I'd hate fuck Amy Schumer

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don't think anyone is gonna fight you for her m8

I'd stab Amy Schumer in the larynx.

It's just not worth it, man, believe me. No matter how thirsty you are. Just get a hooker.

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Is Pirelli casting for their own "Michelin-man"?

Dumb pig can't even do a nude shoot right.

She's so fucking ugly.

I'd just hate to fuck it.

i know this is a joke, but does anyone unironically like women who are not thin?

if so how is it possible?
mental disorder?

I like women who are not thin

but not like that

curves and thick thighs but not belly rolls

I'd rather stick my dick in a garbage disposal with the switch turned on

I'd hate her and tell her to fuck off so much.

kek

Just go stick your dick into an ant hill. Same result.

Only a fag would let beliefs stand in the way of their dick.

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Oh fuck I can just imagine the complete stank asscrack she must have. Fucking nasty.

Fucking disgusting

T H O C C

Ok, have fun with that because you're on your own

Nice b8 m8

Yeah I like them, they are more submissive and have less self esteem. Good fuck toys.

Amy schumer is a smart and funny human being.

Not even I am desperate enough for that.

If you'd seriously fuck her you might be mentally retarded

Thank you for this.

I love women who are not thin. Not gross like her though, but just a little bit more meat on them than most "models" and shit have.

Pic is the kind of girl I like. Not super skinny but not fat.

I'd hate to fuck her as well m8