Illegal immigrant

>illegal immigrant
>went along with Sup Forums spamming Trump memes because it was fun
>mfw these results

He's not actually going to deport me is he?

Better start building that wall Pedro.

Better call a local recruiter and hope he's hurting for numbers.

depends, you ever commit a crime while being illegal?

ur own fault m8

This. Don't break the law and you're probably safe. I'd especially avoid raping and/or murdering anyone.

>you ever commit a crime while being illegal

Does voting count?

>believing politicians
nah, you'll be fine

Topkek

> 2016
Literally all you have to do is pass a citizenship test. Learn those tea harbor memes yo.

>breaking the law
>"oh em jee poll will does the law apply to me??"

i seriously hope you're the first to go pham

murder is preferable to rape tbqh just don't peave any witnessess

from the point of view of the law being illegal is a crime.
I dont think is a big offense but it is a crime.

Wait, how can you even vote without providing a proof of citizenship?

You can be my redpilled boyfriend if you're cute

coming here illegally is committing a crime.

Yes.

>Wait, how can you even vote without providing a proof of citizenship?

LEL

Being illegal IS a crime, dumbass

Voter fraud is very common in the US.

Libs say voter ID is racist because they want voter fraud to be even more common.

He'll probably deport you to doing the laundry at Mar-a-lago or some shit.

No? Trump lied about everything and now its gonna be business as usual. Donald will want to build a wall, but first men with guns are going to lock him in a fancy room for 12 hours a day so he can proof read bills and innitiatives.

Politics will make trump his bitch. This is like hiring a gamestop retail employee to be the CEO of McDonalds. He has literally no experiebce or idea what in store for him. In 4 years Trump will be white and bald

...

>did you ever commit the crime of being illegal
FTFY

Apply for citizenship?

Pack your tacos esse!

Better get your naturalization

you could do the white thing and voluntarily go back where you belong

Welcome to America!

Intead of going back to Mexico, would you like to come to Britain.

Only thing, is that you have to live in one of our sharia zones.

Deal?

>being in the country illegally
>not in and of itself a crime

This is the way liberals think too

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyway you're fine, if you think any president could achieve even 1/10th of what they'd like to do, you're naive as hell. Trump isn't a dictator, he still has to get Congress, the public, etc. to go along with it.

I imagine he'll continue Obama's tradition and continue to ramp up the deportations. Unfortunately, I seriously doubt all you idiots are going to be rounded up and kicked out.

get out

you know you could apply for citizenship right?

pack your bags pack :^)

i suggest you get legalized pronto!

You have to go back.

He can't deport you if you get the fuck out now.

>Tfw at first I thought you were being satirical
>Then I realized other countries don't have to deal with half the population justifying voter fraud by screaming RACIST

And 5-10 years later and $20k in legal fees later, he might get in.

In all fairness, it isn't the easiest to immigrate to the US. But that's also because we don't want the riffraff to come here.

I may be an illegal immigrant but I'm still 5 times the human being you are you subhuman street shitting monkey.

Why the fuck can't Mexicans get the paperwork done ? Every Mexican I know has some sort of paperwork done and they come back to the us and learn the language and try to succeed.

Why are the majority like this though?

No ICE will.

tu debes volver

He's not. The deportation force he builds will. Come back legally, faggot.

Realistically speaking he'll come up with a plan to try and send you to areas where you can apply for citizenship. It would be the least damaging move for him to play.

Lmao

BAD HOMBRES

hahahahhaa

>If you vote, you're a citizen. - Obongo

The way it works in here is that you get your voting ticket sent to you in a letter and you need to show an ID at the voting booth so that it matches your ticket.

Then they give you a piece of paper that says "Kekkonen" and you put it in the box.

It's our Indian blood

>Illegal bank borrower here
>borrowed 2.1m and spent it all on booze
>homeless now

He is not going to arrest me is he Sup Forums?

>illegal immigrant
>not braking the law
choose one

Why are you illegal?

Nice larp fag

o really? how did trump win than?

This retard was probably handed a provisional ballot the was thrown out later.

you have to go back.

ame Here Im a DACA kid and i hope he doesn't abolish it

Most likely not.

maximum overkek

this is by far the best ancient ethiopian hair braiding forum i've ever frequented.

How the fuck are you going to get your ballot in the box without having a citizen ID card or whatever the fuck you guys have?

Should've came here the right way like I did you cunt. GTFO and do it right.

>How the fuck are you going to get your ballot in the box without having a citizen ID card or whatever the fuck you guys have?

LEL
E
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Where are you from my dude

Bye Jose

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>HOLA I'M AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT HAVE I COMMITTED A CRIME?
wall can't get built soon enough tbqh

Time to go Juan. If you have some skills im sure Mexico could use them.

No hablamos musulman, mahoma.