Be 240 years old

>be 240 years old
>"""""history """""

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>"""culture"""

>MUH AMSTERDAM GOLDEN AGE

>be 309 years old
>talking shit about American history

Go fuck yourself crooktooth

Mate. Say this shit when we have a decent leader who is deporting pakis and niggers.

You just make us look like a feeble and insecure Nation.

>get cucked by rome
>get cucked by snow niggers
>get cucked by france
>get cucked by germany
>get cucked by america
>get cucked by shitskins
>"""""culture"""""

God the british are some arrogant fucks. If we hadn't won the war I'd love to have a seond one.

Go fuck yourself teabag

Second*

at least we got weed
your prime minister, aka weedman, is so useless

"""american education """""

We really need some Paki identifiers for these UK flags, they're a fucking plague and they're making based white Britons look faggy as fuck.

>literally 309 years old talking shit about 240 years old country
>69 years difference

You still drink tea with mum?

Our history actually starts in the late 1500s when mass white immigration happened.

England was founded in the 900s

THIS salt
Mmmmm put it on my crumpets!

>Arrogant fucking crooked tooth bastard has to harp on spelling mistakes, in order to appear more intelligent.

You're probably a cockney little fuck too, and not even smart.

>be shit
>still call yourself """""great"""""

You might give yourself a heart attack getting this mad burger

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland was actually founded in 1927.

>European "weed"

Buddy I challenge you to smoke BC bud and compare it to your piss watered shit.

u mad?

*correction!
The U.K. was founded in 1709

HOHOHO EVEN BETTER

But you're living in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland after the Scots inherited your throne, user.
Based Sheamus putting the beady eye'd Anglos in their place

i'll take mine over yours any day

>be dominated and invaded by half of Europe throughout your history
>destroy your own empire trying to fight the nazis

Too kek

Based Seamus!

>never had an empire
>invaded by niggers and mexicans

SPQR found your ancestor mum willing and eager for their gladii

we kicked them out mate

>be older than America
>STILL not a world power

We have military bases all over the world and in your country. If that's not an empire I don't know what is

>>never had an empire

>never had an empire
>literally the "world power"

Keep being delisional nigel. There's a world beyond mum, tea n crumpets.

>small bases that do fuck all
>empire
The delusion

>May 1, 1707
>talking shit about age

Come on, Abdulah.

Daily reminder that 97% of americans are the result of european immigration

>it literally didn't
>they can't factually say it did
Pissing my trousers!

>lives on a tiny island with no space so everyone is crammed into tin shanties as to conserve space
>""""""""""""great"""""""""" britain

Nige, the whole world is our empire, including yours.

>the whole world is our empire
>made in China™
LOL

slave labor is best labor.

Without us China would be nothing. They have no control over us and will bend over when Trump starts pressuring them.

>made all their slaves free
>all their slaves proceeded to sponge off the government

Daily Reminder Reminder
>97% of Americans are the result of LEGAL European immigration.

>can't even beat vietnam
>b-bring it on china!

>900 years of hamlets, horses, and slow cars that go fuck all speed and were made in 1920

The only civilization you ever have had was london. The rest were peasants and farmers. Also the medival/dark ages dont count cunt. Those were "great" britain. NOT THE U.K.

You got cucked by ireland and wales, go eat shit.

>measure the age of your own country with arbitrary standards
>Jefferson, Hamilton, etc all materialized on July 4, 1776

When I compare the mind of the average British Brainlet to my own, I can only pity him.

Nixon sabotaged the war to get reelected, plus all those hippies helped.
The only people who can beat the USA, is itself.

>american education
The only thing you've managed to produce is the copious amounts of salt in this thread

This thread is so fucking gay, I want to actually start another revolutionary war.

How are our bases doing btw? I like to keep watch on the colonies tbqh

>h-he sabotaged it!
>he lost on purpose!
genuine laughter

>be 240 years old
>be worlds only superpower
Ay!

>What is watergate?
Please pick up a history book you ignorant cockney fuck.

You'd have to be able to locate them on a map first

He robbed his opponent at a hotel, and this equates to burgers being BTFO by paddyniggers?

The USA and South Vietnam didn't lose any ground.
Only after we pulled out did the Vietcongs win.
Keep being mad about being completely irrelevant though.

You're right, I doubt if your country is relevant enough for its location to be common knowledge.

What? We literally had and still have a colonial empire, though.

>only after we retreated and admitted defeat did they win
Lol
Suprised youd know about common knowledge, don't think that's on the US education system

>don't have a single colony

We didn't admit defeat because we didn't lose.

>on the US education system
>on
kek, this is why your "universities" are outranked

>be everyone else
>not 50,000 years old

>he thinks this is what watergate was
I'm laughing so fucking hard.

The watergate scandal was about Nixon prolonging the vietnam war despite basing his campaign on ending it, which led him into office in the first place. Nixon had unconnected people break into watergate, and steal information. He later denied knowing these people and paid them TONS of hush money.
Nixon knew this and became very schizophrenic and was convinced his own men were talking about him so he set up recorders all over the oval office, and ended up fucking himself over with secrets that nobody would have known had he not been so paranoid.

That is what happened at watergate

.
There's nothing grammatically wrong with saying that?

History means nothing

>mfw europoors missed out on their history
>mfw amerigods are living theirs

Enjoy reading about your ancestors in history books, lads. My descendants will be reading about me instead.

>this made US generals fail against gooks
Uhhhh

You meant "in", my little illiterate british brainlet.
Anyway, why are your universities so bad?

He also refused to send support to the troops and many died from yellow fever and malaria. It was a literal hellhole, the government has abandoned the troops.

Cainbridge is 4th best in the world

Actually, fuck that Oxford is 2nd

>4th best in the world
>4th
>4
>5-1

So they lost?

INBRED AMERIKEKS ARE THIS MAD LMAOOOO

2 in the top five, and look how many times bigger the USA is and they only have 3

>redcoats with the shitty bants

>calling us inbred
>U.K. populace is a prime example of fetal alchohol syndrome, autism and incest

Surely you jest

t. anglo

>only have three decent universities
>still below the best american ones
>"y-you're bigger, I need a handicap to win this contest:("
kek

>we are more autistic
>furfags and weebs a common sight in american cities
>south filled with inbred hicks who can't even read

>every american university except one is below our best despite their country being many orders of magnitude larger

In all honesty that's a lot of fucking spergs in our country, it must something in the water
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>>south filled with inbred hicks who can't even read
>mfw southern whites have a higher iq average than Britain

England was funded in 1066 u fucktard NIGEL learn ur damn history..u make william the conqueror move in his grave

They stand out because they don't make up 50% of the 60% white population

Reminder that we have the second oldest Constitution.

>we've done more than any other nation in the history of civilization in that time

Fuck off, bong.

>every american university except one is below our best despite their country being many orders of magnitude larger
>I have to compose awkward, mangled sentences and arbitrary standards to hide the fact that six of the top ten unis are american

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HAHAHHAHAHA
HIGHER IQ THAN YOUR MASSIVE FUCKING COUNTRY ON ONE TINY ISLAND

>birthplace of lesbians, tumblr and SJW's
>There are cockney bastards like you who are more retard than southern americans
>most of you look like a lesbian, male or female

>I can't comprehend words over a few syllables
US education

You sound 12 years old pal

>size of country effects iq
>white americans are still 3 points above you
kek, britilliterates

Look Dad, USbro fucking outmemed you. If by chance you don't recognise me, I'm one of the many bastard children you had that you refused to acknowledge but secretly gave child support to.

>literally lower IQ than our country and you can't escape it
>after claiming otherwise and calling us inbred retards
What does that make you?

Europeans have been here for 500 years. The first English-speaking people here arrived 400 years ago.

>a fucking leaf

Shove some snow up your ass faggot. You have no history.

>40% shitskins
>only 2 points below you