Hi, I'm here for the job interview

>Hi, I'm here for the job interview..

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the tattoo parlour is two blocks down.

>Hire him
>Immediately fire him

> No suit
> No Job

Fuck off.

>and the bartender says: "get the fuck out."

fuck you~~

Sorry. You're not qualified for the metal-fabrication position.

Welds would get in your beard. Now leave.

The nearest Starbucks shop is one block down, pal

>tfw hipsters ruined beards for the forseeable future
I mean i've got shit beard genetics regardless, but still.

Why are you taking a picture of me?

>well groomed
>well dressed
>popular with customers
>likely willing to work for low wage
Why wouldn't you hire him?

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Grab a gun and shoot some liberals
We'll pay you for each head you bring back

You're a fucking white male, we only have a position open for a transexual biracial muslim wolfkin. Diversity quotas, you understand.

Perfect, we have a job opening for a gay lumberjack

It's a good look. Some of you have no eye for fashion

These faggots ruined facial hair forever.

I can grow a pretty righteous beard. But I won't because of faggots like in the OP's pic related.

Also why are you in my bathroom?

Fucking leaf

>hi im here for the praca

Could you BE any more of a nu male

Your beard is way too long.

Beards are good, but once you get to that point you are just a faggot unless you produce moonshine.

The fact that you have a plaid shirt along with that beard makes you a viable moonman target.

I'm sorry but your Instagram doesn't qualify as a designer's portfolio

Do you know what a crankshaft is? You ever put a tire on inflated to 120 psi? Do you know how a diesel engine works? How about how it gets power?

Spierdalaj, Mexicans are cheaper plumbers, pierogi nigger.

Beards still look perfectly fine if you don't look like an effeminate nu-male faggot.

lost.

that fucking haircut