CALEXIT

IS that possible?

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Or they just a bunch of histerical morons.

It is. Any state is free to leave so long as the people of that state agree to it.

Though don't expect handouts when things go sour.

not really.

So what Amrica will do, try to fight them back or live them rot in their own crap, and then retake this wild land?

No clue. Never happened before so we don't have examples and closest thing was the civil war.

Though me personally let them go into a drought and have to import water from us.

Who knows, maybe that would be new expirience.

definitely this
also,doesn't wanting to separate from the us amount to treason?

Good riddance. Gibsmedat will be starving in the street. Mexicans will be raiding Robert Deniro's house while he's begging them to rail his wife. They won't though, even mexicans have standards.

Highly unlikely, but if it happened, it'd be a great boon, as the democrats would never be able to win without the faggot vote.

Not really. This is pretty much just a show of protest, and the US government wouldn't just let California leave.

That said, if California were to successfully leave, and the US somehow just left it alone, it would be the 6th-highest economy in the world.

Before or after it collapses from crushing debt?

FUCK California. They think they're entitled to just up and leave the country when they want?

Last time someone pulled that, America invaded and "liberated" itself.

We have a proverb here in Russia about in that case "the debt belongs to those who secede the last"

If California exits, the Republicans will never lose again.

Wtf was the civil war for?

That's pretty funny, I'm going to use that

On one hand id be fine with letting the idiots kill themselves like that, maybe (they wouldn't) they'd see how foolish their system is. On the other I don't think the United States should be fracturing over such a petty thing as this at all, and while I'm not concerned at all about any foreign boogeyman trying to invade Call of Duty style weakening the US hardly seems like a good idea at all.

You Ruskies have a proverb for everything, We should listen to those who've been through this before.

Once one region successfully secedes, all bets are off.

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Why do you care you asian mongrel

I hope they do it. With PA going red this year the future looks bright

>all those redundant words like At All
Am I the only one who gets annoyed when they use the same word/expression in the same sentence
Fuck im going to bed

Would it last long enough to get into crushing debt or would everyone just die from dehydration?

You make a good point poo

I'm from California and I have to say whoever is in charge here is retarded.
>All kinds of extra laws other states don't have
>Expensive AF for no reason
>Lots of illegals everywhere

I'm pretty sure its not allowed. Its just them being stupid. This is why I didn't bother voting Trump, they're insanely blue.

>Why do you care you asian mongrel
Funy stuff my ancestry is german/french

You don't understand. Silicon valley is like NYC, a cornerstone of the American economy. Take it away and everyone gets poorer.

siliconbeat.com/2015/01/21/silicon-valley-ranks-3rd-globally-in-gdp-per-capita/

tl;dr > it's worth a shit ton

Fight for CALI!!!!!!
Purge the SJWs!!!!

>just die from dehydration?
Why should they? There planty of water! Its coast of Pacific Ocean[spoiler]sarcasm[/spoiler]

If TEXIT is possible, CALEXIT is also possible.

What could hold those guys to rlocate to a beter state?

Praise Kek

Cali is the best temperature, mangoes year round. Nobody is moving, especially when they have all their houses and shit there.

>California exits
>fast forward 10 years of global warming
>it's inhabitable

hahahahahahahhahahahhahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

Also it's white as fuck. Nobody wants to move to the east with all their dindus and hurricanes.

But what kind of reason Texas should leave USA?
Especialy now?

Technically, no. You just have to fight the entire US military to win independence.

Russbuddy:

-45% of land in California is Federally owned.
-It was not slavery or states rights which started the US Civil war. It was the South demanding the US government return federal territory like Fort Sumter and then attacking them when they refused. Slavery or states rights depending on your view caused the secession, war only began when Fort Sumter was attacked.
-The US government would have 0 reason to relinquish federal land to California if it left the union. Only to convince it to not leave the union.

>crippling drought
>Power from out of state
>Food from out of state
>No means to defend coastline

Cali would be third world in a fucking month.

None, really. If Texas successfully secedes, then it will have to stand alone against the brown hordes to the south. The same will be true for California but worse because they are already there.

>tfw live in California
On the bright side, maybe Arnold would come back to office.

Nice digits, but you're wrong.

Link related is a well done video showing exactly why you are wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=S92fTz_-kQE

No. They just want to set the world on fire. Get as many shit in the media to make him look bad as they possibly can. It will die out

POO IN THE LOO

wouldn't california leaving mean that republicans would win literally every election from that point onwards?

I thought he was a shit Governor??

checked

Nah the real question is, is clexit means America gets a cesus beli?

>Also it's white as fuck
Is that so?

Then there's the Colorado River. You can come across various data on it but what I've found is that around 70% of the agriculture in California relies on the colorado river for water. Highly populated South California also relies disproportionately on it.

California is not like the East Coast in being water-rich. On the contrary, while it isn't as dependent on the colorado river as Egypt is to the Nile the relationship of California and other Colorado Basin states is rather like the relationship of Egypt and the Sudan/Ethiopia in that water rights is a yuge issue, not one to be taken lightly and which has been mired in litigation, court cases and legal agreements for this past century. Greater use of water by upstream states like Colorado/Nevada/Arizona/Utah/Wyoming would lead to less available water in California when it is already strained seriously under cali's drought.

California leaving unilaterally would abridge legal agreements that stipulate how the water is shared, with the fed having 0 reason to favor a secessionist state over favoring fellow union states in water-rights.

It almost came to physical blows back in the 30s latimes.com/local/california/la-me-parker-dam-20150831-story.html

>California leaves US
>drought persists another 25 years
>firesraging.gif
>10 years in - inhabitable wasteland dystopia in effect
>Silicon Valley renamed capital of the democratic allied kingdom (?) of empowered individuals (dakei)
>futuristic robo-served society segregated from shantytown lawless wasteland
>divided in districts
>hunger games ensue
>show sold for shekels to the US & world
>popcorn.jpg

There is no seceding from the union

Then you've got the fact that Cali would have to essentially overnight:

-Create own federal bank
-Create own monetary system
-Deal with punitive tariffs of importing anything from California to the US (or any strong US ally)
-Deal with punitive costs on exporting anything from the US to California
-Deal with internal civil war of Californians who wanted to stay in the union
-Deal with the US military refusing to relinquish control of Federal land and Federal military bases (Hi San Diego) whose staff are not universally Californians.
-Create own military while its own national guard would be riveted by tensions between loyalists and secessionists within its own national guard.
-Deal with end to free interstate travel
-Deal with having to instantly create or negotiate new trade agreements and new infrastructure (trains, naval vessels to ship supplies)
-Deal with the fact that any money from Californian corporations or individuals in American banks not situated in California is overnight either frozen assets or subject to taxes and limitations that domestic citizens or corporations are not privy to.

Secession that is not amicable and accepted by the Federal government and the rest of the states is a nonstarter, it would never work and if by the grace of god they even managed to seceede without civil war or violence the hangover would be unimaginable as everyone would suddenly realize it was the worst idea in the history of the US and those responsible would be strung up on lamp posts.

Fucking liberals are ruining California. It's such a beautiful place too.

Those retards are coming mass droves into Texas now because California is so fucking expensive.

It was the jews curbing the rise of industrial america as a potent player on the world stage.

>egg cali on
>when they do go and Sherman them
I can't wait

>a sovereign marxist Commiefornia
seems like the sensible thing to do, doesn't it?

but if it happens, trump needs to build a wall around calli and make the celebs pay for it

There's going to be a massive natural disaster (earthquake, tsunami etc.) in Cali within our lifetime. That'll shake them.

just global warming and draught will fuck them soon enough desu

Oh man! Let's do it!
Let Kek teach them a hearty lesson once the next earthquake hits.

Ahahahhahaha good one

Treason is helping the enemies of the united states. Such as through extreme systematic incompetence.

California is just throwing a tantrum because they can't see the big picture. A shrewd businessman is good for passing smart, lean, unbloated laws and he has the right ideas about reducing government entrenchment and reducing voter manipulation.

dude the people from silicon valley are the ones behind calexit

Interesting posts user.

California is not self-sustainable. They would be fucked.

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If they left, it would mean that America wouldn't be obligated to help them next there's fault line activity. Careful what you wish for, Cali.

>-Deal with internal civil war of Californians who wanted to stay in the union
That is why I sort of wish it would happen. Would feel good to fight for my state to come back into the union.

I believe the last Civil War and Supreme Court decision just before that settled the matter absolutely in the negative.

Meaning if California were to go rogue there would be nothing stopping it from being Conq... I mean liberated from the freedom hating Commie terrorists.

It's not happening.

Stop thinking it is, you fucking idiots.

Just overreactive liberals in their condos.

Money talks.

Not only that...There's probably 100k Marines stationed in Cali.

>The people calling for it cant run a country
>They would have to return all the United States money they have and print their own currency
>Their currency would have an absoultely abysmal exchange rate
>Traveling to and from california would now require a a lot of legal bullshit
>California is hardly self sustaining

the country would flop near instnatly.

Gdp doesnt matter without food and water.

I hope so. Those 55 blue electoral votes going away assures a conservative presidency forever for the remainder of the country.

>California seceded
>will now have to pay their part in 1.7 trillion dollars of debt

Kek

>the US government wouldn't just let California leave.

Wish they would.

>implying devil dog generals can't be bought

Look how well it worked for the South. The confederacy is a free and flourishing nation to this very day.

Oh...

You obviously don't understand desalination plants or imported food.
Plus foreign aid.

>-Deal with punitive tariffs of importing anything from California to the US (or any strong US ally)
Yeah, because people here are going to just let you raise the prices of music, movies, and computers.

It's a stupid idea to begin with, but we need California more than they need us.

So Mississipi is the NIGGEST?

oh really?

> They Seced
> US Waits 1 Year or so
> Attack them because they don't have an army.
> Hang Liberals for Treason.

MAKE CALI GREAT, and Red AGAIN.

Nope. Texas got farther, and they're still in here.

of course it is, like texexit but liberals want caliexit, if they do it it will fail i know they cannot run California

>Any state is free to leave so long as the people of that state agree to it
Haha, no.
Not after the shitshow that was the civil war. If a state tries to secede now, the national guard is going to march in there and slap their shit. And a liberal hellhole like California isn't even going to be able to put up a fight like Texas would.

Yes, they don't even need to vote or anything.

The San Andreas Fault will do it for us.

>foreign aid

Sure helped the Confederate States.They were hoping for some alliances from major European powers who relied on their cotton exports, but instead no one gave a fuck or even recognized them as a country and they got their shit pushed in. Same thing will happen to Cali as well.

>gross service product
yeah good luck having an economy based entirely on hipster coffee shops and authentic tibetan yoga gyms

I say we let them try and be humbled by their failure.

But on the otherhand it will literally become Haiti 2.0 and we'll have to make sure that filth doesn't infiltrate our country.

I'm in Silicon Valley, and the new Apple campus they're building is literally within walking distance of me (which means I'm knee-deep in liberal shit), and I haven't heard one thing about this "Calexit" shit.

theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/09/trump-win-california-secede-calexit-silicon-valley?CMP=fb_gu

This is great perhaps they can join Scotland to form the united cuckdom