APOLOGISE, CRITICS!

APOLOGISE, CRITICS!

Stop posting this.

Is it possible to fuck Astro Boy despite his butt guns?

No.
In fact that is what those guns are for.

What if I make him fuck me?

What are going to do? Shoot me?

user I'm an Astro Boy fag who vaguely enjoys the movie and even I feel that this movieposting is excessive. At least post about something new like AB reboot news.

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>implying im not fucking his butt guns also

Your pelvis would be long gone before you'd even penetrate.

kevlar condom

Kevlar can only deflect so much, and I don't think it can stop a weaponized laser beam.
You'd have to be Superman to stand a chance.

>superman skin condoms
checkmate

Pelvis is still gone, but at least your dick is on the ground and completely unharmed.

OH SHIT

>We need a protagonist that dies 10 minutes into the movie
>Say no more!

Red Rocket

>You're in the club and this guy blasts your GF's arse off
What do?

Does this want to be funny?

so they kept the ass guns but did they had this in the movie?

Hmmm