Here some from the last thread: >Powergirl dates a horse. >Batman and Superman make a bet who can last longest without using their dominant hand both in normal life and super hero life. >A world where superheroes and villains effectively are treated and act like wrestlers (they have fans, acts of destruction are limited but made exciting to appease the masses, they are promoted and sponsored, ruling the planet is equivalent to a title belt, etc.) and everything kinda works between the two until a traditional hero and villain from an alternate universe come in and upset the balance. >Professor X loses his telepathic abilities but doesn't want to tell anyone so he just pretends. >The Sinister Six start twitch streaming their crimes but then notice that the donations bring in more money than their actual crimes so they rent a studio place and build sets where they fake crimes. >Through a series of events a sex tape of Batman's parents ends up online.
Jonathan Evans
Whatever happens to this guy
Andrew Barnes
Marcvel/DC crossover - Winter Soldier hired to take out Batman.
Who hired him? What happens next? No idea don't care make it happen.
Eli Cook
Superman's rocket ship crashed near Themyscira.
Anthony Cruz
Superman's ship crash lands on Qo'noS and is believed to be the reincarnation of Kahless after he shows super powers.
Dylan Hernandez
Venom gets tickets to be a contestant on a game show with a lifetime supply of chocolate as the ultimate prize
Connor Hughes
Batman rapes the Joker.
Levi Evans
Batman rapes Gordon.
Hudson Stewart
Superman's ship lands in pot farm
Bruce Wayne falls down a well containing no bats, and after his parents' deaths becomes... WELLMAN
Batman adopted by episcopalian pedophiles
Watchmen parody in which rorschach is called Thematic Apperception Test
Holden Caulfield becomes Batman
Alex Delarge becomes the Joker
Rhett Butler becomes the Comedian
Sherlock Holmes becomes Arm Fall Off Boy
Kal El lands in Malpais and is adopted by Mustapha Mond
Isaiah Hill
Dr. Doom joins the Legion of Doom
Kevin Thompson
Batman tries to kill Superman in a series of Roadrunner and Coyote-esque situations.
Parker Green
I unironically want this.
Adam James
The Thing turns out to be an incredible chef and has to choose between The Fantastic 4 and competing in a huge cooking championship
Samuel Brooks
Batman returns to his detective roots and gets horribly lost tracking the joker down in a Louisiana swamp with no cellphone reception
Adam Morgan
>>Professor X loses his telepathic abilities but doesn't want to tell anyone so he just pretends.
Jonathan Campbell
The Waynes get shot down in Crime Alley like usual, except this time, in front of Alfred, so filled with guilt that he couldn’t stop the murder he becomes the Batman of that universe.
Brody Lee
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Jason Flores
>Optimus Prime, Nemesis Prime, Motor Master, and Toxitron are trying to track each other down in a truck stop parking lot without alerting the humans.
Ryder Walker
Flashback: Hi-jinks ensue at Smallville High as a teenage Clark Kent has to help Lori Lemaris get back the magic amulet to get back her land legs before anyone else learns her secret.
Caleb Cox
Tony Stark give Danny Rand his own Iron Fist
Daniel Parker
-Power girl ends up dating a horse
-magic batman
Mason Fisher
Poison Ivy takes over Themyscira using an ancient relic that was blessed by Demeter, Greek God of Harvest.
Juan Walker
>Kinnikuman DC world Oh god yes, please.
Colton Campbell
Tony Stark finds the Ten Rings instead of being kidnapped. Using them and his own tech to create a battle suit of magic and technology.
Jackson Thomas
Crossover: Hellboy meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Asher Rivera
Sailor Moon-Justice League crossover. Which one reminds Mako of her Senpai?
Jaxson Hughes
The Daily Planet has to layoff staff due to massive declines in circulation and ad revenue so Clark Kent gets a new job as a barber with disastrous results
Nolan Lewis
Powergirl goes on the third date with the horse
Caleb Miller
Bruce Wayne getting kidnapped by Match Malone
Dylan Ramirez
A set of hilarious accidents leads to Clark Kent working as a reporter for Brietbert, who bought out the failing Daily Planet.
Wyatt Cooper
> Damian cuck his dad by dating Catwoman
Parker Flores
> Powerpuff Girls go on a third date with an horse
Brandon Nguyen
Most of these are more than one sentence
Carter Wilson
Colossus is forced to choose between his love for Kitty Pryde and his commitment to Islamic State.
Wyatt Brown
Any drawfag feels like they want to do this thread a favor, and draw Superman doing the meep meep to Batman?
Nathaniel Gray
I'd read a completely bizarre story like this. I don't find Superman very interesting as a character, giving him a bizarre job or reporting role that he can't excel in by using his powers would be hilarious.