I will start Mike ''Fry Away Your Inner Gay'' Pence
ITT we are giving nicknames to MIKE PENCE
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Mike "Electroshock your love of cock" Pence
mike "zap the traps" pence
Mike "fight flamers with fire" Pence
Mike "Definitely Closeted" Pence
Mike "jolting fear into the queer" Pence
I thought he was already the wolf.
If gender is a social concept and sexuality is fluid, why cant gays flip straight?
Mike "Vice President who Ends the Vice" Pence
Mike "Cocksuckers are in for a shocker" Pence
Saw this one earlier today really good ngl
They'll ignore all the things Hilary said about gay people though and anyone with a brain knows nothing will happen to same-sex marriage.
wtf I love Indiana now
you fucking bigot
Who is this fluid Druid
Mike "Making homos wince" Pence
>anyone with a brain knows nothing will happen to same-sex marriage.
"anyone with a brain" knew that trump had a
Fukcj
topKEK
same-sex marriage isn't going to be taken away
>catatonic lobotomized gay porn
I bet this is a thing
Mike "Fudge Packer Hijacker" Pence
Mike "Glory hole in your chest" Pence
Well thank goodness he's only VP, it'll only matter if some leftist snaps and kills Trum- oohhh
MIKE "AC/DC FOR THE LGBT" PENCE
right, because we're going to give aversion therapy to all the gays.
no fags, no fag marriage
Hmmm really triggers the thought-making process...
Mike "Silver Bullet" Pence
Mike "10 megawatts a day keeps the gay away" Pence
Mike the Kike
Pence is a secret shotacon.
He stands by Trump despite disagreements because of Barron.
Am I the only one who ironically thinks this? He's cool though
He is already the Silver Fox.
Mike "The FagHammer" Pence
un*ironically
>anyone with a brain knows nothing will happen to same-sex marriage.
Under this government and their eventual Supreme Court, Obergefell vs. Hodges will get overturned because it's a baseless, erroneous decision. However, all moderate states and left will implement their own pro- gay marriage laws just how it's supposed to be done and everyone will be happy.
Probably because they're not sexually attracted to women, I would imagine.
Mike "cleanse your deganerance" Pence
those things actually might work
noice
Haha, it's a bretty good life insurance policy for Trump. Ain't it, leaf?
Mike "Feel The Itch? I Flip The Switch" Pence
So why hasn't this guy been getting any attention this election?
Have i just missed it?
Mike "Pole Smoker Choker" Pence
Mike "unfagging with a zapping" pence
Mike "Homocaust" Pence
Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES BEST ONE SO FAR
Are we talking about Mike "Shocking transformation" Pence again?
Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Kek
Mike "Captain Cleanse" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "If You Catch or Pitch, I'm Flipping The Switch" Pence
Nobody pays attention to the vice presidential pick unless the VP is retarded or crazy. The lugenpresse was too busy trying to meme literally Hitler that they ignored Pence.
Mike "Assassination Insurance" Pence
Mike "Bears Get the Chair" Pence
Mike "Ignite the sodomite" Pence
Slight twist to yours.
Mike "zap a trap" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence
Mike "Backdoor? Smoothbore ;^)" Pence
Mike "Make Faggots Food For Maggots" Pence
Mike "The Cock Knocker Shocker" Pence
Mike "Gotta pay the troll toll" Pence
>Shock therapy for homos
remind me what's wrong with that?
Leviticus 18:22
Mike "gas the fags" Pence
Trump's a literal genius, truly 4D chess.
Not only he locked the conservative evangelical vote, counter-weighted his brash demeanor with a quiet, contained VP, he got a fucking life insurance against any libtard that wants to play the part of Lee Harvey Oswald.
>What if Trump get's assassinateed?
>Then Mike "gays and dykes on a pike" Pence becomes prez
Mike "Bum-driller killer" Pence
Don't you talk shit about Race Bannon. He's gonna fuck you up.
Mike "Empty My Nine At The Discotheque Line" Pence
Mike "Get a shock or put you head on the block" Pence
Mike "Fudge-packer hacker" Pence
Mike "Get that Homo into Lobo" Pence
#MaketheFaggotsGreatAgain
Mike "zaps not faps" Pence
Underated
President Mike Pence
my fav
Mike 'Gay marriage aint happenin' now let me get to zappin'' Peace.
Mike "Putting fags in body bags" Pence
Dammit Pence*
Mike "volties for boobies" Pence
Mike "making pederasts past tense" Pence
Wow, fags are a bunch of sexist then
This is fantastic.
>Mike 'Just Marry a Butch Who Loves Anal' Pence
>Mike 'Don't Be Weird Just Get A Beard' Pence
>Mike 'Fake It Until You Straight It' Pence
fuck
Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
Mike "Like Other Men? The Dial's Going to Ten" Pence
...
he's also a creationist and wants creationism taught in public schools.
Combined with Trump's climate-denialism, you basically just put science-denialist Bible-fags in charge of the nation. Congrats
Mike 'they like the cock they get the shock' Pence
It doesn't work, it's inhumane, Leviticus is entirely outdated.
You're literally quoting a portion of the Bible written entirely by Jews
it's already like that anyhow
We have a winner!
Mike "Devastate the Degenerate" Pence
Mike "the best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "The butch Butcher" Pence
Mike 'curing queers with amperes' Pence
its a fucking 9-gag mark.
Mike "electrocutie the faggot cutie" Pence
Mike "Bent as a six" Pence
Mike 'Zap the Dyke' Pence