOLD YOU

well it looks like they have some great NBA offers to take a punt on. try to win your money back!!

Man you are fucking retarded. Do you even lurk Sup Forums or are you some reddit faggot trying to get Sup Forums to donate to you by pretending to be a Trump supporter? Because if you actually lurked Sup Forums during the election you would've known that all the opinion polls were fucked due to everyone keeping quiet about their support for Trump because they don't want to be lynched by niggers. And I don't think I need to comment on the retarded risk:reward you took on as some others in here already said.

YOU STUPID FUCKING SHILL

YOU BET AGAINST OUR GO EMPEROR.

YOU DESERVE IT

it was 6.5 after the polls closed. I regret so much buying in at 5. But champagne and hookers will alleviate my pain.

>Looked at loaded polls
Did you not pay any attention to the movement..

Yes. It was a tactic to suck in more voters to losing bets. They absolutely rinsed those dumb fuckers.

Remember bookies odd are not an accurate prediction of the outcome, they are an accurate reflection of where the bookie wants you to bet.

Sell your traitor kidneys.

Absolute peasant. Fuck Hillary. Look at this ticket and see what it looks like to never have a doubt in your mind.

your own personal DOTR. Get to it user.

Why bet so much fucking money in the first place when you're in a difficult financial situation?

>my friend put £100 on trump to win last week
>just got £400
>if Trump hadn't won he wouldn't have been destitute

I mean what a fucking mongoloid. Yeah, bet that much if you can afford it handily, but don't fucking gamble as a way of sustaining yourself.

Stop giving the stupid cunt ideas. He deserves everything he gets.

Sorry to hear, but never play with desperate capital. Next time buy some safe index etf.

I thought you can't bet on the election in the us?

Take responsibility for your actions you fragile little queer...

haha idiot, why didnt you save your bet?
i lost 10k on clinton but put 5k on trump @6

idiot

>Gambling instead of getting a job
You got what you deserved.

Have you ever heard of matched bets faggot? I lost £500 but gained £1800

I honestly saw no risk of loosing. this debt I've been in has been horrible I just wanted to get rid of it in one go.

you could travel back in time and bet on trump like i did.

Cuckface

>Trusting CTR

>betting against Trump
you get what you deserve retard

>what sort of retarded problem do you have that you can afford to risk $6000 but getting $7000 back will fix it?
This. OP *says* he was in dire financial straights, but what actually happened was
>I bet all my savings on what I thought was a sure thing to make a quick buck, and it blew up in my face.
This is why you gamble for fun, and only what you can afford to lose.

>never have a doubt
>didn't bet until election day

I'd never gambled before

oh no, I'm retarded

DELET

what does the picture meaN?

enlist in the military, join the legions of the god emperor. pay for your treachery, while getting paid.

what does the picture mean?

Well now you know not to do it again, It's not for you.

pic or kys

>I saw no risk in losing
>I am in debt
Gee, I wonder why.

>This is why you gamble for fun, and only what you can afford to lose.
This is fucking rule 0 of betting, anyone that doesn't realize it should just have their mother control their finances.

You would've gotten less than what you put in. How the shit would that remove all your debt in one go?

Someone was more retarded than the OP. They've probably already killed themselves.

Look at those dates. I forgive you my fellow Sup Forums tard

>tfw you couldn't work out tats in time to get your 10k down on trump
>Literally out 50k because I'm a dumb cunt
You don't know pain OP.

I've been redpilling burgers over instafuck for almost six months as well.

Cuck

>$6k
The average citizen of Russia will take two years to earn it.

No refunds.

Payout was shit because hillary had been ahead in all of the polls. Nobody expected trump to win.

>betting against meme magic

>trying to gamble your way our of poverty
Well it's better than trying to debt yourself our of poverty like certain governments do.

This is just like the movie Bad Lieutenant.

A deadbeat cop tries to pay off his debts by betting against his hometown baseball team when they're down 3-1 in the World Series.

This is divine intervention for your lack of faith.

Offshore gambling. Tons of burgers like myself are on sites like this.

that's exactly what I thought

I recommend William Hill. I'd never placed an online bet before the election, fucking piss easy for a dropkick like me. Cash in account less than two days after I withdrew, no fees. Best odds at the time I placed.

Not shilling, just so you know for the next habbening.