What will Trump pick as the First Dog?

What will Trump pick as the First Dog?

I think pic related would fit in with him and his extended family.

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it's going to be "american" something, like american bulldog

a chihuahua would be top fucking kek though

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Great Pyrenees would look good, big and gold-white.

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>as if there is another option

correct answer leaf

i can already hear the liberals crying "HITLER HAD THE SAME DOG !!! "

It would be glorious.

Hey, I've got one too.

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>Saluki

i wish there was a picture of the dog with a comb over

it would be so cute

Chris Christie

The alpha

>Eine Presswurst auf vier Beinen

That's what they are called in their origin country germany.

Either that or a Belgian malanois.

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He'll get a good hilldog bitch
Good dog actually
It basically sleeps all day

My niggas!

best pick

Pug

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shiba inu is the only choice

A yellow labby.

>ARYAN RACE MASTER RACE

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Bearded Collie. Proper working dog and hints at his Scottish mother

kek

A german shepherd obviously

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A German Spitz

Siberian husky

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That's my dog. Although mine is quite elderly now. Best dog I've ever had.

>literally the niggers of the dog world

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old yeller!

Get a black lab like Putin. Scare Merkel with it.

Rhodesian ridgeback.
The nigger remover.

dachshunds are amazing, they are hearty, brave, smart, proud, lovable and everything good you could ask for in a dog. they also have an indomitable spirit, they would fit trump's personality very well

>pic related my dachshund

this senpai

the original nigger remover

>they also have an indomitable spirit

My folks adopted one from a shelter. She was one of the best dogs they ever had. She also didn't take any shit from any other dogs, no matter how much bigger they were.

>chronic back problems
>walking sausage
Pic related is the only option

Beagle master race, of course.

>chronic hip problems
>inbred as fuck
user-kun, I.....

yes, this has caused me problems before when he tries to pick fights with bigger dogs
not all of them have chronic back problems, these problems are largely genetic, no matter how carefull you are if its in their genes they will have it
the ancestors of mine have had no such problems at all until at least his grandparents

amy schumer

love ridgebacks

Hillary

This one

Does anything in Germany have a simple name?

>ARYAN

this is literally a genuine Aryan breed faggot

Nice salsicha. I have two, but I have no foto of them here right now.

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He's joking, they're called
Dicker hund

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this tbqh

kek

He said " a Head Cheese with four legs"

thanks! best dogs ever right?

I would be comfy with his

Good poopin', Pupper.

Good Poopin' Pupper.

Something powerful, but not fuck-huge.

It also needs to be female, so that I can ship them.

>german shepherd

I couldn't cope with all the fucking hair. Next dog will be a dobermann.

obviously this

tres gentil defece mon chien

whatever breed he chooses, he should name the dog Pepe

Here are some former presidential pets

John Quincy Adams
Silkworms
An Alligator, received as a gift from the Marquis de Lafayette.

Andrew Jackson
Polly – parrot (taught to swear)
Fighting cocks
Bolivia, Emily, Lady Nashville, Sam Patches, and Truxton – Horses

Martin Van Buren
Briefly owned two tiger cubs given to him by the Sultan of Oman before Congress forced him to donate the tigers to the zoo

James Buchanan
Lara – Newfoundland
Punch – Toy Terrier
Eagle

Benjamin Harrison
Whiskers ("His Whiskers", or "Old Whiskers") – Goat
Dash – Collie
Mr. Reciprocity and Mr. Protection – Opossums

Theodore Roosevelt
Bob Evans – guinea pigs
Algonquin – Pony
Baron Spreckle – Hen
Bill – lizard
Blackjack – Manchester Terrier
Eli Yale – Blue macaw
Emily Spinach – Garter snake
Fedelity – Pony
Gem and Susan – Dogs
Jack and Peter – Terriers
Jonathan Edwards – small bear
Jonathan – Piebald rat
Josiah – Badger
Manchu – Pekingese
Maude – Pig
Peter – Rabbit
Pete – Bull Terrier
Rollo – Saint Bernard
Skip – Mongrel
Sailor Boy – Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Tom Quartz and Slippers – Cats
(Unknown) – Hyena; barn owl; one-legged rooster

Calvin Coolidge
Rob Roy and Prudence Prim – White collies
Peter Pan – Terrier
Paul Pry – Airedale Terrier
Calamity Jane – Shetland Sheepdog
Tiny Tim and Blackberry – Chow Chows
Ruby Rouch – Collie
Boston Beans – Bulldog
King Cole – German Shepherd
Palo Alto – Bird dog
Bessie – Collie
Rebecca and Horace – Raccoons
Ebeneezer – Donkey
Nip and Tuck – Canaries
Enoch – Goose
Smoky – Bobcat
Tiger – Cat
Tax Reduction and Budget Bureau – Lion cubs
Billy – Pygmy hippopotamus
A wallaby
A duiker (a very small type of antelope)
A black bear

Good poopin pupper

>not a Malinois instead...

far superior for actually getting things done

Doesn't he already have a Beagle though?

How was I supposed to know that? I'm a true American, so I don't speak foreign.

Honestly this would be a great fucking choice. just the right personality for him. Lefties would lose their shit and say it looks authoritarian while the rest of America would shrug and say whatever.

my doggos

For sure. Great barkers, good to alert you if something is wrong.

For fucks sake, learn german or russian or some other cool language

>white dog
>TRUMPS RACIST STATEMENT MADE WITH HIS NEW DOG
>black dog
>TRUMPS HIDDEN MESSAGE ABOUT BLACKS ON A LEASH

There's no win

Cocker Spaniel

this

shih-tzu
a male one with a top knot and a bow

to symbolize what we will do to china in trade

Yeah pence will convince him to get one.

Stupid and one of the best family dogs. Perfect for Trump's persona.

>Jonathan Edwards- small bear

Teddy is a fucking badass thats for sure.

Trump should get an Australian Shepherd, since he is the king of shitposting. They are also great dogs in general, my aunt has one that I just love to death.

Why would I bother learning a Nazi or commie language? All you foreigners already know English, the language of freedom.

He should pick up a couple of shelter dogs. Might help to humanize him a bit with some of the bleeding hearts.

Good Poopin' Pupper

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Greyhound is best breed. I can take my dog Dante out back to the woods let him go and within 15 minutes he returns with our dinner either rabbit or squirrel.

Trump boxers

make it a thing

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T H I S

This

good poopin', pupper

underrated

English is a terrible language. I can't even explain it to you because many concepts don't even exist on your mind. Learning another language will expand you horizon.
English is universal because even the dumbest motherfucker on earth can easily learn it.

Rhodesian is the only answer

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Caucasian mountain dog? They hunt bears and would likely cause the lefties to rage.

Rosie O Donnell