What's he saying to him?

...

Where all the semen stains are (one is on his suit apparently)

If you find a loli in the closet pls mail her back to me

>Oingo Boingo is my favorite band

"Hey Mike if your wife ever needs a bull in DC I know a few great guys"

Hebephilia is not degenerate.

do you smell burning toast?

> You are so fucked.

pick one chair to fart in and make all your visitors sit in it

GET YOUR DISGUSTING HAND OFF ME

"Have you ever kissed a man before?"

kek, what a shit office.

>thats a good power stance but you dont wanna make the sweet cunnies scared when they visit so relax

Pence is so weird looking.

He looks just like wojak

>Don't let trump do something stupid.

He's the manifestation of Wojak

>I like the way you smell, can I touch you?

I fucked Michelle on that couch

>Does Hillary and everyone involved in THE CF really have to go? Come on, give them a break, it's the right thing.

what a shitty fucking office. My office is nicer.

>do you know how many lolli's I've gaped with this hand sonny?

My quantum physics professor has a better office than that.

Sad.

>Remember the President needs at least 3 blowjobs a day to keep off the stress.

>These faggots get to even sit in the same room with the portrait of great men like Jackson