How do I immigrate to USA?

How do I immigrate to USA?

You don't, faggot, you stay there and fight like a man!

Come Brother

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>tfw when I'm immigrating to US next year
>Gonna be teaching English, probably to mexicans
>liberals faces when a Trump supporter is equipping legal mexicans with the skills to be productive for America and inspiring them

Sneak over the border from mexicoOH WAIT

well, up until yesterday you just waded the river.
it's a bit trickier now.
now you have to prove you are not a criminal and that you have some value to us.

You fuck off, they're full.

If you have a successful business with 1M+ revenue, its very easy.

Come to Texas

Help us retake Austin

this is interesting actually
ive thought about texas and austin would be the place

our country has less density of white people than norway why would you want to come here?

taxes

Gay marrage. No serioisly. Just marry someone here and yall trade citizenship incentives.

what if ill come as illegal, ive read shitload of illegal russian immigrant stories and their legalization. since im fucking neet without profession i can become some uni student and use work and travel programm o get in and never come back. will burgers be mad at me?
t. ethnic russian

>will burgers be mad at me?
Yes. Come here legally or don't come at all.

we gotta uncuck our countries fellow eurocuck

it's hard as fuck, srsly, the amount of work you need is so big that i can spend my time becoming successfull here or in some eurocommie shithole llike germany(((
even work visa is fucking lottery

Is it worth it to live under President Donald J Trump?

Seriously, I welcome immigration, I find people from other countries very interesting to talk to, but illegal immigration triggers me.

you cant even imagine how many 'legal' (((russian))) immigrants are 'refugees' who faked their stories with thier immigration advocate and his agency. and they are considered good hard working people here payin taxes and voting republican n shiiiiet

If they come legally and become citizens then no harm done

First you go to Mexico and then you just cross the border and just stay

hmm

NEVOR