Who survives when he shoots up his school

Who survives when he shoots up his school.

Well harold is a jew so thats a given.
He dose not have any issue with arnold or gerald from what I know.

Kills all the guys and teachers, then forces all the girls to please him at gun point.

Rhonda might, depending on if she's willing to suck his dick at gun-point.

There will be no survivors

Are kidding? Harold's the first one getting popped.

"Oh loooook, the wittle four-eyes' has had enough, aaahahaha-"

*bang*

"AAAAAAHHHHH MOMMY!!!!!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

Kevin Smith please go.

idk but Chocolate Boy would be a mercy kill

I'm more concerned about this guy.

Eugene gets shot, but he's okay.

Young Otto Octavius?

>Eugene is the only survivor
>hears the news while he's in the hospital
>survivors guilt
>"I'm not okay"
>tries to kill himself
>fails and ends up in a wheelchair
>aids constantly forgetting to put breaks on and he careens down every hill
>gets a service dog that hates him

>implying he hasn't killed already

aren't a lot of ice cream truck drivers actually a front for selling drugs

Useless side characters like Sheena, Park, Iggy, Peapod Kid, etc.
Sid gets shot defending Rhonda, but doesn't die.
Arnold has a hard time being reasonable and diplomatic about it, because Helga is a hostage.

I mean those side characters wouldn't survive

>Sheena
Don't touch my boring-but-naisu waifu.

Curly isn't the kind of guy that would be a school shooter. It'd probably be too mainstream for him.

Hippie girl is one of the besto girls.

Eugene will hurt himself somehow and Curly will mistake him for dead.

Principal Wartz will be the first shot. Curly hated that guy.

He held the whole school hostage with kick balls. A school shooting is the next step up.

I think no one, i use to think that Arnold, but Curly seems to envy Arnold's popularity

It was literally a metaphor for a school shooting. H!A had a lot of episodes like that. Chocolate Boy was an allegory for drug addiction.

I always forget this movie's name

Everyone, cause he ends up literally shooting the school.

Or an IRA style bombing.
Blow the place to hell on a weekend when no one's there.
Curly doesn't particularly care to kill anyone, he just wants some chaos.

You might be right, but you might have watched too much Cheech and Chong. 50/50 there, really.
But Pizza parlors definitely are. What's that, an extra couple thousand dollars showed up that isn't on the books? It's from some hefty tippers, what're you talking about drugs? We sell pizza here!
Officer, let me give you some complementary pies to bring to the boys at the station. I'll be sure to put some extra "spinach" on there for you, the boys in blue could use some extra "greens", if you know what I'm sayin'.

its the ice cream man 1995

Ice Cream Man
Mr. Ice Cream Man
Some Guy Who Kills People
The Ice Cream Man
Masters of Horror: We All Scream For Ice Cream
Ice Scream

God, so many ice cream-related slasher films.

>Masters of Horror: We All Scream For Ice Cream
I loved that one, cheese, yet entertaining

I've never watched Cheech and Chong in my life.

biiiig mistake

Considering the absolute shit aim most school shooters have, anyone who isn't within a couple meters of him

He's not going to shoot up the school. Even when the school turned into Somalia under Principal Simmons the worst thing he did was cut up some flowers and throw a smoke bomb into Simmons office

>Harold gets killed for having a fling with Rhonda in the cheese festival
>Sid gets killed because he might have a crush on Rhonda
>Arnold is held at gunpoint because Rhonda more or less had a crush on him
>Helga freaks because of the above
>Eugene gets shot but is okay
>Wartz gets killed, Simmons locks himself in the bathroom
>Lila and Phoebe are smart enough to hide and escape
>Wolfgang and co get murdered for being dicks
>Everyone else lives

Think Curly's the type to top himself off once the cops arrive?

No, he'd shoot up the school while riding a tiger