Pitch a story in one sentence

Pitch a story in one sentence.

Here some from the last thread:
>Powergirl dates a horse.
>Batman and Superman make a bet who can last longest without using their dominant hand both in normal life and super hero life.
>A world where superheroes and villains effectively are treated and act like wrestlers (they have fans, acts of destruction are limited but made exciting to appease the masses, they are promoted and sponsored, ruling the planet is equivalent to a title belt, etc.) and everything kinda works between the two until a traditional hero and villain from an alternate universe come in and upset the balance.
>Professor X loses his telepathic abilities but doesn't want to tell anyone so he just pretends.
>The Sinister Six start twitch streaming their crimes but then notice that the donations bring in more money than their actual crimes so they rent a studio place and build sets where they fake crimes.
>Through a series of events a sex tape of Batman's parents ends up online.

Whatever happens to this guy

Marcvel/DC crossover - Winter Soldier hired to take out Batman.

Who hired him? What happens next? No idea don't care make it happen.

Superman's rocket ship crashed near Themyscira.

Superman's ship crash lands on Qo'noS and is believed to be the reincarnation of Kahless after he shows super powers.

Venom gets tickets to be a contestant on a game show with a lifetime supply of chocolate as the ultimate prize

Batman rapes the Joker.

Batman rapes Gordon.

Superman's ship lands in pot farm

Bruce Wayne falls down a well containing no bats, and after his parents' deaths becomes... WELLMAN

Batman adopted by episcopalian pedophiles

Watchmen parody in which rorschach is called Thematic Apperception Test

Holden Caulfield becomes Batman

Alex Delarge becomes the Joker

Rhett Butler becomes the Comedian

Sherlock Holmes becomes Arm Fall Off Boy

Kal El lands in Malpais and is adopted by Mustapha Mond

Dr. Doom joins the Legion of Doom

Batman tries to kill Superman in a series of Roadrunner and Coyote-esque situations.

I unironically want this.

The Thing turns out to be an incredible chef and has to choose between The Fantastic 4 and competing in a huge cooking championship

Batman returns to his detective roots and gets horribly lost tracking the joker down in a Louisiana swamp with no cellphone reception

>>Professor X loses his telepathic abilities but doesn't want to tell anyone so he just pretends.

The Waynes get shot down in Crime Alley like usual, except this time, in front of Alfred, so filled with guilt that he couldn’t stop the murder he becomes the Batman of that universe.

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>Optimus Prime, Nemesis Prime, Motor Master, and Toxitron are trying to track each other down in a truck stop parking lot without alerting the humans.

Flashback: Hi-jinks ensue at Smallville High as a teenage Clark Kent has to help Lori Lemaris get back the magic amulet to get back her land legs before anyone else learns her secret.

Tony Stark give Danny Rand his own Iron Fist

-Power girl ends up dating a horse

-magic batman

Poison Ivy takes over Themyscira using an ancient relic that was blessed by Demeter, Greek God of Harvest.

>Kinnikuman DC world
Oh god yes, please.

Tony Stark finds the Ten Rings instead of being kidnapped. Using them and his own tech to create a battle suit of magic and technology.

Crossover: Hellboy meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Sailor Moon-Justice League crossover.
Which one reminds Mako of her Senpai?

The Daily Planet has to layoff staff due to massive declines in circulation and ad revenue so Clark Kent gets a new job as a barber with disastrous results

Powergirl goes on the third date with the horse

Bruce Wayne getting kidnapped by Match Malone

A set of hilarious accidents leads to Clark Kent working as a reporter for Brietbert, who bought out the failing Daily Planet.

> Damian cuck his dad by dating Catwoman

> Powerpuff Girls go on a third date with an horse

Most of these are more than one sentence

Colossus is forced to choose between his love for Kitty Pryde and his commitment to Islamic State.

Any drawfag feels like they want to do this thread a favor, and draw Superman doing the meep meep to Batman?

I'd read a completely bizarre story like this. I don't find Superman very interesting as a character, giving him a bizarre job or reporting role that he can't excel in by using his powers would be hilarious.