ITT: American stereotypes

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Accurate

>fat chick wearing a choker
that's god's country alright

This is startlingly accurate

There is some truth to every stereotype, including these.

I work retail and more than half of our costumers look like the pic in the OP

It probably isn't supposed to be a choker, it just ended up that way.

Me on the left

Americans only play basketball?
why the fuck do you bring a basketball.

I too work retail and can confirm that I as well look like the OP.

I should just buy things online then.

Why is't the guy on the left black?

I think the insult to guide dogs in this picture could be excluded, but otherwise, yeah

>no scooter
obviously european

Too white to be american.

But America is still a white majority country

I highly doubt that guy on the left has the stamina to put that basketball to good use....

>why the fuck do you bring a basketball.
Because as an American, I only play basketball

Only on paper. A large amount of Latinos consider themselves white, as well as a small number of mulattoes and people of Asian or Native ancestry.

Its not a guide dog and she is not blind. Watch the movie.

They don't become stereotypes by being false, after all

This is true. The only consistently non-white group of people are all Natives and some blacks. It mostly just depends on what some writer/SJW needs the data to look like when xe wants to say something bad about Hibs.

>it's another obsessed European thread

Call me when your country is relevant again.

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Yeah they do, the French being cowards thing is false and that's a stereotype.

I give it a year tops until America is nothing but a smoking crater.

>said the Angry Euro for the Googolplex time this century

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NOOOOO THAT'S TOO FAR OFF. I WANT TO DIE NOW.

Will this before or after Europe is turned into the New Caliphate?

Isn't the yellowstone caldera supposed to blow us all to fuck soon

Women
>Gigantic tits
>blonde
>cowboy hat

Men
>cowboy hat

A lot of the stereotypes aren't based on americans themselves but our media so a lot of foreign countries wrongly think we're all beautiful models. It's the ones that have more awareness than just the media that would rightly stereotype us as lardass neckbeards.

>American stereotypes

We aren't giving you any more caricatures for you guys to live up to, you fuck up the world by treating them as life goals.

>Haha man, the US is so stupid, it'd elect Trump
>They'll probably make him face off against a Republican too!

AND THEN YOU FUCKING DID IT, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN. If you weren't so thin skinned and trigger happy, you guys would be the masters of banter.

>burger store front on the background

>not a single PoC
#triggered

The Triplets of Belleville is fucking fantastic

>Not one has a gun
They didn't even try

concealed carry

we aint give no fucks
I'd elect my dick for president if it was 30 years old.

one of them needs to be riding one of those electric shopping carts and it'll be complete.

>fat greedy capitalists with wads of cash
>gun-ho cowboys with no self control
Any OTHER stereotypes of americans?

Where, under their fat?

Depends. Technically speaking we're in the range for an eruption to happen any day now, but that range is set to a geologic time scale. Yellowstone has the same chance of erupting tomorrow as it does 10,000-30,000 years from now.

So which comic/cartoon has the burgerclapland's '''accuse anyone with money or famous with rape for attention and probably money''' thing?

no one's stopping you, user.

35, user. if your dick was 35 years old.

That's wishful thinking.

Why is this picture of Blob eating Wasp allowed but the mods delete this picture of Elastigirl eating people every time they see it?

At the rate shit is going, I can't really disagree. Best case is our economy tanks, we crucify the rich that we can get our hands on to telephone poles, and dance around in the ruins until China annexes the West Coast (along with the rest of Asia and the Pacific Islands), Mexico snatches back what the Chinese don't get, converting Texans to serf status, Cuba invades Florida and makes palaces out of the theme parks, and Europe becomes a battleground between Putinland and Islam.
Oily streams of smoke, fueled by human fat and worthless greenbacks cover the Eastern Seaboard...

ALAS, BABYLON.

YOU'LL GET YUR CHANCE.

Så basically nothing to worry about? Especially if there's only a 1/10000-1/30000 chance of it erupting this year

blob eating wasp is supposed to be scary

elastigirl eating people = "that's my fetish!"?

"If that white man is being noisy and annoying, then he is American."

-SEA

Who did that?

Braindead valley girls
Ignorant/disrespectful tourists
Loud fat Italian dudes in wifebeaters
Hillbillies wearing denim overalls and nothing else
Evangelists

There's plenty.

Suicide is a sin, user. If I die I'm doing it not by my own hand.

Double standards even in fetishes.

>t. foul-smelling, disease ridden cheese-eating surrender monkey

where the Segway and DRIVE MEDICAL?

Do you jack off while thinking of this or after?

Drunk white girls in general are horrible

Anime but this seems bout right

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Sword is a miracle of the universe.

Thanks, memories regained.

Yeah you just slip it between the rolls.

>putting sauce on fries
>not dipping them
2/10
meat looks good though

They sure didn't handle the whole nazi thing all too well... So it's kinda hard to kick that reputation. Just gotta start a war with someone else and France is back to tough guys.

Is it true that in American families if the son beats up his father he becomes the new alpha male of the familiy?

Very true. I've witnessed it first hand on many occasions.

it's why incest porn is so popular over here

That gook cartoon scene with fat american women dancing naked while a narrator whines about decadence or something.

I think Arabs are considered white too in the Census

Galactic Heroes?

Inaccurate.
Way too white to be america.

>calling ketchup sauce
bot/10

S-sauce?

>dipping
>not cascading

it's tomato sauce, you fucking americlap triplenigger.

As long as the fries aren't getting soggy and shitty it's all good man. Food texture can be as important as taste.

LIL DOGGIE LOOKS JUS LIKE ME

>that dumbfounded look on all of them

I can't blame them.

no way that's america, the streets are too clean.

ketchup.

Well, fuck you very much.

It's more like vinegar syrup that happens to have tomato in it.

it also happens in Japan but the new generation is too beta

It's animu but whatever: youtube.com/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

are you not watching the news?
It's everywhere in burgerland these days