TRUMP IS ON HIS WAY TO THE WHITE HOUSE

TO BE BRIEFED ON THE EXISTENCE OF AYY LMAOS

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Yeah, When I think of the first contact with the government, as a president, I also jump to classified file. i really do not care about anything else

do you think he will disclose?

I wonder if he's going to be flying the Air Force One or his own plane when he's president.
I really want him to keep on using that glorious fucker with "Trump" printed on the side.

Is this when he will be introduced, and swear oath, to the shadow government?

Air Force One probably has a shitton of extra security tech on it, so he'll have to use that unless he lets the Secret Service overhaul his plane

Obviously not
Air Force One is armored and kitted as a mobile command post.

I want him to paint Trump on AF1.

I suppose Air Force is much safer

Why not print trump on the side of Air Force One ?

This is when he gets "the talk" and promises not to prosecute his predecessors.

yea they got a room where if the plan crashes he survives. Its like a safe room

Af1 is just the call tag for whatever plane the president is on.

He isn't getting briefed, he is taking an inventory of the the White House furnishings to make sure Obama doesn't steal any on the way out.

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>AF1 safer

Probably not.

Trump Force One probably has more armor, but it's much older.

Now that he's the President Elect, maybe I can get my Trump Force One plushie finally.

>ywn read classified documents on what the U.S government has found since 1945

Really churns my shit up.

Well he has us on his side along with Kek. They shall be defeated.

i would suspect that his plane is incorporated into one of his businesses. so it wouldn't be ok to use it on official business

isn't funny the day a black man is more trusted with public property than a white woman?

>yfw the STARGATE is real and trump is now going to be commander and chief of SG1
Make Jaffa Great Again, W have to build a wall to keep the Goa'uld out.

STREAM WHEN?

Then why wasn't Carter briefed about this and he still believes stories he heard somewhere?

I think he will be required to use Air Force One for security reasons

Do you think he's somewhat mad that he has to leave his beautiful home and live in the pleb White House for the next 8 years?

inb4 he tweets the contents of area 51

That actually sounds so much like something Trump would do.

any stream to this ?

I'm laughing my ass off that he's still using the Trump jet. I don't know why, it makes sense, but I just assumed now that he's gonna be president they would've forced him to use a government jet. I hope he keeps using Trump Force One.

>Posts a picture of him shaking hands with aliens

They should make the whole plane like that :^)

>"I met with President Obama this morning
>Spectacular guy, very cordial, very well-spoken, loves his family
>I met with the Secret Service too; amazing people, I can't wait to work with them
>Introduced to Zzpeckt from Galaxy GN-z11, interesting little fella with a lot to say
>And of course I can't forget the wonderful people of Washington DC, who I expect to meet with later today..."

the air force one is a gigantic mobile command post, government office and hospital. im pretty sure he has to. i mean hes not allowed to drive on public roads anymore

IN HIS OWN PLANE

HAS THERE EVER BEEN SUCH A ALPHA PRESIDENT ELECT.

>Trump goes to dc
>Jumps in parachute
>Plane crashes into white house
>Obama is kill
>He lands at the entrance of the white house in fire, like he was recieved by fireworks

If only...

with survivors?

white mens egos would get in the way ugh why cant we have a mutliracial socialist paradise with no whites
fuck trump not my precedent

He'll be in the air force one and melania in his Trump airplane. And they'll do races.

If I recall, he said if he got elected he'd build a ballroom at the WH.

Google it, it's real

>The public finally learns of the existence of aliens from Trump posting his reaction on Twitter

ACK ACK ACKACK AAAACK ACK AAAAAAAACK ACK

Kek

With no survivors

>AYY LMAOS

Reminder, if your born in the USA you're an American.

Doesn't matter where your folks are from. This is the real secret. We AYYs now.

Make Proxima Centauri B Great Agan.

Trump jet would win every time. It has Rolls-Royce engines.

His plane is the Hair force One.

Really fucking doubt that, but okay.

> The White House confirmed Monday that Donald Trump had offered to spend $100 million on a new White House ballroom, but said the offer was quickly rejected.

>"I'm (not) sure it would be appropriate to have a shiny gold 'Trump' sign on any part of the White House," Press Secretary Josh Earnest said. "That's what most of the buildings that he offers to build include, so I'm unclear if something like that would have been required with this offer as well."

I can't wait for Trump to fire this scumbag

Magic room with antigravity?

I just realized that the white house is going to REEK like nuggets for months.

>8 years

I can only get so erect.

Races and trolling on twitter.

HNNGGGGG


BUILD IT, ITS FUCKING AMERICA FUCKING FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS TRUMP LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

ANY AMERICAN READING THIS FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS TO. ITS TIME.

MAKE AIR FORCE ONE GREAT AGAIN!

Dudes a retard, but it really does have escape pods for the President

Retro rockets. The rest of the plane supposedly separates from it, killing everyone but savng the pres.

But user it already smells like fried chicken

this joke was shitty

Full disclosure of AYYYY LMAOS incoming

"Look folks, it has come to my attention that Aliens live among us, and I am talking about a life form from another planet. Now, I have yet to meet with them, I am sure they are great beings..but if they want to come here..i'll say it again folks...they are going to come here legally."

President can't prosecute, but what's wrong with appointing a bipartisan special prosecutor, you know, the one that doesn't meet with her husband in a private airplane, to look into HRC's case? That should have been done a long time ago.

Our best chance at getting the alien files declassified was ironically Hillary. She actually mentioned it in her campaign and Podesta was obviously pushing it in a huge way behind the scenes.

Trump is trump though anything can happen.

top kek

this must happen

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>Trump ships the aliens 55 million lightyears away just so they can travel it right back to fill out the appropriate paperwork

The "new president" arc of SG1 was fucking great

> Trump will never tell Obama to BEND THE KNEE OR BE DESTROYED

youtube.com/watch?v=aFOo86PDDuE

>"You're fired!"

It's just an escape/ejection pod with parachutes.

They had a pretty decent representation of it on the Harrison Ford movie "Air Force One".

What else do expect from me?

They just said on NBC that it's the first time God-Emperor Trump will enter the white house.

THERES A LOT OF TALK ABOU UM, WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM? UFOS? ALIENS? THOSE BIG HEADED GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE... WELL.. ANYWAY. FRIENDS TODAY I HAVE SOME NES. BIG NEWS. HUGE NEWS. THIS IS THE BIGGEST NEWS YOURE EVER GONNA HEAR, BELIEVE ME, AND I DO NOT SAY THAT WITH ANY EXAGGERATION, BELIEVE ME THIS IS HUGE.

ALIENS AND UFOS, THEYRE REAL, AND WE COMMUNICATE WITH THEM

WHAT YOU DONT BELIEVE ME? THIS IS REAL, IM TALKING BIG HEADED BIG EYED GUYS FROM SPACE. BIG HEADS. REAL BIG. HUGE.

I'm down for ayeeeeeeeeeeee lmaos

This.

Although, it would be a nice gesture if he paid for his own travel.

will they be making a public statement later today?
I want to hear more from our new world emperor

I thought it was funny

kek
you are OK Portugal

There's no aliens, flying saucers, Jeff goldbum or lasers. Just fat computer virgins. Sad day!

tfw this is legit

Obvious bullshit

I mean, he's not the president. But Obama's not campaigning for Hillary anymore and like anyone's going to waste their time killing him now. It's like raping a corpse. May as well just give it to Trump already.

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BUILD A WALL AROUND EARTH
AND MAKE THE MARTIANS PAY FOR IT

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet

>inb4 murder or replaced by double
Why did he think this was a good idea

he's the president, why this fuck is this Josh guy bossing him around.

MABA

Obama will tell Trump, You were right, I was born in Kenya.

>tfw he's in there right as I'm typing this
>Donald Trump is in the white house discussing when Obama will clean up the chicken bones from the oval office

Too vad the Clintons already stole furniture when they left the first time

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Any streams?

>area 51 is actually a living ayy lmao colony working with the government willingly

Didn't both him and Killary get briefed on state secrets months before?

When the trump asked about nukes.

@Glorp-zork my plane might not go into space but at least I didnt crash it dui you dumb ass

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What's going on in there

>anti-science Trump
>Alien disclosure

That ain't happening, Cletus.

There is an extra seat, but he needs the legroom

They have a device that deactivates the atoms in a nuke so obviously they also have an antigravity generator.

Can you fucking imagine if potus trump came out and flat out said "AYYY LMAOS" have visited? It would shut everyone up. Left verses right wouldn't matter anymore. The shock would overshadow everything

LOL