So is he completely finished or what?

So is he completely finished or what?

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Nah, but colbert and kimmel made the same stages of grief joke.

Trump is racist, though.

colbert and kimmel, hell even fucking current year man didnt shill for hilary with same fervor and dripping smugness as this faggot though

PROVE IT

Do you have any actual evidence to back that up?

He's a white male

Just like Hillary is a Satanic new-age chef?

No. That's actually true.

Colbert was actually being tolerable for once, it's like I'm in a bizzaro world

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Would you say... a FUCKING white male?

if they want us to be racists, that's what'll happen desu familia

>that fucking smug look
Why is he so much smarter and nicer and overall better than all of us stupid, mindless religious fucking white males? HE knows what's best for us, but we're too stupid to realize this, so he won't even bother showing us the great error of our ways, he'll ridicule us, because it's a comedy show, get it?

>is he finished
All of these late night hosts are thanking God. The material will write itself for the next four years. It'll be a bigger gift to them than the Bush presidency, and all of those millions of people who didn't vote for Trump will eat it up.

Nature of the business.

imagine being Trevor Noah right now and seeing these results and seeing your ratings

why would he?

credibility and the worst ratings in NBC history in the timeslot

America apparently doesn't like cucks

Pretty sure we'll see most of these people's careers take a slow dive. A lot of personalities and celebs were made to look like complete fools yesterday, and I mean a lot.

>half of Americans actually voted for that clown

You have absolutely no reason to feel bad about the "stupid American" stereotype, you fucking idiots.

but 'cuckolding' is a uniquely american fetish and one of the top 5 US porn searches overall

ive seen the image and images dont lie

yeah but we hate people who can't keep that shit private

Trump is a goldmine for hilarious bullshit, even the shittiest TV comedians will have some success these 4 years.

It's gonna be great.

>uniquely american
No it isn't, look up NTR

"cuckolding" is a British English word dipshit

[citation needed]

>but 'cuckolding' is a uniquely american fetish

So whats it called in Europe when politicians are concerned with failing birth rates so they import literally millions of Africans and middle easterners for the express purposes of impregnating married European women?

Is it technically not cuckoldry since its state sanctioned?

you're thinking of cuckocracy, or through the process of cuckolding

>even the shittiest TV comedians will have some success these 4 years.

True. Bush is the only reason leibowitz and colbert had the success that they did.

that was fucking good

Are you fucking kidding me?

...

No wonder the American IQs are so low if they expect credibility from a guy whose job is to crack jokes at topical shit.

This motherfucker is the worst comedian I've ever seen. He got sick of grinning through his usual banal routine and decided to try his hand at being Jon Stewart.

I just want to see what Bill Mahr has to say. That fuck was bashing trump non stop for the last 6 months.

>Half of America
Nah, our turnout is below 60%
Like 27% of Americans voted for him

>the clown
>the guy that actually has some pretty good policies is the clown

His ethical reform policy for politicians alone is the type of chemo America needs.

Good afternoon, ms.Clinton.

rofl, you think people are going to be cowed by the election result

leftist comedians just got handed a bigger punching bag than bush ever was, and the best part is they got a narcissist that is going to take allllll of it personally and create a feedback loop of content for them

Yeah, they're totally finished, I mean remember how bad it was for liberal TV comedy talk show hosts during the Bush administration? I'm sure they're all devastated by getting 4 years of free comedy """gold""" and getting the kind of recognition that Jon Stewart did back then for their shitty libcuck """humor""" because now they're edgy and anti establishment.

Comedians job just became so fucking easy I'm half tempted to try and get in on it.

>"hey audience, look at this picture of trump, WHAT AN IDIOT!"
>*looks right at camera and makes silly face*

That was literally every comedian during Bush's term. Even Chris Hitchens called them morons for doing it on Maher's show. Not that Bush didn't deserve some of it, but it got to the point of ridiculousness.

>but it got to the point of ridiculousness.

Well when you've got a nincompoop for a president and a guy who shot somebody in the face by accident as his VP, why wouldn't you take full advantage of it? Especially when you've got people like Will Ferrel doing a really good Bush impersonation.

Less than 26% of eligible voters voted for him.

correction, only 18% of americans voted for your racist candidate. The rest are actually not that stupid to believe his lies and deceit.

Hopefully the electoral college on Dec 15 will do the right thing and elece Hillary as the rightful voice of the people with a 200K+ lead over this meme candidate

vox populi

Honestly I'm impressed by this. He didn't pull the sore-loser bullshit. He recognized how divisive this election has been and urged people to move on.

can some one link me to one racist thing trump said. and i mean a real hate ful racist thing not something taken out of contexted

Colbert was by far the most divisive, salty, condescending, petty post-election late night host this evening. His audience was the most vocal in support as well. He really went all in I guess.

>lost by 200K votes
>still president

wtf is wrong with you americans?

Electoral college. It prevents big cities from fucking over everyone else.

R I G G E D

S Y S T E M

The fact that he gets so much support from racists should clue you in on the dog whistle, you retarded fuck.

thing is Hillary has major connections to actual racistist, the saudia government hate non Muslims, women, gays and athiest to the point they will jail you if your any one of them.

Its the electoral college. Its designed to balance out some of the massive numbers some states have over others due to being urban centers.

If you look at the map the vast majority of precincts actually voted Trump, but due to the numbers in typically liberal leaning cities they can be counteracted.

Dont act like this is anything new. This is how its always worked, America isnt a true democracy and it never has been. Clinton knew the rules better than Trump due to spending a lifetime in politics and she still lost.

He didn't win the popular vote. That's what keeps me sane.

They did fine for 8 years under Obama.

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and there is literally nothing wrong with racism

>America doesn't like cucks

>they elected Donal Trump

c'mon, don't pretend Melania isn't fucking 16 different dudes a day.

>150 million americans are literally KKK neo-nazis because Drumpf won!

kek yourself dummy

this. around blacks, never relax. around jews, you always lose. around asians, beware of invasions. around hispanics, don't be manic.

This just happened at my school. You clowns voted for this shit.

sure it did. regressive leftists have never lied about anything to further their backwards political cause.

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retard

fucking trump voters.

i'm so disgusted to be an american right now. hopefully the canada website would be fixed soon

>Hispanic
>6'2"
BULLSHIT

>they're lying
Holy shit, you're fucking delusional.

I actually wish this one were true. Unfortunately I'm not retarded enough to believe it.

I legitimately want both of you dead.

Trump haters are so fucked up. You had it all against him and you still lose.

>americans
dumb violent swine

No I voted for a constructive middle east foreign policy and an end to shit like the TPP.

We're a republic.
Also this

he sucks at his job and the ratings show it

they'll be dead soon enough. they can't afford health insurance and robots will soon replace the only jobs they are qualified for. also they don't have guns so they can't steal anything.

>implying
Considering baby boomers gave Trump the election, the only ones dying off will be you.

implying what? was I wrong? are you in the middle of your electrical engineering PhD or something? lmao. fucking loser.

Nah, Trump won the Minnesota shitlibs state-wide high school vote. Generation Zyklon B is next

Actually Cubans gave him the election when they handed Florida over. So did blacks when they decided not to go out and vote Clinton. A lot of people gave Trump the election actually..

>California should decide every president
Hmm no

>are you in the middle of your electrical engineering PhD or something?
Chemical engineering, actually.
>lmao fucking loser
lmao you voted for a candidate that would allow you to compete with poor immigrants that don't even speak English for a dishwashing job, you're the only loser on here.
Millennials voted overwhelmingly for Clinton in almost every state.

>Bumfuck, Ohio should decide every president
Hmm no

>he still hasnt jumped on the TrumpTrain

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We going straight to the top, no need to be upset

Ohio should have a say in it

Those racist hispanics

Its the media's fault that all the young liberal voters act so incredibly condescending towards anyone who supports Trump, people believe he is a racist/sexist whatever just because the media said so. It simply isn't possible to have any sort of relevant discussion on American politics because the electorate is too divided and not educated enough to form reasonable opinions.I find it pretty hilarious that somehow a political establishment that has fucked up as monumentally as the American one did still managed to take the popular vote.

>mfw Hilldawg lost PA because 11,000 people voted for a dead gorilla

What a meme year this is.

>Chemical engineering, actually.
ahaha that's rich. post a timestamped picture of even an introductory university chemistry textbook. i'll wait.

>lmao you voted for a candidate that would allow you to compete with poor immigrants that don't even speak English for a dishwashing job, you're the only loser on here.
except I didn't vote for either of them because I have self respect

your tears are so delicious
im extremely erect right now

Nice one

too bad he completely showed his ass on the Late Show

there was literally a joke about KKK outfits being sold out after Trump won.

>this is actually true.

Because they don't speak Spanish. But I guess cuckservatives were never known for their logic.

yeah its not like hillary supporters arent RIOTING RIGHT NOW and burning shit because the republican guy won...

yeah no..... yeah hillary cunts are so peaceful. thats why they put a fucking bomb in the offices of trump campaigns a month ago.
get fuck. back to tumblr

I was watching some of the protester interviews earlier tonight. Every single one of them except two were the most over the top caricatures of a Berniebot stereotype you can imagine.

when did that stop celebrities from living in places like france?
they are so rich they cant hire interpreters?
get fucked cunt. they dont go to mexico cuz they know how shitty it is.

fuck u. they go to places like france or japan for vacation but cant live in mexico because of language? im so glad u fucking lost

>Honestly I'm impressed by this. He didn't pull the sore-loser bullshit.

Hahaha, you haven't seen his post-election show have you?

the day democracy died in the US

the more popular candidate lost

so ashamed to be american right now

Stay out of my country you dumb libtard bitch

>California should decide every president
>a state having the most number of americans should decide the president

i know trump voters are retards but you sir are an extreme case

I unironically believe Canada should build a wall.

leave then. just go. we dont need u cunt